Nock nock and jokes
5 days later
Clare:ok every body gather around
Melody:what's up
Clare:where going to tell jokes like a big joke war
Mikey:I'm going first
Jennifer :ok
Mikey:Guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger and fries,please."Librarian responds, "Sir, you know you're in a library, right?"
Guy says, "Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please."
Melody:I'll go next
Melody:teacher : *to student *why are you talking during my teaching
Student:why are you teaching during my conversation
Leo:I'll have a try.... Who ever invented nock nock jokes should get a no bell prize
Jennifer:ok ... Mikey , nock nock
Mikey:who there
Jennifer:yoddle la he
Mikey:yoddle la he who?
Raph: Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Jasmine: of course... Ok I think I got one ....Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
Clare:I'm bad at jokes
Melody:common you can't be that bad
Clare :Two kids were arguing when the teacher entered.
Teacher: Why are you arguing?
Kid: We found a 20 dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the finest lie.
Teacher: Sham on you. When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was.
The kid gave bill to the teacher. How was it ..?
EOBC: ......
Did I here some lols ? Any way hope you like comment and dare or ask are charters to do something k bye -charity
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