Q - Toothless, where do you get all these lingos?

A - Hiccup: Toothless! You have another question! Do you want me to look at it?

Toothless: *Shakes his head and gently shoves Hiccup away from the computer.

Hiccup" Okay bud, but you will have to use the translator I just made recently. It's a one of a kind. Here, let me show you. You just speak dragonese into this and it translates everything into words for you. You good?

Toothless: *Nods his head*

Hiccup: Kay, see you later Toothless.

Five minutes later...

Toothless: Wow, does this thing actually work? Oh, it does! Look at the words going on the screen- getting off track. Okay, so, where do I get these lingos? Hmmm, well, lets just say that I'm awesome, so I just know all the cool stuff. Okay, that is not the answer. Actually, I know a guy. Or should I say, girl. Like, a serious time traveler. Funny story that.

So I was just eating my fish by a stream, when all of a sudden, I see a stupid little hand creeping in on my cod, and trying to steal it! I was this close to Plasma blasting this little thief in the face for attempting to steal my cod. But then I got interested in this girls clothing. I mean, who wears that! Pffffhh, silver and pink. What type of mix is that? So long story short, this girl tells me this long, rather strange story about her traveling adventures, and it turns out, she also can understand me when I talk because of a bracelet on her hand that translates all languages.

Even though, apparently, those muttonheads don't even think dragons are real in her time. Funny thing was, I was the one having problems understanding her because of her strange lingos for like practically every second sentence. But, over time, she has taught me all of them! And now, I am a boss! hehe...

Yeah, I have no idea where she goes, she just pops up every now and then. Like, literally pops up. I thought she was magic at first, but then she goes and tells me about transporting. She called it beaming because she is a huge fan of a super old tv series called star trek. Whatever. Trekking on stars. That is just stupid. Anyways, that's pretty much how I learned these lingos. Yup. I think that....oh...It's breaking.....HICCUP!!! I BROKE THE TRANSLATOR!!

Hiccup: *Rushes into the room* Oh, Toothless! How did you do that? Oh well, that was just the prototype. I'll fix it. Did you answer your question?

Toothless: *Nods*

Hiccup: Cool, what was it? Okay, okay. I won't look. But why not?

Confidential. Are you kidding me? What does that even mean? Great, another of your stupid lingos. Fine. I, am going to train, in the academy. See you later!

Keep asking and daring!!! XD XD :D :)