NOTICE

Sinna here! Giving ya'll that unwanted dose of insanity!

Okay, let's be honest here. I currently have writer's block and a shitpost overdose back in my group chats on both Kik and Messenger and also Pinterest account.... I've really gone insane this time...

Welp- These entries found on this chapter are from Kik, Messenger, and reposts from Pinterest. I own nothing except Match, Breaker, Iffy, and a few children (Lucas, Axel, Thread, Quinn, Curio, Cyler, Aero, Cleo, Virgo, Aura, Artemis, Eris, Moss, Fern, Orchid, Cinnamon, and Vanilla)

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{I'm Not An Animal}

Match: Alright, give me your hairdyer.

Chara: What? What are you talking about?

Match: Don't you carry one in you inventory?

Chara: Have you met a human girl?

LATER

Match:*calling Echo Frisk* Hey do you have a hairdryer in your inventory?

Echo Frisk: Of course, I'm not an animal

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{First Impressions}

Virgo: Your dad seems so nice Aura

Aura: My dad killed a man once

Virgo: Even better

[Sinna: Let's play, Guess the Parents!]

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{And Now The Weather}

Lust: And now for a gay update with Match~

Match: Getting gayer~

Lust: Thank you Match~

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{Aren't They Gay~!}

Killer: I'm having problems with a guy

Color: Like, "his dead body won't fit in your trunk" problems or "you like him" problems?

Killer:... "I like him" problems...

Color: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one

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{Underverse... Probably}

Ink: Alright, let's go over the plan one more time. If one of us dies first, what will the other do?

Classic: locate the corpse and move the body so it looks like they're dabbing

Ink: Exactly

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{A Tomato}

Sci: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "Wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad

Color: That was deep

Classic: "philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

Dust: That was deeper

Blueberry: "COMMON SENSE" IS KNOWING THAT KETCHUP ISN'T A DAMN SMOOTHIE, YOU NASTIES

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{Straight}

Chara: Sometimes, Lust can be a straight-up dork

Swaplust:*chokes*

Chara: What's wrong?

Swaplust: NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR "STRAIGHT" AND "LUST" IN THE SAME SENTENCE~

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{Let's Try That Proposal Again}

*Error and Fresh fighting in the background*

Reaper: Wow, your family is shit. You should get a new one

Geno: Yeah, well, that's impossible

Reaper: Not really

Geno: Huh?

Reaper: You could always start one with me

[Sinna: -And queue their 100+ children!}

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{The Smoothness Returns}

Classic: ha, i'm a piece of trash

Sweet: As someone who cares deeply for the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

Gas: You smooth f**ker

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{K-I-S-S-I-N-G~}

Star: Outer-and-Killer-sitting-on-a-tree~

Outer: Star-get-away-from-me

Color: First comes love, then comes marriage~

Killer: And a skeleton with spinal damage

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{The Group Chat: Sin Squad Edition}

~911, What's Your Emergency?~

OwO Bitch: WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY HELP?

Sacrifice: homocide is what I did for my last bday you can find cute knives on esty hope this helps!! :)

peepee: pretend ur a snake and slide out of ur skin

Thot Energy: Hang dildoes from the ceiling

OwO Bitch: wow! thanks guys!!

[Sinna: Who's who?]
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{Tea}

Swaplust: HERE'S~

CRASH
CRASH

Swaplust: THE MOTHAF**KIN'~

BOOM

*SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED*

Swaplust: TEA~

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{Self-defense}

Blueberry: FOR SELF-DEFENSE REASONS, I'M GOING TO PRETEND TO BE A BURGLAR AND YOU GUYS HAVE TO ACT WISELY

Fell: okay

Classic: sure

Blueberry:*tries to sound threatening* IF YOU WANT TO LIVE GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY

Fell: bold of you to assume that i have money

Classic: bold of you to assume i want to live

Blueberry: ...

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{A Discussion}

Ink: If the Multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't

Nightmare: Multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations

Dream: Except in the universe where it does

Error: i'M hAVinG aN AnEuRYsm

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{Ice Cream}

Dust: I scream!

Killer: You scream!

Geno: We all scream just constantly each day is a new nightmare in this Hell world we call earth

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{Smooth As The Devil}

Eris: See you in hell

Quinn: Are you asking me on a date? I accept

[Sinna: We have another round of Guess the Parents!]

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{The Bad Guys Are The Second Best Group. Fight Me}

Color:*trying give The Bad Sanses therapy* Remember, murder is never the answer

Nightmare: Of course, murder is the question

Dust, Killer, and Horror:*smiling* And the answer is yes

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{Nothing Greater}

Ink: Nothing feels better than winning monopoly. Not love. Not sex. Not free pizza. Nothing

Epic: I'm sorry bruh, have ya tried pizza...?

Ink: Yes and it doesn't compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends' eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

Nightmare: I like you

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{Blocked}

Sunny: I wish that you could block people in real life

PTA: Restraining order

Dust: Murder

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{You Needed This Too}

Cross: Oh my god dude someone stole my cool pirate ship

Epic: Bruh listen, I threw it away bruh

Cross: Dude why

Epic: Because, the only ship we need is our friendship bruh

Cross:*tearing up* Dude

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{Problems}

Error: nO pRObLemS!

Ink:*walks in*

Error:*gay panic* oNe PRobLem!

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{Now A Reminder From Our Medical Sponsors}

Sci: An apple a day-

Fell: -will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

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{Lost And Found}

Dream: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your lifetime

Cross: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

Chara: My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this

Geno: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years

Lust: I knew I lost that potential somewhere~!

Killer: Mental stability my old friend!

Dream: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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{Oh Snap! I'm Gonna Curse!}

Fresh: WHAT THE FRICK FRACK DIDDILY DACK PATTY WACK SNICK SNACK CRACK PACK SLACK MACK QUARTERBACK CRACKERJACK BIOFEEDBACK BACKTRACK THUMBTACK SIDETRACK TIC-TAC *takes a deep breath*

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Fresh: IS THIS SHIT?

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{Oracle}

Daze: Use a Cards Against Humanity as an oracle deck

Dust: What can I do to be happy *draws card and reads it* "Alcoholism"

Flowerfell:*takes a card from the deck and reads it* "Bees"? What?

Sunny:*shrugs* I don't make the rules buddy, if it says bees it's bees. You figure it out

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I'm back with another random chapter! Since someone encouraged me to make another one of these! *cough*Pjmasklover*cough*

I hope you guys enjoyed this short random chapter! I would've added more but I couldn't think of characters who would fit the lines

If any of you guys have any suggestions for these kinds of chapters like incorrect quotes and such, I'll be more than happy to do them!

Send Asks and Dares!

Cya on the next Update!