Employment opportunities are available at Happy Oaks Asylum. We ask that you come ready to help patients by any means necessary. Our patients are weak, vulnerable, and WILLING TO SUFFER.

We ask that you enter the following information below:

Name:

Age:

Gender (Sexuality optional):

Appearance:

Backstory:

Likes:

Dislikes:

Why do you believe you can be a beneficial asset of Happy Oaks:

EXAMPLE

Name: John Doe

Age: 23

Gender: Male (Straight)

Appearance: Seth McFarlene in a doctor's coat

Backstory:

Likes: Helping others, fruitcake, and annoying people

Dislikes: Himself

Why: Always enjoyed helping others and forcing them to do the right thing, even if it kills them

We know you can do it!