*Computer link activates*

Hiccup: Well, well, well. Look what the Night Fury dragged in.

Aurora: *Grumbling* asdgjl...

Hiccup: What was that? I couldn't hear you.

Aurora: I said I'm...hafsd...

Hiccup: Hmm, that was weird, for a second there I thought I heard an apology for being so atrociously rude to the readers and not updating or anything for like three years...

Toothless: *Snickers* Sassily throwing shade, Hiccup...well done.

Hiccup: *Turns to screen* Hey guys! I'm Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the 3rd. We've met before quite a few times, but seeing as it's been so long, I doubt you'll remember me.

Aurora: Oh that's rude, I haven't been gone that long...*Looks at calendar* HOLY SHI...TAKI MUSHROOMS!! I'M HORRIBLE! IT'S A CATASTROPHE!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! *Dramatically falls to knees* Just send me into oblivion, I won't fight...just do it.

Hiccup: *Raises an eyebrow* Ahem, your drama classes are making an appearance again.

Aurora: *Peeks out from under arm and grins* Nah, not that time, I was copying a dude from one of my favourite animes.

Hiccup: *Sighs* Why am I not surprised?

Aurora: Dunno...

Hiccup: You know what I'm also not surprised about? You wiggling your way out of a serious situation. You're still in a heap of trouble, missy.

Toothless: Yeah. *Wacks Aurora over the head with his tail*

Aurora: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Toothless: FOR BEING A LAZY BUM, I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ACTIVE PEOPLE!

Aurora: ARRRGH!! *Tackles Toothless* THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS. TAKE IT BACK!!

Toothless: NEVER!! *Both topple out of the loft*

Hiccup: *Facepalms* Not again...*Rolls his eyes and get up after them* AURORA, TOOTHLESS, CUT IT OUT!!

Aurora/Toothless: IT'S HER/HIS FAULT!!

Hiccup: I swear to all the gods guys, GET BACK HERE!!

*Aurora and Toothless grumpily walk back up the stairs*

Hiccup: Geez, you two are worse that a pair of wild dragons fighting over the last bit of meat.

Toothless: Well maybe we wouldn't have this problem if Aurora wasn't such a doofus.

Aurora: Ha! Looks who's talking!

Hiccup: ...Okay, Aurora, cut it out. *Pushes her in front of the computers* Do your duty.

Aurora: *Whispering loudly* But they're gonna kill me!!

Toothless: Hahaha gee I wonder why?

Aurora: *Scowls* Oi! I don't need your sass you weird cat lizard!

Toothless: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that and spare your life.

Aurora: *Sarcasm* Oh thank you your majesty, I feel so honoured!

Hiccup: *Sighs again* They won't kill you Aurora, don't be ridiculous.

Aurora: *Gulps* Okay....*Addresses the computer* Hello everyone, first of all let me apologize before you end me.
I'm so so very sorry I haven't updated in so long, please forgive me! I've been so busy lately with end of the school year and personal matters that I haven't had any time to update.
Then I met a side quest woman who told me that to continue my writing, I had to find my soul, which turned out to be hidden in an enchanted chest in a volcano, which raises the question of how it got there in the first place...of course, along the way to fetch my soul I met an amnesiac prince and I found a dragon egg. The egg hatched and it formed a magical bond with me like some weird Eragon thing, and then the amnesiac prince who turned out to be called Cayden, saw my dragon and insisted on coming with me to fetch my soul, because it turns out his little sister was taken by the same witch that actually put my soul in the enchanted chest in the volcano. Of course, this was after we- *Hiccup claps hand over her mouth*

Hiccup: We didn't ask for your gaming character's life story...

Aurora: But it's so much cooler than my life right now!

Hiccup: You literally travel in portals to a island named Berk 5000 years in the past so you can help me connect to the Internet so I can make a blog about myself and my best friend Toothless the dragon. How is your life lame?

Aurora:....shut up...

Hiccup: *Raises an eyebrow*

Aurora: ...Anyways! I am so sorry you guys...please forgive me...someday at least. In the meantime, to brighten your day...or night, depending on where you are, I shall be sporadically updating all through the week. Starting with a real quick one right now.
*Looks at comments* Okay guys, this one says, I dare Hiccup to pretend to be deaf and go around saying 'what?' all the time to annoy people.

Hiccup: What? Why am I always picked on??

Aurora: Haha, it must be your nerdy personality.

Toothless: Ooh, nice. Pound it! *Fist bumps Aurora*

Hiccup: You guys were fighting like a pair of cats a couple of minutes ago. What is going on?

Toothless: We're frenemies, Hiccuppio, we're friends that hate each other's guts 80% of the time, but the other 20% we could be littermates.

Aurora: Indeed, do keep up, Hiccup.

Hiccup: Why do I even try?

Aurora/Toothless: Cuz you love us?

Hiccup: That was creepy, please never do that again. Okay, I'm off-

Aurora: To see the wizard!

Aurora/Toothless: *Sings* THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!!!

Hiccup: ...okaayyyy...

---Ten mins later---

Hiccup: *Walks into the main hall*

Gobber: Where've you been all this time, lad?

Hiccup: *Keeps walking* What??

Gobber: the heck? Maybe he didn't hear...okay...I SAID, WHERE'VE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME, LAD??

Hiccup: *Keeps walking* WHAT???

Astrid: Hiccup?

Hiccup: What??

Astrid: What do you mean, what?
Why are you saying that??

Hiccup: WHAT?!

Astrid: *Glares angrily* HICCUP I SWEAR-

Hiccup: WHAT?!? *Thinking* Oh I'm gunna die a painful death.

Astrid: *Hiccup about to get rekt by Astrid, until she hears something*

Aurora/Toothless: *Crying/Laughing by the doorway*

Astrid: *Facepalms and mutters* Not again... Hiccup is this another dare of yours??

Hiccup: WHATTT??

Aurora/Toothless: *Falls over in new fits of laughter*

*Valka enters the hall*

Valka: Hey son! How are you today?

Hiccup: *Practically screams* WHAAATTTT?!?!?

Valka: *Jumps in fright* Goodness!! Your day wasn't so great then?

Hiccup: WHAAAATTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Aurora: *Chokes on her laughter, Toothless slams her back with his tail to help, only makes it worse*

Hiccup: *Starts walking back out* What?
*Runs out, and moments later, everyone hears a loud scream in the distance* WWWHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

---Back at Hiccup's house---

Aurora: OH MY GODS, THEIR FACES!!!! *Rolling on the floor cackling*

Toothless: PRICELESS!! *Also cackling on the floor*

Hiccup: *Groans* You guys are awful!

Aurora: *Dizzily gets up* Welp, duty calls. I've gotta go check the paradoxal connections that your blog thingy uses to make sure it's working right. I'm always just a call away, so make sure to contact me if you are in need of the services of an experienced gamer/anime watcher... *Salutes* See you later, loves. *Turns to the computer* Also, one more apology to the readers, I swear I'll make up for it! See you guys!!!

Hiccup/Toothless: Bye, Aurora!!

Aurora: *Waves* Teleport, open!Destination: Canada, 2016!
Go!! *Flashes away*

Hiccup:...so that was interesting.

Toothless: I know, she is the oddest character.

Hiccup: hmmm, some say she's the most normal in her family...

Toothless: Really? Makes you wonder what normal consists of in her family.

Hiccup: Toothless! Don't be rude!

Toothless: I'm just saying!

Hiccup: It is true though...sorry Aurora....

Toothless: I'm tired, I'm going to sleep, let's go to bed, Hiccup. *Trots off*

Hiccup: Well then. *Turns to computer* Glad to finally see you guys again. See you around!!

--Computer link shuts off--