Me: ANOTHER DARE

Ratchet: Why not any asks?? And geez, who's it about this time? *rolls optics*

Me: *holds up dare*

 I dare... hmm... OH I DARE EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER GOTTEN HIT WITH A WRENCH BY RATCHET TO THROW A WRENCH AT HIM!!! 

That, my friends, is what we are going to do. 

Bee: *has covered Ratchet's eyes*

Ratchet: What the frag, Bumblebee??

Me: *puts dare away quickly and Bee uncovers his optics*

Ratchet: ???

Me: Okay, so, Arcee, Bulkhead, Optimus, Smokescreen, and Wheeljack! *whispers* get a wrench

OP: ??? Pardon??

Me: DID YOU NOT SEE THE DARE, OPTIMUS

OP: No, I did. I would not like to do this. He doesn't deserve to be hit by a wrench. 

Me: However, Bulkhead always did even though he didn't mean to or hardly did anything...

OP: ... I do not want to hurt him. 

Me: OH PRIMUS, OPTIMUS HE'LL BE FINE. 

OP: *raises an eyebrow at me* Fine. I will not throw it hard, however. 

Me: *shrugs*

Everyone save for Miko, me, Jack, Raf, and Bumblebee: *grabs wrench and hesitantly aims. Except for Bulkhead. He aims very determinedly*

Ratchet: *is turned away* *turns around* *gets pelted by wrenches* WUH-

Bulkhead: BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Arcee: That was actually pretty fun.

Smokescreen: That was AWESOME

Ratchet: ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHLKAHAHTGAHJGJAHCHAGJTHAAYEAGKGGAHGH *jumps forward and pounds after Bulkhead, then spots Optimus and stops* Did YOU throw one at me?

OP: Yes. I am sorry, old friend. It was a dare. I ... *sighs* cannot back out of a dare. 

Ratchet: *FURY AND RAGE* I am not going to chase you. The others, on the other servo... *RUNS AFTER THEM LIKE AN INSANE PERSON*

Me: Who needs mental help NOW?

Ratchet: SHUT UP HUMAN

Me: Welp, bye guys. I don't want anyone else to see this goriness of Ratchet. *waves*