D - I dare you to play rage inducing games such as
- Geometry Dash
- Crossy Road
- Swing Copters
- Piano Tiles
- Subway surfers
- Flappy bird
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A - Hiccup: Woah. That's a lot of games. Well, this shouldn't be too hard.

Toothless: *Shakes his head frantically*

Astrid: *Comes in* What's wrong with Toothless?

Hiccup: *Laughing* Apparently, Toothless has already played some of these games.

Astrid: Games? I wanna play too!

Hiccup: Kay. We can play on these iPads I got from a fan... They mailed it to Berk from America.

Astrid: Hm, long way. Which game will we play first?

Hiccup: Subway surfers.

---Ten minutes later---

Astrid: You stupid little-dangit! I hate that stupid blue dude that keeps catching my dude!

Hiccup: Well stop hitting the moving things then!

Astrid: They keep getting in my way!

Hiccup: It's not my fault!

Astrid: Whatever. Next game.

Hiccup: Um, Geometry dash.

---Five minutes later---

Toothless: *Squirming on the floor in irritation while covering his ears*

Astrid: Do a different level!!!

Hiccup: No! I've almost got it!

Astrid: Hiccup! Change the music!!

Hiccup: No! I can only change the music if I change the level! I'm almost winning!!!

Astrid: I can't stand the music anymore!! *Snatches iPad*

Hiccup: What? I was winning! *Sees her raising the iPad in the air* Astrid, put the iPad down. Do not throw it.

Astrid: How do you even have that patience?!

Hiccup: Uhhhhhh...

Astrid: *Narrows her eyes* Next. Game.

Hiccup: Okay okay. No need to get antsy about it. Uh, Swing Copters!

Astrid: *Sighs* I bet you'll have endless patience for this one too.

---Five minutes later---

Hiccup: NOOOO!! Did I say sideways??? NOPE! I said UP you stupid piece of junk!!

Astrid: Haha, I stand corrected.

Toothless: *Growling angrily at his iPad as he jabs at it*

Hiccup: That's it! *Places iPad down* I need a breather. Anyone want to find me, I'll be at the great hall. *Storms out the door*

Toothless: *Jumps up and runs after Hiccup*

Astrid: Huh. I'm gonna try. *Picks up iPad and starts playing Swing Copters* ......What? That's not fair! Stop moving you stupid hammers!!!

---One hour later---

Hiccup: So you threw the iPad off a cliff?!?

Astrid: It was the only way to get revenge on all those stupid little hammers.....going back and forth...trying to ruin my life!!

Hiccup: Um, I don't think they were intentionally trying to ruin your life. You know, seeing as they're inanimate objects...on a screen none the less.

Astrid: Uhhh, you weren't there twenty minutes ago.

Hiccup: ...

Astrid: ...What?

Hiccup: ...Kay, we're gonna try Crossy road now.

Toothless: *Groans loudly and slumps on the floor*

Hiccup: Pfff, it can't be that bad.

Astrid: Why? What's he saying?

Hiccup: Toothless says that Crossy road never ends and it's a game that drives you up the wall with its never ending cars and stupid little rivers...

Astrid: What? What's a car?

Hiccup: It's a thing that, you know...

Astrid: No, I don't know.

Hiccup: It, Uh, um, and then it uh, You know.

Astrid: No, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Hiccup: Well, I have no idea what I'm talking about either! Toothless said it!
*Both turn to Toothless who is sitting there playing Crossy Road*

Astrid: Wow. What is the point to that game?

Hiccup: I have no idea...
*Toothless's dude on Crossy Road gets squished by a car*

Toothless: *Angrily blasts the iPad with a plasma blast*

Hiccup: There goes another one.

Toothless: *Stares at Hiccup*

Hiccup: What? How is it my fault you lost? Never mind, next game. What is it?

Astrid: *Looks at list* Piano Tiles.

Hiccup: This should be fun. Note my sarcasm.

Astrid: *Laughs* It has been noted.

---Two minutes later---

Hiccup: Hey Astrid, check it out!! If you do it fast enough, you can hear the song it's playing.

Astrid: How do you do it that fast?!

Hiccup: *Shrugs* Not that hard.

Astrid: Apparently it is for Toothless!

Toothless: *Snarling at the moving tiles while stabbing at them with his claws*

Hiccup: It gets faster! Help!

Astrid: What? How do I help?

Hiccup: I don't know! Help me press them!

Astrid: Fine! *Presses a few then presses a white tile and ends the game*

Hiccup: *Stares at Astrid* I said help! I'm dead now. Cuz of you. I hope you're happy.

Astrid: Yeah, you said help. It's totally your fault. You can't have two players on one screen.

Hiccup: Fine. Let's just play the last game. What is it?

Astrid: Flappy Bird.
*Both look over when they hear a clatter. When they see Toothless, he's sitting there, staring at them in horror*

Hiccup: I'm gonna take a guess and say Flappy Bird's the worst, isn't it bud?

Toothless: *Nods frantically*

Astrid: Pffff, it's just a game.

Hiccup: Yeah, let's do it.

---Ten minutes later---

Astrid: I've got it!!! I'm on seventee-*Dies* Noooooo!!!!

Hiccup: *Trying to talk and concentrate* Pffft, you only got seventeen? I'm on twenty thre-*Dies* Aannnndd, not anymore. No! Stupid, dumb little bird!!

Toothless: *Covering his eyes with his claws as he hides behind Hiccup's bed*

---Twenty minutes later---

Astrid: *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* STUPID. BIRD.
WHERE'S MY AXE?!?!?!?!!?!?!

Hiccup: Can't talk. Winning.

Astrid: AARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! *Taps randomly on Hiccup's screen*

Hiccup: Ugggghhhhhh!!!! NOOOOO!!! Look at what you've done!!!!

Toothless: *whimpering in the corner*

Astrid: I need to destroy something!!!

Hiccup: Me too!! Where's the twins?!? They'll be happy to help us!!!!

Astrid: I can't wait!!!! I need to destroy something NOW!!!!!

Hiccup: Old boat!! At the docks!!!

Astrid: Arrgggh!!! *Runs off*

Hiccup: Wait for me!! *Runs after Astrid*

Toothless: *Nods in agreement, then runs after Hiccup and Astrid*
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A/N
Lol, truth.
Seriously, don't play rage inducing games for too long.
You might be hit with an uncontrollable urge to break something.
Usually whatever's closest.
Which is probably the device you're playing on.
Peace out Berkians.
Well, not much peace until Hiccup, Toothless and Astrid calm down..lol