Q - Toothless, what is the most embarassing thing(s) Hiccup has ever done?

A - Toothless: *Rolls on the floor laughing*
Hiccup: Okay, I swear Toothless, if you repeat that-
Astrid: What's he saying?
Hiccup: Oh, not you too! You guys just love ganging up on me don't you? *Facepalms* He's talking about, the, you know, the time a few years back, when we were at that village meeting, and I fell aslee-
Astrid: *Bursts out laughing* Oh, this is a good one. I think I'll stick around for this one.
Hiccup: *Bangs head against the table while repeatedly saying, 'why'*
Astrid: *Nudges Hiccup with her elbow* C'mon Hiccup! It's funny! The way you just jumped u-up and- *Starts spluttering with laughter again*
Toothless: *Cackling with laughter from across the room*
Hiccup: Really? You guys are making this a billion times worse.
Astrid: Lol, I'll tell this one.
Hiccup: Lol?
Astrid: *Shrugs* I dunno. I got it from Toothless. You're supposed to say it when something's funny.
Hiccup: *Sighs* Toothless and his weird sayings. Continue, Astrid.
Astrid: Sweet!
Hiccup: Sweet? Never mind. Toothless?
Astrid: Yup! Anyways, see, we were all in the Great Hall for a meeting to deal with all the fires the twins were supposedly causing with dragons-let's just go back to when it happened.

Five years previous...

Stoick: So, everybody knows why we're here for.
Random villager: Yeah! It's cuz of all the damage those Thorston twins are causing with the Dragons!!
Tuffnut: Okay really? Now, I know we've caused a little bit of trouble in the past-
Another random villager: More than a little bit!!
Tuffnut: Okay. More than a little bit.
Ruffnut: Haha, yeah, remember that time when we blew up those houses on the other side of Berk?
Tuffnut: Glorious. Ooh! Ooh! What about that time we set the sheep on fire and sent them rolling down the hill like snowballs, but instead, fireballs of flaming glory! Straight into the village!!
Ruffnut: Some of our best work. Right there.. *Both twins look to see the whole village looking at them angrily*
Stoick: Well. We seemed to have just found the culprits for those incidents...

Narrator Astrid: Blah blah blah... You get the picture. Anyways, Hiccup sitting next too his father, but the village was arguing for so long, Hiccup fell asleep.
Stoick: I'm finding it a little hard to believe you two. You are absolutely certain that you didn't do it?
Tuffnut: Believe me chief, of I had thought of it, I would've done it. *Laughs* I mean, tying the entire flock of sheep on the whole island onto the Dragons feet? Genius!!
Ruffnut: You said it brother.
Stoick: Well then? Who did it!? Are you gonna own up like a Viking, or are we gonna have to do this the hard way?!

Narrator Astrid: Now, since Hiccup was asleep, he didn't hear most of the proceedings. I guess it woke him up, the complete silence of the people in the Great Hall.
Hiccup: *Wakes up and jumps up with his hands in the air* I did it dad!! I swear I did it!!!
Stoick: *In disbelief* Hiccup? You did this?
*Entire village staring at him*
Hiccup: *Frowns in confusion, then flushes in embarrassment* You- You mean, you weren't talking about my chores??
*The Twins and Snotlout start snickering*
Snotlout: You heard him chief! Hiccup did it!
Ruffnut: Nicely done Hiccup!!!
Tuffnut: Yeah!! You're the chief's son. It was an inside job. Sneaky and underhanded. I like it!!
Hiccup: What? Wait, what's going on!! I didn't purposely cause trouble!! Dad, whatever you think I did, I didn't do it.
Stoick: So... You didn't do your chores?
Hiccup: NO!! Wait, what? I mean, yes! I mean, *Groans in frustration as he gets even redder* I mean, I did my chores, but I didn't do the other thing you're talking about.
Stoick: Oh.
Tuffnut: Ah man!! It was the perfect plan! Getting someone else to fall for the blame!!! I made up a genius plan!
Ruffnut: You idiot! You didn't make up that plan.
Tuffnut: Ow!!! My neck! That's new. I like it!!
Astrid: *Sees Hiccup's getting really embarrassed, and decides to step in* See chief? It was the Twins! They just practically admitted it!!
Hiccup: *Sends a thank you look with his eyes*
Stoick: Ah, yes. I knew that. Um, Twins? You have Dragon cleanup duty. Starting now.
Twins: *Groan in unison*
Tuffnut: *Shoves Ruffnut as they walk off* This is you're fault!
Ruffnut: How is this my fault you knucklehead?! You're the one who blabbed it all to the chief!!
Tuffnut: Oh yeah? Well, at least I... *Fades off in the distance*
Stoick: Well, this has been interesting...

Back to present...

Astrid: So, that's how it went!
Hiccup: Ugh! That was horrid!
Astrid: *Kisses him on the cheek* It could've been worse. *Starts laughing* Like that time down by the docks- *Is cut off by Hiccup's hand on her mouth*
Hiccup: Uh Uh! Oh no! You are not telling them that one!
Toothless: *Nudges Astrid*
Astrid: *Uncovers her mouth* Looks like Toothless wants to hear it Hiccup!
Hiccup: *Sighs in defeat* Go ahead... Wait! hold on a second..

(Cuts off computer connection)
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