(first one)

chan: *grabs knife and walks around house giggling loudly*

goop: *is in the bathroom, taking a shower*

chan: *walks by lights room and acts normally* hi lighty!

light: *smiles at her*

chan: *walks away and pulls the knife back out when shes by the bathroom door* *opens the door and then shuts it* oh goopy, i have a surprise for you~ *giggle*

goop: am i allowed to fuck you!? *jumps out of the shower*

chan: *sees whats going on and runs out of the bathroom* NOPE, I CAN'T DO THAT!!

(second one)

light: *sees dark and smiles* 

dark: *talking to fry* so i was talking to billy about how i needed time alone, when she says-*is kicked in the balls from behind*

light: *runs about laughing* GOT YA

dark: *falls to ground in pain* LIGHT...owyyy...IMMA HURT...oow!...YOU!!...ow, ow, ow....

everyone: *looks at chan* 

chan: i know, i know. i left with out telling anyone...i was being a bitch...but i think this is going to be the last chapter in this book because....i'm making a new account so i can have a fresh start....idk what is going to be called but i'll put a lick to it on this chapter soon...so watch out for that...anyway....hope you liked this book. im probly not going to make a new one, but if i do. i'm not going to be on it a lot...anyway...goodnight, and tell me if you want to know my now acots name..anyway...bye!