More Crazies?!!!

Undertale_lover2: Heya, i can send someone to 'take care' of Jerome if you guys don't like him. I know some people.


Me: *still in the kiddie pen* As much as I would LIKE you to take care of that nut, Toriel probably wouldn't allow it. #1 In Surviving With Monsters- NEVER mess with the Mama Bear. Besides..........*sighs* ......The others came as well. -_-

Oswald: We have names, you know.

Me: Penguin, can pigs fly?

Oswald: No bu-

Me: Then, until that happens, I will not care. 

Oswald: *huffs*

Nygma: *resting his chin on the pen's fence* Why so glum, chum?

Me: Oh, I don't know. Let's go over the list. 1. I was stuck hearing Cobblepot complain for half an hour, 2. I am EXTREMELY thirsty, and 3. You guys just showed up uninvited! So, no wonder I am so 'glum'. 

Nygma: *sighs and hands me a Dr. Pepper*

Me: Thanks. *takes a long sip*

Nygma: Better?

Me: *sighs* Yeah. Thanks, Ed. 

Nygma: No problem. You are the closest person to a friend.......I think?

Me: *smirks* I guess. Only because you're the most tolerable of the crazy bunch. 

Nygma: Aw, thanks.~ >;P

Oswald: HEY! D:<

Chara: *walks by, whistling*

Me: CHARA! Have you seen Jerome or Barbara by any chance?! *gripping the pen's bars*

Chara: Who and who?

Me: Nevermind, have you-

Toriel: My child! *scoops Chara up* Where have you been?! I was so worried!!

Chara: *sighs* Sorry, mom. 

Oswald: What the-

Nygma: W-what is t-that thing?! *cowering behind the couch*

Me: *takes another sip* Oswald and Ed, this is Toriel. Toriel, Oswald and Ed. 

Oswald: NOT helping!

Chara: Cool it, weenies. Mom's not going to hurt you.

Toriel: *smiles and waves* Greetings. It is a pleasure to make you're acquaintence!

Oswald: Ugh, sounds like Falcone. -_-

Nygma: She seems....nice. 

Zsaz: *walks in with a plate of Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie* Hey, Tori.

Toriel: Oh, hello Victor! *turns to me* Samantha, this is-

Me: Victor Zsaz. 

Toriel: You two know each other?

Me: Yep, way back. 'Sup, Vic.

Zsaz: *nods* Hey, Sam. What's with the cage?

Me: Don't ask. -_-

Sans: *walks in with a levitating Jerome* i'm back. found the psychopath. and..............

US! Papyrus: *brings in a levitating Barbara Kean* found this one talking to frisk.

Me: *growls* Really, Barbs?

Barbara: Ugh, I just wanted to talk to the little girl. Is that a problem?!

Chara: *eye twitches* Why is it SO hard for people to misgender Frisk?

Barbara: Now, let me out!!! *tries squirming but to no avail*

US! Papyrus: knowing samantha, you're probably bad news. so, get used to it. 

Jerome: Hehe. I'm fine here. *grins*

Sans: you're a creepy little human, aren't cha'?

Jerome: *shrugs* Been called worse, Smiles.~ ;P

Me: *sighs* Anyways, where's Flowey?

Flowey: *pops out of the ground* What?

Me: I've got a comment from I_Am_Your_Family: ¨Actually,I was trying to bring a pink horse that can sense danger to eat you! Oh,she can also send the magical rainbow blast of friendship to destroy your evilness!¨

Flowey: *is silent for a while but then starts laughing* Oh wow! What. An. Idiot!!~ You fool, your Mary-Sue horse isn't going to kill me or my evil intentions!

Me: Besides, I would rather NOT have another thing to take care of. I already have to take care of Jerome; the last thing I want is an OP pink horse. Although curing Flowey's evilness sounds pretty cool, I can't afford anymore damage than what is probably going to occur. 

Papyrus: *busts down the door*

Me: Like that!

Papyrus: HELLO, EVERYONE!! I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED-*sees new people*-THE SPAGHETTI........

Me: Sorry about the new faces, Pap. These new people are Edward Nygma, Jerome Valeska, Barbara Kean, Victor Zsaz, and Oswald Cobblepot. Guys, this is my friend, The Great Papyrus.

Jerome: *snickers* Cobblepot? More like HOBBLE-pot!

Oswald: You little-!

Fresh: *pops in* Yo, language, my fresh brotato chip!

Oswald: You have got to be KIDDING me! How many of these creatures are there?!

Barbara: Apparently, an army!

Fell: *comes in* 'sup. 

Me: Hey, Red. Have you seen Blue?

Fell: nah, haven't seen the ball of sunshine. just came inside to see the action. *takes my Dr. Pepper and gives it a sip*

Me: Wha- Dude! That was mine!

Fell: got it fair and square, sweetheart. so, weepers, losers. 

Me: *sticks my tongue out*

Fell: *does the same thing*

Me: Eww, Ecto-tongue!!! DX Bleh!

Blue: *pops his head from the kitchen* RED! STOP STICKING OUT YOUR TONGUE!!! IT IS DISGUSTING!

Sans: it will be once the fans see this. 

Me: Wait! All of you have TONGUES?!!! OVO

Blue: OF COURSE, HUMAN! HOW ELSE WOULD I EAT MY DELICIOUS TACOS?! *lets out a 'Mwehehe!'*

Oswald: Urg, I'm am surrounded by idiots!

Nygma: At least, I can hold my tongue. OSWALD. *growls*

Oswald: *spins on his heels to Ed* SAY. THAT. AGAIN. I dare you!

Nygma: *tilts his head down, mockingly, at Oswald* At least, I can HOLD MY TONGUE. OSWALD. 

Me: Seriously, you two? >:(




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