Q - I got a question for Toothless. Do you get jealous that Hiccup has a girlfriend?

A - Toothless: *Grabs translator and turns it on*
Toothless: Shhh, don't let Hiccup hear. He's been asking me this question for weeks, and because I never answer, he thinks I'm jealous. He doesn't know what to do. I'm not jealous, I'm happy for him. Astrid's really nice to me, and I like her a lot. In fact, don't tell Hiccup this, but I scare away girls all the time. They like Hiccup now because he's handsome, and the chief. Hiccup doesn't know this because I scare them away before they can even talk to Hiccup. I don't want them ruining Hiccup's relationship with Astrid...
Hiccstrid forever!!
*Hears sound, and turns around to see Hiccup leaning in the doorway, covering his mouth with his hand to hide his laughter*
Hiccup: *Steps forward* Um, hi Toothless... *Struggles to swallow his laughter*
Toothless: *Turns around so fast he knocks the translator to the ground, breaking it*
Hiccup: Annddd there it goes again... Well done Toothless. I'll fix it. *Picks up the pieces and starts to walk out the door, then turns to face Toothless for a second and smirks*
Glad to know you support Astrid's and mine relationship so much.
*Runs laughing out the door*
Toothless: *Smiles a toothless grin, then races out the door after Hiccup*
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