Me: Hey guys. This is the official first chapter. And the first question, is from @Ruritsu. This is for Natsu

Natsu: Alright!! I'm all fired up!

Me: Her question is, "Why is your hair pink?"

Natsu: What? ._.

Me: Are you deaf? Why is your hair color pink?

Natsu: I don't know. How am I suppose to know that?! That's the stupidest question I've heard.

Me: No the stupidest question is "Are you stupid?" That's the stupidest question. And a good way to start the chapter.