Are you a convicted felon?
If not, then fine,
but if so, please state the nature of your crime.
Tell us why you did the time.

Don't matter what you did,
fate is sealed,
and it don't matter how you feel,
so please don't try to appeal
to us.

cause that wasn't the deal.

see, whether you did it or not,
where's the money for bail?
criminal defense ain't cheap and ain't for sale,
and you sure ain't pale.

so you plead guilty.
you and 97 percent of everyone behind bars like you.

incarcerated?
well then no food stamps,
and no aid for degree programs
once you get out the work camp-
we mean... jail.

no voting either,
or owning property,
cause you "didn't live properly",
so we've condemned you to poverty.

not our problem, though.
actually, quite the contrary.
fuck up and get sent back to buying from commissary,
and working involuntarily...

and we become the beneficiary.

So are you a convicted felon?
If not, then fine,
but if so, you not getting a part-time.
from us,

not a dime.

Have A Nice Day!