And here we see the small herd of wild Teachers.  The oldest, a male called Brianacus, chats idly with the newest member, a female called Subtitutianna, while the alpha, a flannel wearer called Philoe, throws candy to the squadron of  Students to keep them busy.  Philoe knows that if he stops throwing the candy, the squadron will flee, leaving the Teachers with no dinner.

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