Admin Bris: Ayt ayt first question goes to Yuri!

Yuri: *falls down* M-M-ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Admin Bris: Jeez, calm your tits man,

Yuri: Please have mercy on me......

Admin Bris: Hush, my pork cutlet bowl. Now then *clears throat*

-Procrastiwriter- asked: Hey yuuri......WHAT THE FFFFUCK DO YOU MEAN "LETS END THIS"

Admin Bris: YEAH WHAT DO YOU MEAN LETS END THIS?

Yuri: *screams and tries to run away*

Phichit: *block yuri* WAIT WHAT. VIKTUURI CAN'T SINK. IM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP AND I HAVEN'T HEARD OF THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? EXPLAIN HOE.

Yuri: pHICHIT IS2G IF YOU DON'T MOVE-

Yuri's Mom: Eh? Yuri planning a divorce already? But we just planned an engagement party for you and Viktor when you get home!

Yuri: NOT YOU TOO MOM

Yurio: Wtf pig, I thought you were homo

Yuri: YURIO!

Chris: Welp, there goes my plans for a Fifty Shades of Grey reenactment.

Guang Hong: Holy shit you read that too-

Admin Bris: SHUT UP!

Everyone: *awkward silence*

Admin Bris: Thank you. Now Yuri. What did you mean by "lets end this?"

Yuri: *gulps* Well Viktor and I-

Admin Bris: *leans closely to yuri's ear while holding a knife* boi if u fck this up you won't make it till the 2nd half of the Grand Prix Finals.

Yuri: O_o

Admin Bris: *backs away* go on.

Yuri: *sweats* .......well when I said "let's end this" I meant-

Viktor: He meant for me to end his virginity so I did.