Me: *find this dare, freezes in the middle of opening my mouth to yawn* 

Bulkhead: She gets more and more surprised by these dares...

Ratchet: That's because we have literal idiots who come up with worse and worse dares! 

Me: *stares at Ratchet* 

Ratchet: ... Oh, please don't tell me this includes me..

Me: o-okay.. I won't... 

Ratchet: SCRAP. 

Me: *clears my throat, trying so hard not to laugh* Okay. Um. This is the dare that you've received, Ratchet. Remember, you can't.. *chokes on laugh* You can't turn it down. 

I dare Ratchet to be a bunny, but everyone else has to still be a cat.

Ratchet: ... What?

Miko: *drops Bulk and falls over laughing* 

Raf: But..

Jack: PFFFFF

Arcee: Aren't bunnies those-

Me: HUSH HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A BUNNY IS AND HE HAS TO FIND OUT.

Arcee: But won't we wanna- 

Me: No, you will not wanna do that because he is your medic.

Bee: *mews* But isn't it cat instinct? 

OP: I am very confused.

Me: Okay, I have to turn you into a bunny now. *chokes and dies, but recovers quickly with magical sparkles* 

Ratchet: *is standing on his hind legs with his front tucked to his chest* *looks basically the same but just a bunny* 

Me, Smokescreen, Bulkhead, Miko, Jack, and Bee: PFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH

Me: *can't breathe after a few moments and doubles over* 

OP: *stands up* Layla..? *hasn't looked at Ratchet yet* 

Me: *literally wheezing* 

OP: *looks up and sees Ratchet* *twitches* I AM SO VERY CONFUSED. 

Ratchet: *looks down at himself* WHAT IN PRIMUS' NAME?! DO I HAVE TO STAY LIKE THIS FOR THE REST OF THE TIME THEY'RE CATS?!

Me: Hmmm, that wasn't specified. *thinks* You will be a bunny for the next two dares. 

Ratchet: NO! I DON'T WANNA BE THIS! 

Arcee: *twitches* 

Smokes: *lashes tail* Um. We won't actually hurt him, but can we chase him around? 

Me: ... By all means. It will look hilarious. 

Ratchet: NO! NO, SERIOUSLY, NO! OPTIMUS TELL THEM NO!

OP: *twitches again* I ... have the same ... urge... 

Ratchet: ... WHAT? *takes off hopping* PRIMUUUUUUS!

Me: To be honest, I wanna do that too... *watching literally all of the Autobots chase Ratchet, even OP and Ultra Magnus* 

Miko: *still dying of laughter* 

Me: *is getting close to moving* *SCRAP THIS* *runs after them all* 

Ratchet: RAF, MIKO! JACK! SOMEBODY! HELP!!!!

Smokes: as I said! we're not gonna hurt ya! just chase you!

Ratchet: *bounds up the stairs* NOOOOO

Me: *hisses happily* Can! ONE OF YOU! turn! Off the! Camera! 

Raf: *goes to camera and smiles, then turns it off* 

*click*