Chat Noir: heyyyy m'lady ;)

Chat Noir: how was school?

Chat Noir: LADYBUG ARE YOU THERE

You: I'm here Chat I had to do my homework

Chat Noir: I thought you'd gone!!

You: why would I go?

Chat Noir: idk most people don't like talking to me.

You: why?

Chat Noir: there's this girl in my class that whenever I try and talk to her she just gets all nervous and doesn't reply. I don't think she wants to to talk to me.

You: I'm sure that's not true. Maybe she likes you and she's nervous or something?

Chat Noir: I don't think so. She talks to everyone else fine except me :/

You: yeah she definitely likes you

Chat Noir: but I just want to be her friend!!

You: awe chat's got an admirer!! <3

Chat Noir: i don't really like anyone like that tbh. I mean I don't know how to flirt.

You: shut up what about all of those 'm'ladys'? You're the biggest flirt I know.

Chat Noir: reaaaally? ;)

You: ^case proven.

Chat Noir: oh shush m'lady. Maybe some day I'll meet you and I can take you to lunch or something.

You: we'll have to see about that kitty.

Chat Noir: *purrs happily*

You: cats can't type

Chat Noir: this one's a clever cat

You: I've met better

Chat Noir: are you telling me I've got competition?!

You: uuuuh possibly. But he won't ever like me back so yeah.

Chat Noir: what's he like?

You: blonde hair and pretty tall. Green eyes and he's so damn cute omfg I just want to hug him

Chat Noir: I have blonde hair and green eyes surely I'm good enough for you?

You: awe kitty I'm sure you're great!

Chat Noir: can we do a selfie swap? I really want to see you.

You: chat I don't really feel comfortable with that. Idk if I know you in real life or something.

Chat Noir: I understand. I'd just like to see you.

You: I'm sorry, I know it's silly.

Chat Noir: no it's really not. You're being much more sensible than me.

You: Internet safety always goes first :)

Chat Noir: just one question

You: yeah?

Chat Noir: will I ever see you? You know as you?

You: maybe. Probably. I just like to know I can trust people.

Chat Noir: I won't let you down m'lady!!

You: you silly kitten

Chat Noir: aye girl that be me

You: are you seriously going Scottish now

Chat Noir: och aye I'd like me some haggis right now

You: and AH'LL be shootin' for ME OWN HAAAND

Chat Noir: but you're not actually in an arranged marriage like her though?!

You: nope I'm not letting anyone dictate my future

Chat Noir: I like your attitude ;)

You: so do I it belongs to me :))

Chat Noir: omg shit

You: what?

Chat Noir: I'm super late for something

You: it's ok just go

Chat Noir: I'm really sorry :(

You: chat we can talk tomorrow.

Chat Noir: au revoir my lady

You: goodbye Chat