Weddings are Cool, So Is Child Birth!
*The Void*
Chara: I'm back!
Lust: Where were you?!
Chara: I was with an old friend.
Lust: Don't lie you were taken!
Chara: What makes you say that?
Lust: Echo Frisk found your knife on the ground!
Chara: I must've dropped it then...
Lust: I ain't buying it. Did they hurt you?
Chara:*sighs* Okay, you got me! I did get hurt but it'll be fine.
Sci: Oh good, you're back we need you to talk to Underfell C.
Chara: Why?
Classic: long story short kid, fell pissed them off.
Chara: Where is he?
Sci: Passed out on the so-
CRASH
PJ???: IT'S WEDDING TIME SKELEGAYS!
PJ???: WAKE UP YOUR BOYFRIEND SCI! YA'LL GETTIN' HITCHED!
Sci: Don't you think it's too early for a wedding, he just confessed and kissed me while drunk.
PJ???: NOPE! DREAM GET YOUR BRO AND CRISS-CROSS APPLE SAUCE HERE!
Dream: You got it! *salutes**runs off*
PJ???: CHARA, GET THE 20 TIER WEDDING CAKE FROM MUFFETS!
Chara: Sure. *about to go*
Lust: OH HELL NO! I'm coming with you!
Chara: Okay.
Lust and Chara:*leaves*
Fell:*groans* what the f**k happened?
Sci: Watch this *gives him the recording*
Fell:*watches* oh god- i can't believe i did that *groans*
Sci: Which part are you regretting?
Fell: the getting drunk part...
Sci: So, you don't regret confessing to me.
Fell: no.
Sci: Great, 'cause we're getting married.
Fell: wait- what?!
PJ???: FINALLY YOU'RE AWAKE! GET DRESSED YOU TWO! *shoves wedding dress at Sci**throws a tux at Fell*
CRASH
KKT???: I got Cross' wedding dress and other dresses!
PJ???: Good! Now Angel, Katana, Ink, Outer, Blueberry, and Geno you guys are gonna wear dresses again.
Blueberry: YAY! DRESSES!
Ink: What about Dream?
PJ???: He's gonna wear a tux 'cause he's Nightmare's best man.
Dream: I got them!
Nightmare: You weren't joking about the wedding.
Cross: Wait- Does that mean I have to wear a wedding dress.
KKT???: Yup! 'Cause your the uke in Crossmare! *gives Cross his dress*
KKT???: And here are your tuxes. *gives Dream and Nightmare their tuxes*
PJ???: We got 12 hours before the weddings!
Fell: what the f**k?!
Classic: i think it's best not to question it.
G: I'll call Echo Frisk then...*about to her*
PJ???: HELL NO! YOU'RE GONNA ESCORT CHESS!
PJ???:*holding a knife* Do I make myself clear = )
CRASH
FF??? and EB???: WE GOT THE RINGS!
FF???:*holding two sliver rings*
EB???:*holding two ring pops* In my defense a Sans proposed to a Toriel with a ring pop and a pun!
PJ???: GREAT! Now, where's the priest?
CRASH
USF???: I'm here!
SF???: Sorry, I'm late! This is my first wedding!
Chess: I got lost, I'm sorry if I'm late.
PJ???: EVERYONE GET CHANGED!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sci: Why couldn't we just wear the dresses from before? *wearing a Tardis blue wedding dresses with fading bottom*
Fell: you look fine in the dress. *wearing a black tux with a dark red tie*
Sci: Easy for you to say, you wore that during Geno's wedding.
EB???: Wait, who's your best man? *wearing a black tux with a dark green tie*
Fell: classic.
Classic:*thumbs up* *wearing a black tux with a teal tie*
Outer: Lucky bastard... *wearing a galaxy blue dress with silver laces*
Dust:*whispers* Killer, stop looking at his ass. *wearing a black tux with a dark blue tie*
Killer:*whispers back* Shut up berry-f**ker. *wearing a black tux with a black and red tie*
Ink: I have a feeling I'll never get to wear tux... *wearing a white dress with fading pastel ruffles*
Dream: It's okay Ink! *wearing a black tux with a light yellow tie*
Blueberry: C'MON INK, IT'S NOT THAT BAD! *wearing a baby blue dress with fading ruffles*
Fresh: Mah glitchy brah! Stop dem head sins of yours brah! *wearing a black tux with a neon green tie*
Error: f**K YoU! *flips Fresh off* *wearing a black tux with a maroon tie*
Cross: So this is what it feels like to wear a dress... *wearing a white and black wedding dress with fading laces*
Nightmare: Wow... *wearing a black tux with a night blue tie*
G: I'm playing the piano during the reception *wearing a black tux with golden tie*
Chess: You can play? *wearing a dark blue dress with white and black ribbons*
Geno:*looking pissed* *wearing a blood red dress with white bottom*
Reaper: Geno's having his moods. *wearing a black tux with grey tie*
Swapfell:*mumbling curses* *wearing a black tux with a light red tie
Angel:*talking to Katana* *wearing a sky blue dress with white ribbons*
Katana:*talking to Angel* *wearing a sapphire blue dress with white laces*
Dance: *mumbles* F**k, he's adorable. *wearing a black tux with ocean blue tie*
Horror: Should we get some alcohol? *wearing a black tux with a blood red tie*
Everyone: YES/NO!
Chara and Lust: WE GOT THE CAKE!
PJ???: GREAT! NOW CHANGE! *wearing a royal blue dress with fading bottom*
Chara:*runs to the closet*
Lust:*runs to his room*
Chara: Done! *wearing a golden floral dress with a pastel blue ribbon*
Lust: I STILL LOOK FABULOUS! *wearing a light purple dress with dark blue laces*
KKT???: This is gonna nice. *wearing a royal purple dress with a black ribbon*
SF???: It is. *wearing a mint blue dress with white ruffles*
FF???: You got that right. *wearing a black tux with fire red tie*
USF???:*smiles* *wearing a black tux with lapis blue tie*
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
USF???: We are gathered here today for a double skelegay wedding, and since I'm still not an official priest and I haven't read my lines we're skipping the ahead.
EB??? and FF???:*gives the couples the rings*
USF???: Now with the power vested in me, I now pronounce you skelegays canon!
USF: You may kiss the ukes!
Crossmare:*kisses passionately*
Scifell:*kisses romantically*
Dream:*clapping* Take good care of him, brother!
Classic:*thumbs up* good job, fell.
Geno:*claps* Congrats- AH! REAPER!
Reaper: Geno, are you okay?!
Geno: OF COURSE NOT DIPSHIT! I THINK THE BABY'S COMING! AH!
Reaper: Just breathe Geno.
Reaper: IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR!? GENO'S IN LABOR!
Blueberry: SCI, AREN'T YOU A DOCTOR!
Sci: Blue, I'm a scientist not a doctor there's a difference!
Geno: HURRY UP! DAMN IT!
Angel: I'll do it.
Angel: Reaper, hold Geno's hand this is gonna be a painful experience.
Reaper: Okay. *holds Geno's hand*
Geno:*death gripping Reaper's hand*
Angel: Geno, Breathe and push!
Geno: AH!
Angel: The baby's coming out!
Angel: Just breathe and push Geno, it's almost over!
Geno:*screams* *breathes unevenly*
Angel: It's a boy!
Geno:*weakly* Can I hold him?
Angel: Here you go and congratulations *gives Geno the baby*
Geno:*smiles* What should we name him?
Reaper: How about Goth.
Sci: How did you even know how to do that?
Angel: We got a lot of blessings to give.
PJ???: ICING WAR! *blasts icing at everyone*
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Woohoo! CROSSMARE AND SCIFELL ARE CANON AND MARRIED HERE!
We got a Goth!
All we need now is Palette!
Le Wedding Crashers:
Send asks and dares!
Cya on the next update!
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top