Q - Have you ever met a Hydra? Or any Greek monster?
A - Hiccup: I was like five Toothless! You weren't even there yet! You can't tell me what I did or didn't see!
Toothless: *Growls in irritation*
Hiccup: Well aren't you just a bucket full of sunshine.
Hiccup: Ahem, put politely, Toothless says the quote unquote Hydra I saw, was most likely a few Hideous Zipplebacks walking together. I most certainly did not see a Greek monster.
Toothless: *Grins toothless grin*
Hiccup: *Tries to hide his smile* Okay okay, you're probably right. What about when I was nine? I could swear to Odin I saw a troll in the woods. Yeah, it was so weird. It was like, carrying a whole bunch of socks. All left footed ones.
Toothless: *Shrugs and growls lightly*
Hiccup: I'll never get how you speak whole sentences with just one growl. Anyways, Toothless says that Trolls aren't a Greek monster, they're just...weird.
Toothless: *Jumps onto the windowsill*
Hiccup: Really? Okay, hold on, I need to grab my binoculars. Toothless wants to search for Greek Monsters. Great. Do you see what you've done? He won't stop until he's found one. And killed it. Don't forget the killing part. Toothless doesn't like monsters of any kind. Just the other day, he was like, 'Hiccup, you don't need a name to frighten off Gnomes and Trolls! I'll frighten them off instead! Just you show me where those stupid dung piles are! Why I'm gonna, I'm gonna-"
Toothless: *Shoves Hiccup lightly with his head*
Hiccup: *Laughs* Okay, Toothless says he didn't sound like that at all. Don't listen to him.
Actually, do listen to him. It's pretty comical sometimes. *Gets another shove from Toothless* Okay okay! Well, we've got to go. We've got some Gnome and Troll tracking to do! Talk with you guys later!!

A/N
Hello everybody!
I've got some fresh motivation, so that means, more updates!!
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So, my new book, 'Time Trek: A Httyd FanFiction' will have faster updates. I'm going to try to update every Thursday.
Happy Thorsday everybody!!
Haha, okay, now I'm done.
See you later Dragon riders/ Vikings/ whatever you guys prefer...