Me: Hello, everyone! 

Unikitty: HeeeeLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Puppycorn: *Eats a tennis ball*

Hawkodile: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

Me: Chill, it's the readers.

Dr. Fox: *Drops tray of cookies*

Unikitty: *Cries* THE COOOKIEESSSSSS!

Me: oh god bye