You: hey there

Chat Noir: good afternoon my lady!

You: how's things?

Chat Noir: absolutely fab now you're here ;)

You: you utter idiot

Chat Noir: hey you okay?

You: not bad I guess. My friend knows about you already :/

Chat Noir: ooh what did she say??

You: she's scared you're a 40 year old paedo but she's also interested to hear what you're like

Chat Noir: well I can promise you whole-heartedly that I am not a paedophile of any kind and everything I have told you is true.

You: seriously?

Chat Noir: I don't tell lies, Ladybug. I promise you that. If you want I can send you a selfie right now.

You: it's okay, only if you're comfortable.

Chat Noir: I've always been comfortable with you

You:  in that case you can but only if you're happy with it

Chat Noir: do I get to see you? I mean you might be a paedo too

You: that I can vow on. I am NOT in any way a paedo.

Chat Noir: okay, okay, I believe you. But I hope I'll get a selfie some day :)

You: you know maybe we should just send each other one right now. I've been a bit stupid.

Chat Noir: honestly are you okay with that?

You: yeah. I mean we haven't got much to lose have we? This is just what we look like tbh. Idk why I was so funny about it

Chat Noir: you had reason to be and I totally understood; honestly I admired you for it

You: for what?

Chat Noir: for taking initiative and not being a walkover!

You: I still must have been annoying tho right?

Chat Noir: well ngl I wanted to see who I was talking to, but it's honestly not your fault.

You: chat?

Chat Noir: yeah?

You: thanks.

Chat Noir: for what?

You: everything I guess. you didn't pressure me into anything and I'm grateful for that.

Chat Noir: honestly m'lady anytime. whenever you need me, I'll be here.

Chat Noir: so are we sending those selfies?

Chat Noir: if you don't want to I totally understand :)

You: no it's okay

You: let's both send them

Chat Noir: I'm cool with that

You: okay gimme a moment

You sent "Chat Noir" a photo.

Chat Noir: wait lemme send one hang on

"Chat Noir" sent you a photo.

Chat Noir: okay go :)

Your photo was opened at 4:32pm

Chat Noir: omg

Chat Noir: uh

Chat Noir: i can't quite believe this

Chat Noir: this is insane.

Chat Noir: are you okay?

Chat Noir: ... marinette? 

You disconnected.