Me: *reads dare* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *dies of cuteness* 

Ratchet: ... This is probably the most confused I will ever get. 

Me: *singsong* ITS SO CUUUUuuuuUUUuuUuUuuUte! 

Bulkhead: What is it?! 

Me: *reads it singsongy* 

I dare Optimus to Be a Cat! :D!

This is the CUTEST DARE EVERRRR

OP: Pardon me, but what is a "cat"? 

Me: *stares and stares at him for a while with a betrayed face* A cat is a cute, fluffy, furry animal that meows and purrs and usually is ADORABLE. Some cats aren't though. You guys are actually all portrayed as cats in a LOT of books and you're all so big and extra fluffy! I really want Optimus to be a cat for a while so I can just cuddle and hug and pet you! 

OP: *still really confused* 

Ratchet: Pardon me? I don't wanna be a cat in any story! 

Me: Too late for that. *raises hand with magical sparkles then pauses* Hm. Will you be able to speak? That wasn't specified... Maybe I'll just make you not. Yeah. *continues with magical sparkles* 

*poof* 

OP: *is a cat that looks JUST like the catformers pictures* ... Mew

Me: *DIES and runs to OP* AHH! *snatches him up (even though he's like my size) and cuddles with him* YOU'RE SO BIG AND SO FURRY AND SO CUTE IM DYING RIGHT NOW I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ABLE TO DO THIS

Ratchet: ... Wow. 

Bulk: AWW

Arcee: What ... 

Bee: *whirrs adorably* 

Me: *is still cuddling with Optimus' furry chest* You're so BIG!

OP: Meowr?!

Me: *DIES AGAIN* AHHHHH

OP: *opens his mouth and a small meow comes out* 

Me: *spots his tail* OMG ITS SO BIG AND FLUFFY *runs my hands along it* 

OP: *frowns* Rrrrrrrr

Me: *removes hands* Oh, right. Cats don't like it when people touch their tails, usually. 

OP: *nods, then a super confused and weird look crosses over his face* Meowwwwww. 

Me: *can't stop giggling* You're so cute... Someone needs to dare for me to take care of all of you as cats... (Someone DO IT) *sees OP's ears* THEY'RE SO BIG AND CUTE AND AHHHH *gently touches them* 

OP: *flicks ears* Mrrr

Bee: *is dying too* <It's much more cute then I would have thought...>

Bulkhead: *nods* 

Ratchet: It's... confusing. It's strange to see our leader like that. But... yes, it is rather... cute. 

Me: *dies again* ahhhhhhhhahahhaha

OP: *frowns slightly at Ratchet while tipping his head* Meowrrr

Me: *is still dying* Bro, I can't calm down right now. Thank you so much for this dare.

OP: Mmmeooowww! *paws at me while I snuggle* 

Me: *stares at him* You. Are. So. Cute. 

OP: MRR!

Me: *realizes* Oh, you want me to change you back.... Um... OKAY THIS WASN'T PART OF THE DARE, BUT YOU ARE GOING TO BE A CAT FOR THE NEXT TWO DARES. I WILL GRANT YOU THE ABILITY TO SPEAK, HOWEVER. I JUST CAN'T GET OVER THIS. *magical sparkles*

OP: Mrr.. *sparkles seep into his throat* At least I have the ability to use my words.. That was unsettling. *looks at his body and flicks tail* Hm. Are cats normally this big? 

Me: Nope. You're so big and huge and cute! *hugs him* 

OP: *sighs and purrs* *jumps slightly* What is this?

Me: You're purring BECAUSE YOU'RE HAPPY AWWWWWWWWWWWW I MAKE HIM HAPPY GUYS! *turns to camera* Well, loved the dare and kind of extended it, but I'm sure no one else cares! Bye!~~ 

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