(Y/N) is walking around the school, thinking of ways of how she can be useful, she sighed, 'Knowing myself, I can barely do anything right, I can barely use a gun, with trying my best not to drop it,

if that keeps happening, then I'll just look weak in front of my friends.

I can't make any poison to kill Korosensei, chemistry was never really my specialty, I can only do a good hand to hand combat, but...

I'm DEFINITELY not gonna kill him like that, he can easily dodge all my moves!' You looked down disappointed in yourself,

'I wish I was talented like my classmates, they all look like they have something deep inside them that is useful to kill Korosensei.'

You then looked up almost walking into a tree, to see Nagisa and Sugino hiding behind a tree and a couple of bushes.

'Why are they hiding?' You thought to yourself as you walked towards them.

You tapped Nagisa's shoulder only to surprise him. "Oh, (Y/N), you scared me." Nagisa said to you. Sugino looked back also surprised to see you.

"Damn, your as quiet as a mouse." Sugino put a hand over his chest.

"Sorry, I was walking around thinking to myself when I saw you two hiding here, what are you guys doing anyway?" You asked them.

"Oh, well we're just watching Korosensei." Sugino replied.

You looked over to see Korosensei sitting in a lawn chair, while reading the newspaper.

"He makes a point of relaxing behind the school every day before homeroom after visiting Hawaii at Mach 20 to pick up a drink and an English newspaper.

Just as reported. Thanks, Nagisa." Sugino thanked him.

"Sure, good luck." Nagisa replied.

"You got it. That ten billion yen is mine!" Sugino said to Nagisa.

"Nagisa what's he gonna do?" You asked him.

He looked at you and smiled, "Just watch." He replied, you both looked back at Sugino.

Sugino then pitches the ball and throws it at Korosensei.

We are killers. And our target... is our teacher.

"Good morning!" Korosensei says while standing behind you three,

"Now, show me your best greeting! No mumbling, you hear?" You all turn around to greet him.

"G-Good morning, Korosensei." You and Nagisa greeted Korosensei.

"So you embedded those anti-teacher pellets into a baseball? A fine idea. Much quieter than an airgun, for sure.

However... The ball flew so slowly that I got bored waiting for it to arrive, and touching the pellets directly would've been bad for my health.

So in the end, I popped over to the equipment shed to grab a glove." Korosensei shows the glove with the ball, that Sugino threw, caught in it.

Your jaws dropped.

'Damn, and he did it in like 2 seconds?! This guy is impossible to kill!' You thought to yourself.

Korosensei then had green stripes on his face, tossing the ball up and down, "I do hope you can kill me- before graduation, that is."

He walks away, "Now then, time for homeroom."

Sugino looked down, "Yes, sir." He replied in a sad tone.

You and Nagisa looked at him. "Dammit. Guess my ball won't do the trick after all." Sugino felt upset.

"Sugino..." Nagisa trailed off.

"Hey, don't be so sad, maybe it'll work next time. Just work on your pitching. I believe it'll work out for you, Sugino-kun." You said to cheer him up.

He looked at you and smiled, but only a small one.

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In The Classroom~

Korosensei was teaching a lesson in class.

At the head of the class stands a creature who vaporized seventy percent of the moon.

And according to him, next March he'll do the same to the Earth.

For whatever reason, this creature wanted to be our teacher.

The Ministry of Defense gave us a mission: kill him by next March. The reward: ten billion yen!

"Hey, Nagisa." Kayano whispered to him. Nagisa looked at her, "(Y/N) told me that Sugino's assassination attempt this morning failed, huh?" She asked.

"Uh-huh." Nagisa replied as they both looked at Sugino. Sugino was only looking upset and staring at his hand. "He's been down in the dumps ever since." Nagisa said.

Sugino sighed, "It's nothing to get bummed out about. I mean, none of us have succeeded yet." Kayano said.

Nagisa looked at Korosensei, 'An unkillable teacher: "korosenai sensei." '

Korosensei looked behind him, 'Hence the nickname "Korosensei." ' Nagisa thought to himself.

Korosensei then went to Sugaya and took his textbook that had a drawing of Korosensei on it, "Sugaya-kun!" Korosensei said that made Sugaya flinch.

Korosensei looked at the drawing and spoke, "So close! But my features are a bit finer then that."

Korosensei showed the picture he changed, "Finer how?!" Meahara complained.

The bell rang. "Now then, class I have some business to take care of today, so if you'll excuse me..." Korosensei trailed off. "Business?" Isogai asked.

"Is it important or something, Korosensei?" You asked. Korosensei looked at the class, "Yes. I'm catching a game in New York." Korosensei then flew off to New York.

"There he goes." Yoshida said. "What's his deal?" Terasaka asked. "It'd be nice if he brought back some souvenirs for us, at least." Kurahashi said.

Kataoka walked to her, "But who'd want something to remember their assassination target by?"

Kurahashi replied, "Well, he could bring us something to eat. That way, it wouldn't stick around."

Kataoka smiled, "That's one way of looking at it, I guess."

Meahara and Isogai were talking. "What could he bring back from New York?" Isogai asked. "Booze?" Meahara answered. Isogai smiled, "We're underaged."

"How about some books for (Y/N), she needs some intelligence somewhere in that so called brain of hers." Yada said.

An angry tick mark appeared on your head, "For your information Yada, I have a large book case, with each shelf filled with books that I read."

You then calmed down, "Maybe snacks would be best." Kurahashi looked at you and smiled, "You took the words right out my mouth, (Y/N)-san." You nodded back at her.

Okajima stood up from his desk, "Or a blonde beauty! Hell yeah!" He said blushing and drooling a little. "Right." Meahara agreed.

You sweat dropped at him, 'Are they serious?'

"Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde!" Okajima repeated. Nagisa walked by and saw Karasuma walked in class, you then noticed him, "Oh, Karasuma-san!"

"How's it going? Any clues on how to kill him?" Karasuma asked. "Clues?" Nagisa asked. Everyone then sighed sadly and looked upset.

"Well, we are the E class." Hazama leaned back onto her chair. "It's impossible, Karasuma-san." Isogai complained.

"He's way too fast!" Mimura said placing his head onto his desk.

"You can't kill anything that flies at Mach 20." Okajima stated.

"Exactly, if the Military can't do it, then how do we make that much of a difference?" You asked.

"Indeed, no army is capable of that feat." Karasuma replied. "Exactly!" Okajima replied. "But you are the only ones who have this opportunity.

For whatever reason, he insists on being your teacher." Karasuma explained. Some students sighed. "Left to his own devices, come next March, he'll blow up the Earth.

One look at that carved-up moon and you'll know: when that day comes, there's no saving any of us.

He's too dangerous to be left alive. This classroom is the only place he can be killed." Karasuma explained.

'We E-class misfits have been given the chance to be the heroes who save the planet. But I don't get it. Why is Korosensei trying to destroy the Earth? And why would he then come to teach our class?' Nagisa thought to himself.

The class then started to eat their lunches and talk to one another. You finished your lunch then realized that Sugino was out by himself. So you decided to go see how he's doing.

You walked out of the classroom and watched him from a distance, he sighed and closed his lunch, deciding not to eat anything.

You felt upset and was about to join him when you saw Korosensei walked to him.

You stayed where you were, and hid so you can listen to them in secret.

"All polished up, Sugino-kun." Korosensei handed him the anti filled baseball with a napkin.

Sugino looked up at him, "Korosensei... Actually, hold that thought. What exactly are you eating?"

Korosensei replied, "A coconut I bought in Hawaii yesterday." He said still eating it, "Want a bite?"

"You're supposed to drink from it!" Sugino said and he took the ball. Korosensei sat next to him, "Nice throw yesterday."

Sugino leaned back throwing the ball up, "Easy for you to say. Not like I can ever hit you at Mach 20 with my throwing speed."

Korosensei looked at him, "So you're in the baseball club?"

Sugino stopped throwing the ball up and looked down, "I used to be." Sugino said. "Used to?" Korosensei asked. 'Used to?' You thought still hiding.

Sugino looked up, "The E Class isn't allowed to participate in club activities out at this satellite campus.

Our bad grades got us here, so we're supposed to focus on studying."

"That's some nasty discrimination." Korosensei said. "It's all right. You saw yesterday, right? How slow I am? In the end, I couldn't pitch a single strike, and I got benched."

Sugino thought about his fails in playing baseball, "Wasn't long before I lost interest in studying, too, and wound up in the ol' E Class."

"Sugino-kun?" Korosensei got Sugino's attention, "Let me give you a little advise." Korosensei said with a glow in his eye. 'What's he gonna do?' You thought.

"Gotta turn this in!" You heard Nagisa say and you turned to look at him.

Nagisa then saw you, "What are you doing here (Y/N)-san?" He asked and looked out the window. "Korosensei..." Nagisa trailed off.

"He's talking to Sugino." You replied. "Talking to Sugino? About what? Is... Is he giving him a talking-to about yesterday's attempt?" Nagisa asked.

He then grabbed your hand and dragged you to the door, only for you and him to see Korosensei with his tentacles all tangled around Sugino, scaring him.

"Wow, he's really up in arms!" Nagisa shouted. "What the?!" You yelled out and you both ran down to Korosensei. "Korosensei! What are you doing?!" You said.

"What happened to your pledge not to harm your students?" Nagisa asked. Korosensei laughed, confusing both you and Nagisa.

"Sugino-kun. That unusual pitching form I saw yesterday... You're copying major-league pitcher Arita, aren't you?" Sugino gasped in shock.

"But you know, the tentacles don't lie." Korosensei said as he put down Sugino.

You and Nagisa walked next to Sugino, "Your shoulder muscles are out of whack compared to Arita's."

Sugino felt a bit offended, "What's that supposed to mean?" He asked.

"You won't be able to pitch his super fastballs with that body, no matter how much you try to imitate him." Korosensei said, making Sugino gasp in shock.

Nagisa gasped too. 'Ouch... that's cold Korosensei...' You thought to yourself. "How..." Nagisa spoke up, making you and Sugino look at him, "How can you be so sure?"

"Nagisa?" Sugino questioned him. "Because we're misfits? Because we're the E Class-- the End Class? So why bother? Is that it?!" Nagisa asked.

You and Sugino looked down sadly.

Korosensei replied, "Hmm, well... how do I know it's impossible?" Korosensei then took out a newspaper, "Yesterday I checked the man himself."

"Well, then, never mind!" You three said with a shocked expression on your faces.

"I got his autograph, too!" Korosensei pulled up a signed autograph, reading, "Knock it off, Tentacles! --Arita".

You looked at him, "You asked him for an autograph like that?! How is he not furious?" You exclaimed in disbelief.

Korosensei had tears come down his eyes, "It was shock! Sheer shock!" Korosensei answered.

Nagisa sighed and put a hand on his head. "I get it... I just don't have his talent." Sugino said, making you and Nagisa look at him.

"On the other hand, your elbows and wrists are more flexible than Arita's." Korosensei moved around Sugino's wrist with one tentacle and another on his shoulder,

"Train well and you could far surpass him. These fondling-for-comparison's-sake tentacles are never wrong.

There's more than one kind of talent." Korosensei turned around, "Find an assassination that suits your talent."

Sugino looked at his wrist, "My elbows and wrists... are better?" Sugino bend his wrist, "My... my talent?" Sugino said happily.

"Wow, I'm impressed, Sugino-kun. I know you can do it someday." You said.

Sugino looked at you and blushed a little. "Yeah..." He replied.

Nagisa looked at Korosensei, and ran after him, "Korosensei!" Nagisa yelled out as he ran in the building with him.

Korosensei looked back at Nagisa, "You mean you went to New York just to give Sugino advice?" Nagisa asked.

"Of course. I'm his teacher." Korosensei replied. "Most teachers wouldn't go that far. But you will? The guy who's going to destroy the earth?" Nagisa said confused.

"Nagisa-kun, I became your teacher to keep a promise I made." Korosensei put a tentacle on his chest.

Nagisa looked at him, Korosensei then took Nagisa's book to grade it, "I will indeed destroy the earth, but first, I'll be your teacher."

Korosensei then showed Nagisa's results that read, "No major grammar mistakes and a great ending-- a fantastic diary entry! By Korosensei!

"Taking you kids seriously is more important than the end of the world." Korosensei claimed.

Nagisa took his book back, "Korosensei... please don't write weird problems on the back."

Korosensei gasped, "I know you want to show off your grading speed, but..." Nagisa sweat dropped.

"It's like a bonus! I thought you'd be happy." Korosensei said. "More like a penalty." Nagisa replied.

"So, er, I hope you students take this assassination just as seriously." Korosensei has green stripes on his face and chewed on his pen,

"Even though you'll never pull it off." Korosensei chuckled and Nagisa made a small smile.

Time Skip~

Sugino is in position to throw the ball, he picks up a leg and throws it at Nagisa, making the ball pass by him when Nagisa moved out of the way.

You clapped your hands, "Yeah! Go Sugino!" You cheered. Nagisa then ran to the ball, "Wow, Sugino! That broke so fast, it practically disappeared!" Nagisa threw it back to Sugino.

He caught it and laughed, "I'm working on a curve ball that puts my elbows and wrists to good use!

I can give you that and a slow straight right here and now. I'm sure they'd both just put him to sleep, though." Sugino said.

"Well now for sure I know you'll do even better very soon." You said. "But I'll hang in there,

Nagisa and (Y/N)-- with baseball and assassination both!" Sugino threw the ball, to Nagisa, who nodded in response.

"And with (Y/N) at my side and not doing much, my plan will for sure work, I guarantee it." Sugino looked at you.

"Hey! I was nice to you before!" You said with an angry tick mark on your head.

Sugino laughed at your reaction. 'She's so funny.' Sugino and Nagisa thought to themselves.

Nagisa then looked at the anti-teacher bullet covered ball.

You walked up to Nagisa, "Our teacher has ultra-high speed and multifunction tentacles.

Honestly, I don't think we can kill him. And yet..." Nagisa trailed off.

"Korosensei! Can you come here? I'd like to kill you for a sec." Sugino said.

Korosensei's face had green stripes again, he laughed, "Haven't learned your lesson, eh?" Korosensei replied to Sugino.

"And yet, Korosensei is mysteriously motivating, and it's kind of fun, being in his assassination classroom." Nagisa said to you. You smiled at him.

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ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM
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In The Forest~

Korosensei was making snow cones in the middle of the forest, with students watching him from behind.

"There he is!" "He said he'd be snacking on shaved North Pole ice today." "That octopus, hittin' the North Pole like it's the corner shop!" Students were saying.

"Now! We split the ten billion!" Isogai reminded them. The others nodded in agreement.

The students are Isogai, Maehara, Hinata, Mimura, Kataoka, and Yada.

"Korosensei!" They called him out. He turned to look at him. "Can we have some shaved ice, too?" Isogai asked. Korosensei had tears come down his eyes,

"They've opened their hearts to me--" The students took out their knifes, still laughing but are still trying to kill him, "and with such smiling faces!"

They all, then got out their anti-teacher knifes, "How ferocious they must be!" Korosensei then moved out of the way with his speed,

"But you know... your smiles were a liiitle forced. That wasn't enough for me to let down my guard."

Korosensei dropped a white rag that has all their anti-teacher knifes, "Set aside these dangerous anti-me knifes,"

The students were shocked and looked down to see that they are holding flowers instead,

"stop and smell the flowers, and learn with a good smile on your face."

Kataoka then noticed something about the flowers Korosensei has given them,

"Hey, Korosensei! These are the flowers we've been growing!" Korosensei is shocked. "Is that so?" Korosensei said nervously.

"That's low, Korosensei! After we took such good care of them, and they'd finally bloomed..." Yada started crying, along with Hinata.

Korosensei freaked out, "Apologizes! I'll get you some new bulbs!" He left and came back, the boys sweat dropped," Here you go!"

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"Don't go planting them at Mach speeds, now!" Hinata said.

"Understood!" Korosensei replied.

"Handle each one gently!" Kataoka ordered.

"Got it!" Korosensei replied.

In the background are Isogai and Maehara.

"Hey... isn't he going to be destroying the planet?" Maehara asked.

"Y-Yeah... and here he is planting tulips." Isogai said.

At a close distance is Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu, and Hazama. "Tch. The monster's tryin' to be all Goody Two-Shoes." Terasaka said.

Then somewhere else is Nagisa writing in his notepad. "What are you writing, Nagisa?" You asked walking to him along with Kayano.

"I thought I'd jot down Korosensei's weak points. I might get good assassination hint from 'em." Nagisa replied.

"Huh..." Kayano looked at his notepad along with you as well.

You read it, " "Korosensei's Weak Point #1: When he shows off, things get shaky."

"And that's supposed to be useful?" Kayano asked. Nagisa then looked disappointed in what he wrote down. "Whaddya mean?"

Sugino took the notepad, "They could come in handy!" Sugino then flipped a page to the first one,

"Height: About 3 meters standing tall. Special moves: supersonic speed cruising." "

Then he took a good look at what he just read, "The hell is this?"

"So... not useful then. Kinda like (Y/N) herself." Kayano said. "Kayano-san!" You said uspet. "Not right now. Like her." Nagisa responded.

"I hate you but love you guys at the same time, it's annoying." You said with an angry tick mark on your head.

We are killers.

Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School is the assassination Classroom,

and the other students are elite members of a prestigious prep school.

At A-Class Building~

"I believe the Ministry of Defense has already informed you, but as of tomorrow, I'll be joining the E-Class as their P.E teacher.

I'll be keeping an eye on him, of course, but the students will be needing technical and mental support.

Never fear: I have my teaching certificate." Karasuma informed.

"Go right ahead. Just remember: their education and safety come first." Principal Asano stated.

"If you'll excuse us." Karasuma said walking out of the room along with one of his assistants.

In The Hallway~

"What an understanding principal!" Tsuruta told to Karasuma. "The government is compensating him handsomely. But it is remarkably convenient.

A creature capable of destroying the earth that not even the military can kill... and he's teaching?

Thank God the only ones who know about this are the government, that principal, and those Class E-students." Karasuma said.

"Yowch! If I do any worse, I might end up in E!" A student said. "Seriously? Once you wind up there, you can kiss all hope goodbye!"

Karasuma listened to their words about E-Class, "At the satellite campus with no meals, filthy toilets-- treated like dirt by students and teachers alike!

You need crazy-good grades to have any chance of making it back. It truly is the End Class! I'd sooner die than wind up there!" His friend mocked the E-Class.

"I know right? Better buckle down so we don't turn out like those losers." He replied.

In Kunugigaoka Academy for all class higher than E-Class, all the students there, do nothing but study, they don't want to end up where they all hate.

~~Tell Us, Kunudon!~~

"Surprise!" Kunudon said. "Tell us, Kunudon!" The background shouted out.

"Hi, everyone! I'm Kunudon, the mascot of this institution! In this segment, I'll tell you all about Kunugigaoka Academy!" Kunudon explained.

"Yaaay!" The background exclaimed happily.

"Kunugigaoka Academy has a standard deviation of 66. It's a school where you can find cheerful, fun motivation!" Kunudon explained.

"Really? That's super!" The background said in amazement.

"Everyone gets along really well, and everyone is equal!" Kunudon said, also hating the E-Class.

"Everyone is equal! Yaaay!" The background shouted in happiness.

~~Tell Us, Kunudon!~~

"I see: by discriminating harshly against a handful of students, the majority will work harder under pressure and a sense of superiority.

Its structure is reasonable enough, and that satellite campus is perfect for our top-secret mission."

At The E-Class Building~

Karasuma is walking to E-Class building by himself, "Besides, those End-class pariahs must just be waiting to snap." Karasuma arrived at the E-class building.

He saw Kayano holding green long sticks with anti-teacher knifes at the end of them, as she jumps up and down, "Hello, Mr. Karasuma!"

"Hello. Starting tomorrow, I'll be here to help out as your teacher." He notified.

"Oh, will you?" Kayano asked. "I look forward to it." Karasuma replied.

"So now you're Karasuma-sensei!" Kayano exclaimed happily. He looked at her, "By the way... where is he?" He asked.

"Well, Korosensei ruined the class's flowerbed, so to make up for it,"

they went to the back of the school, "he's holding an assassination tournament, but with a handicap." Kayano explained.

"A little something extra by way of apology! Where else can you find another teacher who can move like this?" Korosensei's face has green stripes.

It showed Korosensei tied to a tree while letting his students trying to assassinate him.

Kayano walked up to you and Nagisa. "Any luck, (Y/N)?" Kayano asked. "He's totally not taking us seriously." You replied. "You call this assassination?!" Karasuma asked.

"But--hang on. Going by Korosensei's weak points..." Nagisa said while taking out his notepad.

"I'm afraid it's no use, students of Class-E! Even with this handicap, I'm still faster! Killing me is still a far-off dream--"

The branch that Korosensei's rope was tied to broke and he fell. Everyone sweat dropped.

"Now! Kill him!" The students said taking advantage of it. "Rats! Aah! Too dangerous! Too dangerous! Too dangerous!" Korosensei kept rolling around trying to avoid from being killed.

Korosensei's Weak Point #1:
When he shows off, things get shaky

"Those notes might come in handy. Like (Y/N) right now." Kayano said. "Ahhh! Die already!" You said trying to stab him.

"Yeah. I'm gonna keep at it." Nagisa said confident about his notes that he's writing down.

Korosensei freaked out, "Hey... wait! M-My tentacles are tangled up in the ropes!"

Korosensei's Weak Point #2:
Has an unusually short fuse

"Why, you little..." Korosensei said, finally escaping. He jumped to the roof. "Damn! He got away!" You exclaimed.

"You'll never make it all the way up here-- you lack the base capability! Ha ha! Dummies!" Korosensei mocked as he started to laugh.

"And we were so close!" Kimura complained.

Korosensei stopped laughing and took a breather, "I'm doubling tonight's homework."

"So petty!" The students yelled out.

Korosensei's Weak Point #3:
No tolerance

Korosensei then flew away. "He's gone!" Okajima shouted. "But this is the closet we've ever gotten!" Kataoka felt accomplished.

"Keep this up and we'll definitely get our chance to kill him!" Isogai said.

"Ooh, and then we get ten billion yen! What shall I spend it on?" Yada asked herself.

You ran to Nagisa and Kayano, you pointed at them, "Ha! I am useful Kayano, Nagisa!" You then laughed.

They sweat dropped. Karasuma looked from a distance,

'Junior-high kids talking happily about assassination? This is one unusual space, all right.'

"Think we can kill him, Nagisa?" Kayano asked.

"We will. Otherwise, we'd never be able to face him." Nagisa said. 'It's so strange...

...how the students with the liveliest expressions at this school...

...are here in E-Class, with their target teaching them.' Karasuma thought to himself.

Out in the ocean is Korosensei flying around, he laughed at the screen and flew off again, into the distance.

At The Ministry Of Defense~

"Those are the circumstances. Given the crisis the earth is in, you must speak of them to no one.

If this gets out, you will be made to undergo a memory-wiping operation." The woman explained.

"Eeeyikes!" He fake screamed, pretending to be scared.

"All members of the E-Class have received the same explanation; they're already part of the mission.

Once your suspension is over, you will return to the E-Class.

Therefore, you too will be given the assassination assignment." She reassured him.

He threw the paper next to him, "So, uh... Does this rubber knife really work?" He bended the knife a little.

"Yes. It's harmless to humans, but we guarantee it will work on him." She replied.

"Huh! I don't much care if he's not human." He stabbed the paper with a anit-teacher knife, "I've always wanted to try..."

he dropped the knife, showing he stabbed through the picture of Korosensei,

"...killing me a teacher." He whispered out in a scary tone, with bloodlust filling up his eyes.