Sunday, 5:45 a.m.

I'm getting a mild suspicion that you hate me.

Really? What brought up THAT idea?

Well, you sent me roses, though I'm allergic, the wrapping on the candies had lead coated on the inside and the card had a clown on the front. And I hate clowns. I honestly find your actions uncalled for.

YOU STABBED ME!

TWICE!

Still uncalled for and quite childish!

Said the one who dropped me off a cliff, saying it was an "accident", later poisoning me for "Scientific discovery", saying sorry later only to stab me TWICE during the 7th date, because you had wanted "put the spotlight on me". Excuse me but where am I in the wrong?

First of all, it wasn't twice...

It was three times.

Yeah, cause that makes it better.

I'm glad it does :)

I'M BEING SARCASTIC YOU IDIOT!

Don't bother coming back, or else I'll call the cops. I'm tired of your shenanigans Just stay away, your presence alone annoys me now.

But I'm already at the hospital door...

GO! AWAY!

I brought pizza and a movie...

And your favorite pillow...

...

You're forgiven, come on in :)

Friday 6:13 p.m.

Hey, where are you?

Currently trying not to die... could use a little help...

I said WHERE, not HOW. And right now I could use a little help!

Get in line! I've got the cure to cancer hanging out in my lunch bag and the entire government on my tail!

Wait... I thought I had the cure...

No, I have the cure, you have the nuclear bomb.

... Why?

Where are you?

The Pentagon...

I'm at the Hospital, with security...

Junior switched the labels again didn't he?

Yep.

I'm going to kill him when I get home.

Get in line babe.

Monday, 1:08 p.m.

I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Appluase, just 6 minutes after me ;)

Look Pentagon jails are much more strict the hospital jails.

The hospital doesn't have a jail.

Right, they have the fourth floor don't they?

You're such an 'A'-whole

XD

I learned it from you!

Did not!

Anyway, mom wants us back home before school starts for Junior, and I still have shopping.

I've got half the list if you want.

Naw, it's just some basic things.

Eggs

Bacon

Butter

Creamer

Arsenic

And Dog Treats

I don't think Arsenic is basic...

It is for this family. Remember the Mail Man incident?

How could I? It's how we met!

The way you snapped his wrist was just so graceful, I couldn't help but stare.

You were staring at the guy's broken wrist you dolt XD

Point taken.

( I became very bored. Tell me if you want more! Same goes for the other stories! Thanks for reading!)