Me: *is flipping through dares* *sees this one and CHOKES* Wait, WHAT?

Ratchet: Hold on, SHE is surprised about a dare? HER??

Me: *is still coughing*

OP: *leans down* Are you alright, Layla?

Me: *waves hand and takes a few deep breaths* Yeah, I'm fine. Just confused. Why would anyone dare me to do something like --

Arcee: YOU WERE DARED? PRAISE THE LORD AMEN. 

Me: *scowls at her* None of you are going to like it, though. Okay, so I'll read it. *takes an exasperated deep breath*

I dare the author to kiss everyone (Autobots AND Decepticons)

Everyone: *SHOCK*

Me: *clears throat* Okay, @StarylightMoon , since I am not lesbian, (sorry not sorry) I will only be kissing the males on the lips. I will kiss the ladies on the cheeks. I don't think THAT is too bad. 

Ratchet: PARDON???!!! *FREAKS OUT AND COVERS DERMA* NO SIR! WE WILL NOT BE DOING SUCH THINGS!

OP: *is slightly confused and shocked still*

Bee: *blushing with a frown*

Arcee: Don't you dare.

Bulk: W-what?

Miko: Does count the kids?

Me: I don't think so. 

Jack: *relaxes* 

Raf: *sighs, slightly relieved*

Me: *takes a deep breath* Okay, I need to get the Decepticons here. 

*poof* 

KO and BD: WHAT. 

Megsy: Not again.....

SS: Fraggit. 

SW: *~*

Me: *takes another deep breath* Okay, guys, so I have been dared.

KO: HA!!! FINALLY!!! THANKS TO WHOEVER DARED YOU! 

Me: You're not going to like it. I'm supposed to kiss everyone.

Every single con: BWUH????!!?!?!?!?!!!

Me: *clears throat again* Since I am not lesbian, I will be kissing the females on the cheeks. But you guys are all literally males...

Arachnid: Excuse me?

Me: OOPS SORRY!!! *frantic* sorry sorry.

Arachnid: *rolls optics*

Me: Okay. Here goes nothing. *turns to Megatron* 

Megatron: UM NO DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME WITH YOUR FLESHINESS 

Me: *floats up to Megatron's face* Here we go, man. I'm seriously dying right now. *closes eyes tightly and leans forward* 

Megatron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO --

Me: *kisses him as quickly as I can and pulls back* 

Megatron: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Me: *floats over to Knockout* 

KO: *stiffly standing there in anger and shock* Quickly please. 

Me: *rolls my eyes and kisses him quickly, then flies over to SS*

SS: *NOOOOOOOOOOO FLEEEEEES* 

Me: *chases after him* LET ME DO IT SO YOU CAN --

SS: *whips around and kisses me shortly then continues to flee* 

Me: ... Oooookay. *turns to Arachnid and kisses her cheek* 

Arachnid: *rolls eyes* 

Me: Oh yeah I forgot Shockwave -- *stops* YOU KNOW WHAT IM NOT GOING TO GET THAT GLITCH HE CAN ROT BY HIMSELF.

SW: *shakes his head at me as I fly closer* 

Me: Don't fret, I won't make it uncomfortable. To be honest, you're my favorite Decepticon. You're so boss. *kisses him where his mouth would be on the visor* 

SW: *even with no face, still manages to look slightly flattered but confused* 

Me: *whips around and faces Breakdown* 

BD: no. no, nuh-uh. no, don't get any closer, human. no. no!

Me: *takes a deep breath and kisses him while he squirms* 

BD: *pushes me away quickly* AHHHGHHGHGHGHAGJAHGKJHGSAHGALKSJDHGSJDGHAJHTKS 

Me: *turns to the Autobots* Here we go, guys. *goes to Arcee first and kisses her cheek* 

Arcee: *does nothing* I hate you.

Me: I know. *turns to Bulkhead* Bulkhead, before I do this, I wanna say that this is honestly something I would do if I were an Autobot because you just have the biggest heart and you're so sweet. *kisses him* 

Bulk: *SHOCK* Um... Alright, then. 

Me: *turns to Bee* Since I made a big speech to Bulk, might as well with you, too. The only thing I have to say is YOU'RE TOO CUTE FOR ME TO NOT DIE OVER. *kisses him on the mask* 

Bee: *blushing* <O-okay..>

Ratchet: *still has his servos over his derma* Don't TOUCH me. I'm serious. *backs away* 

Me: *small smile spreads across my face* I HAVE THE BEST IDEA. DON'T WORRY, RATCHET, I WON'T KISS YOU. 

@Fan_FictionGirl1 : *appears* 

Me: Hey, sis, I have a task for you. *goes over to her ear* 

@Fan_FictionGirl1 : ... *shock* YOU WANT ME TO WHA -- 

Me: *pushes her when Ratchet removes his servos and they peck* 

@Fan_FictionGirl1 : AHHHHHHHHH *poof she gone* 

Me: *LAUGHING EVILLY* There, Ratchet. I know that wasn't included in the dare, but at least someone kissed him. 

Ratchet: *literally can't move* ... *turns and flees down the hall* O --- O 

Me: *still laughing* *whips around and kisses Smokes so fast he doesn't even comprehend until a few seconds after* 

Smokes: AHGH! 

Me: *turns to Ultra Magnus* 

Ultra Magnus: No, you will not. 

Me: Sorry, sir, this is an "order" that I must follow. *smirks at him, then quickly kisses his derma, making him squirm* 

Ultra: ... >:(

WJ: *waves his servos* No, nope. Bulk, help me out.

Bulk: Come on, Jackie. 

WJ: Seriously? *flees*

Me: *chases after him and flies in his face, then kisses him* 

WJ: *NEARLY SMACKS ME* 

Me: *turns to Optimus* Okay. Um. I have a few things to say to you before I do this. Sorry, this may be uncomfortable. But, Optimus, I really appreciate you and look up to you. I love what you do, and I love how selfless you are. You protected the team and did what was right so many times. You are a true leader, and I love how caring you are. This, right here, is truly your family. *quickly flies over to his faceplate and kisses him on the derma* 

OP: *--*

Me: *doesn't let go as fast as I did with the others and pulls away after about five seconds* .... Okay, I'm done now. Y'all can discuss how horrible and weird but awesome that was later. *flies to the camera* Thanks, @StarylightMoon , for the dare! *whispers* I actually loved it I just wasn't expecting it..

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