Q - Hiccup, when will you marry Astrid?

A - (Using the Dragonese translator)

Toothless: Pffahahaha!!! Yeah Hiccup, when will you?

Hiccup: *Blushing* Stop picking on me. I don't know, it's not something you just inherently kno-

Toothless: I bet you do know.

Hiccup: Uhhhhhh...

Toothless: Haha, Hey Hiccup. Here's some advice. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Hiccup: What? I would never forget Astrid's birthday.

Toothless: Ha! So you admit she's your future wife!

Hiccup: Wait, what? Toothless, stop tricking me!

Toothless: The only way to trick someone into telling the truth is if there's a truth to tell. Lol, Hey Hiccup. This is how you ask Astrid to marry you. Knock Knock.

Hiccup: Uh, who's there?

Toothless: Marry.

Hiccup: Marry who?

Toothless: Marry me?

Hiccup: ...Ohhh, I get what you did there. Not bad.

Toothless: Haha, LOL. Hey Hiccup, if you were a Watermelon, and Astrid was a Cantelope, you'd be like,' Hey Astrid! Let's run away and get married!' And she'd be like, 'I'm sorry. I Can'telope!'

Hiccup: ...

Toothless: LOL see what I did there?

Hiccup: That was just plain weird.

Toothless: It was funny though....lol

Hiccup: ...no

Toothless: Yes it was. It was hilarious!

Hiccup: Maybe in an alternate universe.

Toothless: No, in this one.

Hiccup: In this one what?

Toothless: Universe!

Hiccup: Don't you mean unicorn?

Toothless: I...are you trying to confuse me?

Hiccup: Is it working?

Toothless...little bit.

Hiccup: Lol, then yes, I am.

Toothless: Well played.

Hiccup: Thank You.

Toothless: *Narrows his eyes* You're trying to change the subject!

Hiccup: What subject?

Toothless: The other one!

Hiccup: The other one what?

Toothless: The previous one!

Hiccup: Now who's trying to confuse who, Huh?

Toothless: That's it, I'm done.

Hiccup: Hahaha!

Toothless: *Walks out and sees Astrid* Hey Astrid! Tell your future husband to stop confusing me!!!....Oh yeah!! That was our subject!! Never mind Astrid!!
Hiccup!!

Hiccup: Oh, crud. Later Berkians! *Laughs and runs off*
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