Toothless: *Turns on computer* Oh. My. God. HICCCUPPP!!!

Hiccup: *Bursts into the room* What? Why are you yelling?!

Toothless: It's 2016! The last update was in 2015! We haven't done anything for a whole Thor-cursed year!!

Hiccup: *Facepalms* Okay, yes, I know it's been awhile, but it hasn't actually been- do you even know how years work, Toothless?

Toothless: *Narrows his eyes* Are you questioning my intelligence?

Hiccup: No, just questioning your life choice of sitting around all day watching anime. Clearly it's messed with your head.

Toothless: No, it's just very addicting and it makes me slightly lazy.

Hiccup: Thanks for that, Captain Obvious. I hadn't realized that.

Toothless: you're welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm.

Hiccup: Good one, Commander Comeback.

Toothless: Thank you, Lieutenant-

Valka: *From other room* Not this again! Stop guys, you're giving me a headache!

Toothless/Hiccup: Sorry!

Hiccup: Olay, let's get on with the question-

Toothless: Olay?

Hiccup: *Scowls* Shut up Toothless, it's autocorrect, olay?

Toothless: *Starts cackling* Sure thing Hiccup. You want a burrito? Maybe a sombrero?

Hiccup: Like that hasn't ever happened to you, you little-

Toothless: *Calms down slightly* Olay, olay, I'll stop.....Pfftttahahaha!! *Starts laughing again*

Hiccup: Oh, for Thor's sake!

Toothless: Okay, fine, Johnny Raincloud, see? I've stopped.

Hiccup: *Shakes his head, a small smile on his lips* Okay, enough lollygagging. On to the question. 'Misionera1' asks, What type of music are you into?

Toothless: Ooh! I know this because I'm a DJ! Classic Rock!

Hiccup: You're weird. Being a DJ literally has nothing to do with knowing what music you like.

Toothless: Sure it does. Just don't question my logic, Hiccup, it will confuzzle you.

Hiccup: Too late for that. But, okay. Anyways, yeah, I love Classic Rock too. Also, orchestra pieces? Like that orchestra, what was it, their name was something like 'two steps from hell' or something.

Toothless: Yeah, they're awesome. Maybe some pop, even a little jazz from time to time.

Hiccup: True...Also I love classical music too.

Toothless: Ha! Of course you would, nerd.

Hiccup: Geek.

Toothless: I'm not a geek!

Hiccup: Um, who is A, wasting half his life watching animes, and B, wasting the other half on the computer going on Tumblr?

Toothless: Pfft, NOT me.

Hiccup: You sir, sit on a throne of lies.

Toothless: That just means I'm the king.

Hiccup: Whatever, we got off track. What about country music?

Toothless: Country music makes me want to die.

Hiccup: *Bursts out laughing* You are so dramatic.

Toothless: I'm serious!

Hiccup: Some people like it I guess...

Toothless: I hate the guy that invented it. What, was he just like, "you know, I don't think people appreciate music enough. Let me think of the slowest, queerest genre that makes you want to facepalm yourself with a chair...Made of steel. That way they'll appreciate the other stuff way more."

Hiccup: I guess, sounds kinda legit actually. However, you can't just say you hate it in general. Some country music is actually pretty good, and a lot of people listen to it.

Toothless: Okay, you're right about that. Actually, I like some of it, but I mean the really bad, poorly written songs where you can't even hear what the guy is saying.

Hiccup: Yeah, and for the people that actually listen to country music, you're still awesome. I bet you have great taste and listen to the good stuff.

Toothless: Yeah, and listening to classical music doesn't actually make you a nerd....

Hiccup: Lol, good to know.

Toothless: Uh-huh... Hey! Look at that dare! It's says, I dare Toothless to scare the little children around Berk. It's also from 'misionera1'

Hiccup: That doesn't seem like a nice dare-

Toothless: Cool! I'll do it! *Runs out room*

Hiccup: What? Toothless! You get back here this instant!! *Screams in distance* Wow, he moves fast! TOOTHLESS!!! *Runs after him*

*Connection cuts off*