UnderTale AU's

Me: Ok, lets get some people in here... Uhh... Lina, of course you can come in *Clicks my fingers and Lina appears*

Lina: Well, thank you?

Me: Aaand Luna *Clicks my fingers again and Luna appears*

Lina: Not too bad...

Luna: Haiii!

Me: And Lust Sans *Clicks my fingers again and he appears*

Lina: Thats fi-- WAIT, WHAT?! GET LUNA OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!

Lust: Undernature, hm? The au with more girls~?

Lina: *Covers Luna's ears and eyes while her right eye produces green mist* Listen, Slut, don't you dare fucking touch Luna or your going to die a horrible and painful death

Lust: Whoa, chill, hot stuff~ Why would I touch her when your right there~?

Me: Now we don't need Luna *Clicks my fingers and Luna disappears* Do you guys need a bed or a grave?

Lina: Grave!

Lust: Bed~

Lina: Bud, you are on some fucked up type of drug if you think I'd go anywhere near a bed with you...

Lust: Ooh~ You prefer a table, then~?

Lina: Are you sure I can't kill him?

Me: Yes. Yes, I am.

Lina: *Grips his hand tightly* Well, this'll only hurt a skele-ton, 'Bud'

Lust: Like being dominant~? *He kisses her.*

Lina: *She pulls away immediately* Bitch, I was saving my first kiss for someone!

Lust: Me~? How sweet~

Lina: Well, I was saving something for you... *She says it rather seductively*

Lust: Hm~?

Lina: *Voice goes to a deathly cold one* My first kill. *She pounces on him. Screams of pain and agony are all that you can hear from the dust tornado.*

Me: Geeet dunked on.

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