Astrid got in a fighting stance as she moved her bangs out of sight.

Heather: Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup...Don't you want this...

Heather swayed her hips seductively as she turned in a circle.

Heather: ...rather than THAT...

Astrid got infuriated.

Astrid: ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH TALK!!!!!

As Astrid and Heather charged at each other a familiar voice was heard.

Voice: HICCUP I HAVE COME FOR YOUR NIGHT FURY!!!!!!!

Everyone turned to see the tall slightly muscular teenager,Dagur the Deranged.

Hiccup: Oh joy. Alright let's just get this ov-

Heather: Well...Helloooooo Mr.Deranged...

Heather giggled as she touched Dagur's arms.

Dagur: Why hello yourself. Wait! What are you doing with Hiccup and the girl?

Heather: Who cares anymore? All I'm interested in is about this handsome piece of meat in front of me.

Dagur smiled.

Dagur: Why thank you, and what's your name?

Heather giggled and touched Dagur's face.

Heather: The name is Heather the Heavenly.

Astrid: Oh please...Can you believe you're seeing this Hiccup?

Hiccup: Yeah,but at least you didn't get hurt.

Astrid blushed as she kissed Hiccup's cheek. As they both turned they saw a disgusting sight. Heather and Dagur were locking lips.

Astrid: Hey, do you think we could kick some viking butt?

Hiccup: Even if it lasts about 3 seconds?

Astrid nodded her head.

Hiccup: Toothless,Plasma Blast.

Toothless attacked the new couple. They fell off the cliff and landed on a bunch of hard rocks.

Astrid: Yay!

Hiccup gave her a look.

Astrid: Hey you owe me big!

Hiccup: Yeah,I do.

Astrid: In fact...

Astrid kissed Hiccup.

Astrid: Why don't I show you my new dance that I learned,but in a more 'private' place.

Hiccup: Hmmm...maybe later.

Astrid: Awwwwwww...Why?

Hiccup: Because my dad is standing right behind us...

Astrid: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

The two turned around to see the tall,masculine figure standing before them.

Stoick the Vast: Hiccup...Explain.

To Be Continued...

(YES,I ship DagurXHeather aka Dagther. So what's the reaction for Dagther? How did you enjoy this chapter? Unexpected right? Vote, Comment, and Follow.)