The moment I land on Earth, I see three familiar faces.
"Hey Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo," I said.
"What's up, Dia?" Goku asked.
"Long time no see," Vegeta said, crossing his arms.
"Thanks, you guys," I said, smiling.
"Dia, what are you doing here?" Piccolo asked.
"Well, I was asked by Whis to be a part of the tournament," I said. Both Goku and Vegeta stared at me, shocked.
"So you're fighting too, Dia?" Goku asked.
I sighed before answering the naive Sayian.
"Yes, Goku," I said.
"That's awesome -" Goku started before Whis cleared his throat.
"Is everyone ready?" Whis asked.
"Where are we going?" I asked.
"To Beerus Planet to pick him up," Whis said.
"I thought Beerus said that he's getting someone that's stronger than me," Goku whined.
"You're looking at her," Whis said.
Goku, Vegeta, and Piccolo all looked at me, shocked that Whis said that.
"So all this time you've been holding back on me?" Goku asked.
I smirked, then answered, "Yep. I didn't want to accidentally kill you, Goku, so that's why I did what I did."
Vegeta looked annoyed at me. Piccolo just looked at me as if I'm an alien.  I decided to try to take any of the awkward tension away.
"So, who's the last fighter?" I asked.
"It's Buu," Piccolo answered as we landed on Beerus Planet.
I then see Jaco, taking pictures on his camera.
"Please don't post them on any godsite," said Whis.
'God damn it,' I thought,smirking, thinking of just doing that, to see what Whis would do.
I then saw Lord Beerus walk out of his tree and look at us.
"So there's where Dia was hiding," Beerus said, annoyed.
"Look in my defense, I was told to come here, so don't get annoyed, Lord Beerus," I said.
"Whatever, let's just get to the Planet already," He said, boarding the Hexihedron.
While heading there, Chi-Chi asked if anyone wanted some food.
"Finally some good fucken food," I said, eating the meat. Piccolo looked at me like I was insane.
"What? Being on the road a lot I don't get to cook a lot," I explained, then finished eating.
'I could go for some chocolate right now,' I thought.
(Time-skip to the Unknown Planet.)
As we get to the Unknown Planet, I start to notice a fatter version of Lord Beerus.
"Whis, who is the other cat?" I ask.
"Dia, that "other cat" is the God of Destruction for Universe 6, Lord Champa," said Whis.
'Holy crap,' I thought, then asked, "He must have gained weight since the last time I've seen him."
Whis tried not to laugh as a girl who looked like Whis, except for the fact she wears green. "Is that Vados?" I asked Whis.
"Yes, it is my dear sister, Vados," said Whis, as Vados then brought us to the testing area.
As we are making our way towards the testing area, I start to feel weirded out.
'I hope the other team will be strong,' I thought to myself.
We then head up the stairs. As we get to the top of the area, I notice all the fighters. However, the fighter that caught my attention was a purple fighter wearing a trench coat. He had his eyes closed, and he looked like he wanted to leave. I then walk over towards them, as he then opens his eyes and looks at me.
"Well, I'll be damned, The legendary assassin himself," I said.
"So you know me," He said, then asked. "Who are you?"
'Does he seriously not know me?' I thought.
"My name is Dia asshole," I said, annoyed.
He just stares at me, which is starting to piss me off. 
"Do you speak to everyone like that?" He asked.
"Only those that piss me off," I snapped as he rolled his eyes at me.
"How strong are you?" asked Hit.
I was about to answer when Vados told us to get in our seats.
"If you don't know that, then you must be naive," I said as I walked away.