ASK; HOW MANY HAM BURGERS DOES AMERICA EAT?

(USA is eating hamburgers as we speak)

Texas;...........

DC;...............

CSA;He eats about twenty an minitiue  

Texas; How do you know that ?

CSA;(In A dark voice and a little feninmen) I KNOW  EVERYTHING YOU DO AND THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU ARE STADING AND ASLEEP.......

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DC; Thats gotta be werid and creepy and grosss

CSA; It is really gross and Texas i know your crush..........

Texas; I know your sercet 

DC; SeREctS!! 

(  DC Gets camera )

IN THE BACKROUND TWO SOUTHERNS ARE FIGHTING 

AND......... Cut! Hope you enjoyed