Hahaha.... funny, isn't it?  My update about 102 followers is my 102nd chapter in this book.

Now, um... I'm mainly just confused.  Happy, yeah, but... why...?  I mean, just.... I'm an asshole.  Why the fuck...  I don't even know what to say.

Well... except for...

You are all fucking idiots.  Now, don't take this the wrong way, I love all of you and I'm certain you're smarter than I'll ever be, but... dudes.  Come on.  You chose to follow ME?! Me, the girl who's bat-shit crazy, hears voices, is here purely for the fanfics and the roleplays.

I was going to tag everyone who followed me so they could see this, but I'm too God damn lazy.  I hope you find this of your own accord.

Also; HAHA, rorylory!  SUCK MY KNOB!