*Computer link starts up*

Hiccup: *Pursed lips, drumming his fingers*

Toothless: *Stares deadpan at the camera*

Hiccup: So...Aurora goofed... *raises eyebrow*

Toothless: *snorts sarcastically* Yah for like, two years.

Hiccup: I mean, not gonna lie, I thought she disappeared off the face of the earth but nooooo, she suddenly decides to pop up outta nowhere after TWO YEARS and goes, "Hey, ya'll should answer some more questions!"

Toothless: Tsk, tsk...the actual audacity.

Hiccup: So anyways, apparently there's not really a reason other than "I was busy," which is utterly idiotic. *laughs loudly* I run a village, tame dragons, defeat villains and HERE I AM, AURORA !!

Toothless: *snickers* Your aura is rather salty, Hiccup.

Hiccup: Well, I would be more salty, but in those two years I took a bunch of science courses online and BAM I learned some stuff.

Toothless: What, like how to be dramatic?

Hiccup: First off, that's rude. And second, not at all! Did you know that people can actually hear you most of the time when they're in a coma?

Toothless: what

Hiccup: Yeah, apparently auditory functions are the last sensory faculties to degenerate, so in other words, all your senses could be failing, like smell, sight, touch, but you can still hear.

Toothless: *deadpan* Fascinating

Hiccup: and also, you know that odor you can smell when you're having a stroke, like burnt toast, or metallic or chemical smells? That's call Phantosmia, which is a hallucination of the olfactory senses.

Toothless: *still deadpan* the more you know....

Hiccup: It's also—

Toothless: Hiccup, I'm pretty sure the readers didn't sign up for a science lesson. Not all of us are nerds like you.

Hiccup: Well excuse me

Toothless: You're excused, now let's do the questions.

Hiccup: *raises an eyebrow* You've been spending too much time with Astrid, I think.

Toothless: Well would you look at that, we've got a pot calling the kettle black.

Hiccup: *intently ignoring* So I've got some comments here, and I think we should just start off with one by @Bubble_Tea_Dragons that's for you, Toothless.

Toothless: *Leans his head on Hiccup's shoulder* Noice.

Hiccup: It says Toothless, who's your favourite dragon? And you are the most adorable dragon I've ever seen! 🤗🤗🤗

Toothless: That's so nice of you to say! But entirely incorrect!

Hiccup: Haha!! That's a lie, Toothless, you're the cutest.

Toothless: *squirms in embarrassment* Well that's...I mean...*suddenly dives out the window*

Hiccup: *smirks* You made him shy, Bubble. Toothless! Come back! You still have to answer the question!!

Toothless: *creeps back in* I don't really have a favourite dragon, I mean, I have so many friends that I just—

Hiccup: *interrupts suddenly*  WHAT ABOUT LUNA *cackles madly*

Toothless: NO WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, HICCUP

Hiccup: Are you actually gonna lie to my actual face right now and say that your girlfriend is not your favourite dragon?

Toothless: *narrows his eyes* I plead the fifth.

Hiccup: You're not American, you can't do that!

Toothless: Literally watch me do that exact thing in this very moment. *smug face*

Hiccup: *turns to the camera* So his favourite dragon is Luna, AKA his girlfriend, AKA the Light Fury.

Toothless: You're not wrong...

Hiccup: *laughs* I know.

Toothless: Ok, what about the other comment? I'm pretty sure it's for you.

Hiccup: Yah, looks like it.

Toothless: Kay, I'll read it. This one is from @shadow1266 and they say, I dare Hiccup to collect the spines of a Deadly Nadder and make a tail for himself...and use the spines to pin Snotlout to a building.

Hiccup: *groans and slumps in his chair* Why do I always get the weird ones?!

Toothless: *cackling* Idk man, your luck must have to do with your name amarite?

Hiccup: *shrugs* You're probably right, lots of bad luck attached to the name Hiccup.

Toothless: *nudges Hiccup excitedly on the shoulder as he starts laughing* Yeah like that time you tried to run away when you were 15 and build your own house on the cliff-*loudly cackling* -and then when it started raining the—

Hiccup: *body slams Toothless* OKAY! *laugjs nervously* Okay, they don't want to hear that story, it's boring hahaa LETS GET BACK TO THE DARE!

Toothless: *smirks* Party pooper.

Hiccup: Secret Spiller.

Toothless: JOHNNY RAINCLOUD!

Hiccup: DEBBY DOWNER!

Toothless: kid-that-made-an-awful-house-on-the-cliff-that-completely—

Hiccup: What is wrong with you?? Stopppppp *pouting*

Toothless: Hahaha fine.

Hiccup: *sighs* Thank the gods, okay, where do we get Nadder spines?

Toothless: Stormfly will probably give us some.

Hiccup: Aight, let's go ask.

—ten minutes later—

Hiccup: And that's the tea.

Stormfly: *strongly amused* I mean, you're crazy, but yeah go for it. I've got quite a few in the back room where Astrid's dad keeps his tools.

Hiccup: Thanks Stormfly, you're the best! *runs off*

Toothless: *following closely behind* Um, excuse me! I thought you called Stormfly the best for a moment there. But I know you wouldn't do that because I'm right here, right? Hiccup?

Hiccup: Stop horsing around, Toothless, we've got to engineer a tail!!

Toothless: Your enthusiasm for building stuff is depressing.

Hiccup: *stops running around* What? I thought you liked when I made new stuff!

Toothless: I do! But you're doing it so much that I just...

Hiccup: ...Wow!! I can't believe this!! Isn't this great just hanging out like this?! Just the three of us! You, me, and this giant wall of lies you build between us!!

Toothless: Hiccup, I just-

Hiccup: Friendship? What is that? I guess I wouldn't know!

Toothless: It's not-

Hiccup: DISHONOUR

Toothless: I'm trying to-

Hiccup: DISHONOUR ON YOU

Toothless: if you would just-

Hiccup: DISHONOUR ON YOUR FAMILY

Toothless: What I'm trying to say is-

Hiccup: MAY THE RAIN NEVER FALL UPON YOUR CROPS

Toothless: You're really going to-

Hiccup: MAY THE MOSQUITOES GATHER IN YOUR BED TONIGHT

Toothless: I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN YOUR WORKSHOP THAT WE CAN'T HANG OUT AS MUCH

Hiccup: ...

Toothless: ...

Hiccup: *Grins* I knew you loved me, you're such a great friend, Toothless.

Toothless: I actually can't believe you sometimes.

Hiccup: Love you tooooo

Toothless: *narrows his eyes* Just grab the Nadder spines

Hiccup: You gotta say I love you back

Toothless: Are you serious?

Hiccup: I want to hear it.

Toothless: You wanna hear me say-

Hiccup: I love you, Hiccup.

Toothless: You're tryna get Nadder spines and you're-

Hiccup: I lOvE yOu, HiCcUp

Toothless: Look at this place!

Hiccup: HICCUP I LOVE YOU

Toothless: *sighs* Hiccup, I love you

Hiccup: *grins even bigger*

Toothless: *frowns* Weird, have we had this conversation before?

Hiccup: Don't think so, why?

Toothless: It seems familiar.

Hiccup: *shrugs* I dunno

Toothless: Kinda like when you know you're quoting something but you don't know what...

Hiccup: Well, shoutout to whatever we just quoted hahahaa

Toothless: *shakes his head* Ok, let's get this dare done.

—1 hour later—

Hiccup: How's it look? *turns to show a long contraption hanging off his back*

Toothless: *snickers* Oh it's something

Hiccup: *rolls his eyes* Whatever man I just want to finish this, where is Snotlout?

Toothless: *grumbles* Town Square

Hiccup: *raises his eyebrows* how do you know?

Toothless: Cuz he's so loud!! I can't escape his loud overbearing voice.

Hiccup: *holds in a laugh* Be nice!

Toothless: He's an actual imbecile

Hiccup: Ok, ok, ignoring Snotlout's ignorance, let's go.

*the two creep up to where Snotlout is bragging in the Square*

Toothless: *pulls Hiccup back by his shirt* Wait, hahaha tell him at first that you've got something to show him, then start dancing and when he's so shocked he can't even speak, then pirouette so that the spines whip at him!

Hiccup: *gaping at him* Are you serious?? I can't do ballet!!

Toothless: DONT EVEN LIE I KNOW YOUR MOM TAUGHT YOU HOW TO PIROUETTE

Hiccup: I hAtE yOu *starts walking into the town square* HEY SNOTLOUT!!

Snotlout: Well if it isn't my great buddy, peg-leg! What's up, Hiccup??

Hiccup: *sighing* You're the actual worst and your insults are subpar. Besides the point, I've got something to show you!

Toothless: *snickering from his hiding place* This is gonna be great.

Snotlout: *narrows his eyes* That's suspicious.

Hiccup: *dramatically flips his hair* You haven't seen anything like this before.
*proceeds to start doing some lame ballet moves*

Snotlout: *eyes bulge out in shock* What the heck are you doing, Hiccup?!?

Toothless: *rolling on the ground, gasping for breath because he's laughing so hard*

Hiccup: And now the Finale!! *Starts doing a triple pirouette*

Snotlout: *too shocked to move*

Hiccup: And BAM! *Spines fly out towards Snotlout on the last turn and pin him to the wall*

Toothless: Ohh my godddsss hahahahah *falls over again*

Hiccup: *addresses the group that has formed* Everyone! I must leave, but feel free to see the newest exhibit, Snotlout the Bragger!!!
*runs back to Toothless* Bud, we gotta get out of here now!

Toothless: This is the best! *still laughing as they take off*

Hiccup: I hate my lifeeeee *covers his face with his hands* Well, I hope the readers are happy

Toothless: *cackling* Well I am anyways.

Hiccup: Alright you guys, ask and dare! Glad to be back!! Have a good day!

—computer link cuts off—