Fluttershyshy03 said: "I have a dare for Master Frown. I dare you to tell Unikitty that you love her."

Me and Brock: NANI?!

Unikitty: What're you talking about?

Master frown: Wh- No! It's not her, you retarded 10 year old. I love- *Gasps and covers mouth while blushing*

Hawkodile: Mhm, go on...

Me: Hawk, if you won't tell us your crush, then you can't make Master frown tell his. That is, unless we're trading secrets?

Dr. Fox: She has a point.

Hawkodile: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Brock: C'mon, man! We always tell each other our secrets.

Master: N-No.. I won't tell any of you. *crosses arms*

Me: Quick, everyone call him cookie!

Dr. Fox: Sad cookie!

Master Frown: Wha?

Hawkodile: Evil cookie!

Master frown: Stop it!

Unikitty: Mean cookie!

Master frown: I said stop!

Puppycorn: Stubborn cookie!

Master frown: Why is life like this?

Me: Er.. Smol cookie!

Master frown: Hey, I'm  not that short, am I?

Brock: Hmm... Frownie brownie?

Me: I sai- Y'know what.. Never mind.

Master frown: *Blushes slightly* W-Why did you tell them to do that?

Me: So that we can confirm your crush, of course.

Brock: Yeah, you usually never hide secrets from me. Wassup, dude?

Master frown: Crushes are like... The most secretest thing in the world! I can't just blurt it out.

Dr. Fox: *Pulls out some sort of invention* I've got a mind control Ray, it might work.

Me: Does it work?

Dr. Fox: ... *Shrugs*

Me: Then no.