Hiccup: BOOM! I ESCAPED!!

Toothless: *Flopped on the floor, raises an eyebrow at Hiccup* Escaped nothing...you've been angrily spinning in your new expo 2000 office chair for over an hour now.

Hiccup: Ok first of all...no, I'm not 'angrily spinning', this chair is awesome. And second, by 'escaping', I meant I escaped the terrible isolation I received from being cut off the internet because Aurora doesn't know how to keep her password a secret.

Toothless: Nice, throwing shade when you know they can't hear you.

Hiccup: Ha. Ha. You know what I find shady? How every day you creep into the great Hall with a smirk on your face then come back looking like you won the lottery.

Toothless: Calm yourself Hiccup, you'll raise your blood pressure.

Hiccup: Ok, geez, let's just get to some questions, these poor people have waited long enough.

Toothless: Good idea. Don't worry, you can tell them I beat up Aurora for them.

Hiccup: You did what?!

Toothless: So! What is the first question?

Hiccup: *grumbles* You have become a very childish dragon since I got this dragonese translator.

Toothless: Love you too, Hiccup. *Grins innocently*

Hiccup: Ok, ok. *turns to computer* Um, the first one is a very simple question by @Toothless-Yogurt and it says 'can Toothless be my friend?'

Toothless: Ab-so-lu-tely! You seem polite and nice, I like polite people. *Grins a toothless grin*

Hiccup: Aw, Toothless you've gone all soft, it's so sweet.

Toothless: *sticks out his tongue at Hiccup* Cool, the next one says 'I dare Toothless to dance to his favourite song in front of Hiccup', and that one's by @movielover48

Hiccup: Whatdya say, Toothless? C'mon, break it down on the dance floor. *Snickers*

Toothless: Aw man whyyyyyyy

Hiccup: You gotta do it.

Toothless: No I don't.

Hiccup: Someone's gotta do it.

Toothless: Literally no one's gotta do it.

Hiccup: You gotta. *Cackling*

Toothless: Oh, for Thor's sake, you've been infected with memes.

Hiccup: One cannot escape memes when they go on the Internet.

Toothless: Fine, I'll do it. *Turns to put on his favourite music*

Music: *Starts playing* 🎧 "I'm bringin' sexy back...(yeah) Them other boys don't know how to act! (Yeah)"

Hiccup: *Head snaps towards the computer* Odin's ghost!! What in Thor's name is that?!?

Toothless: It's art *Voice is muffled*

Hiccup: Art?!! Toothless what has happened to your poor head!? Who do I blame for showing you this??! *Turns to look at Toothless* Oh my God!!! Toothless, are you okay??

Toothless: *Glares the best he can from his position on the floor* It's called dancing!!

Hiccup: *Starts laughing* You look like you're having body spasms!

Toothless: How dare you?! My dancing is magnifique!! I'm bringing sexy back with this dance!!

Hiccup: Oh Thor. *Facepalms*

Toothless: Boom! *Does a strange body wave* Oh yeah! Woo!!

Hiccup: *Deadpan* My eyes are burning. -_-

Toothless: You offend me greatly, I'll have you know.

Hiccup: Your dancing offends my eyes, and you don't hear me complaining.

Toothless: Pfft, you're complaining now, and I'll have you know it's unnecessary, I'll win contests with this dance.

Hiccup: ...Like 'world's worst dancer 2017 version'?

Toothless: Bite me.

Hiccup: No thanks, I'd rather watch your dancing. *Starts laughing again*

Toothless: ...*Scoffs* I'm going to dance somewhere else, somewhere my dancing is appreciated. *Leaps out the window*

Hiccup: *Calls after him, grinning* Don't do it in the blacksmith shop! Gobber will probably think you're some creepy big black bug that he needs to disposed of, haha!

Toothless: *Sarcastically laughs in the distance*

Hiccup: *Sighs after calming down* Well, I've got to go keep an eye on Toothless, see you guys later! Oh, and my apologies on behalf of the time we weren't here once again. Aurora's a muttonhead. You can tell her I said that. See ya!!

*Computer link deactivates*