*Undertale: Skelebros Household*
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Alter: It's really kind of your brother to invite us here today Classic *pouring himself a cup of hot chocolate*

Classic: it's no big deal, he's been planning this party for months... *drinking some punch*

Papyrus: WELCOME GUESTS AND FRIENDS TO MY EXTRAVAGANT CHRISTMAS PARTY! *smiling and giving everyone gingerbread cookies*

Dust: You just had to screw us over huh, Horror *holding some "gifts"*

Horror: Shove it your ass and take it like a man *glaring at Dust's "gift", holding his own "gifts"* You did the same thing anyway

Dust: The f**k does that supposed to mean...?! *summons one of his bones*

Horror: It means what it exactly means, bitch! *takes out a hatchet*

Killer: You guys f**king suck *walking away with his gifts*

Gas: Noobs *watching the gruesome fight unfold, rolling his eye-lights*

Daze:*takes a sip of whiskey* Agreed

Sweet: Guys don't be rude... *sipping his hot chocolate*

Geno: How much can I take before passing out or die from alcohol poisoning? *is already done with everyone, has no f**ks left (like if he even had any in the first place)*

Ink: I think at least five bottles of hardcore Underswap whiskey and two bottles of gin and vodka could kill you *is actually, wholeheartedly, supporting this*

Geno:*pouring all the drinks together* Time me

Ink: Gotcha *takes out his phone, starts to record*

Nightmare: F**king imbeciles *nonchalantly cuddling with Cross on the sofa*

Cross:*looking at Ink and Geno* Drink til you pass my friends, drink til you pass *pretty sure Nightmare's cringing while cuddling him*

PTA:*watching the minimal chaos unfold* Shouldn't you guys be worried that your significant others might use alcohol as a suicide outlet?

Error: nO bUT ReApEr sHouLd bE... *eating some stolen chocolate*

Reaper: Nah, Geno knows his limit and I'm pretty disappointed that you stole a bar of chocolate, are you really that petty? *drinking a peppermint frappacino*

Error: gO suCk aN eGg

Reaper: No thanks. How about you go suck Ink instead? *smirking*

Error: WhaT wAS ThAt YoU PiEcE oF ShiT!? *glitching out a bit and ready to use his string to strangle Reaper*

Reaper:*already floating away, flipping him off*

Error:*about to completely glitch out, still goes after Reaper* COmE BAcK hERe YOu BrOthEr-f**kInG- NEcRoMAnCiNG BaStArD!

PTA:*sighs* Why do I even try...

PTA!Toriel:*walks over, kisses his skull* You're doing your best Sans

PTA:*smiles and leans closer to Toriel* Thanks Tori

Fell:*chugging his third bottle of whiskey, power-walking away* f**k off!

Yan-Blue: RUDE! AND I THOUGHT YOU'D ACTUALLY LET BYGONES BE BYGONES!

Sci:*taps Yan-Blue's shoulder* Umm... Excuse me? I thought we had an agreement, didn't we? *adjusts his glasses as the glass does the anime glint thing*

Yan-Blue:*takes that as a threat but rolls his eye-lights* TCH- FINE! *leaves Scifell alone to look for Dust*

Fell:*stares at Sci**under his breath* well, mark me as scared and horny... holy shit...

Lust: We are going to be the best squad here~! *carrying a box of wine*

Swaplust: OF COURSE WE ARE~ *carrying some gift bags*

Freshlust: This is gonna be radtastic! *holding a box of "balloons"*

Gas:*looks at Lust* Excuse me? I believe we're the best squad here

Daze: Damn straight *pours another cup of whiskey*

Lust:*sets the box of wine down* Bitch please~

Swaplust: WE'RE THE BEST, HON~ SUCK IT UP~

Sweet: I beg your pardon? *puts down his mug*

Freshlust: Then beg broski~

Gas: That tears it! Daze!

Daze: Don't have to call my name twice *cracks his knuckles and punches Swaplust*

Swaplust:*gets pushed back a little from the punch* WANT A CAT FIGHT BITCH? IT'S A CAT FIGHT YOU'LL GET~! *punches Daze back*

Daze:*some blood trickles out of his mouth* LET'S KICK THEIR ASSES GAS!

Gas:*removes his mask and sets it down* Thought you'd never ask *cracks his knuckles*

Lust:*licks his 'lips'* This is going to be fun and rough~ *struts up to Gas* Watcha say big boy~?

Gas:*pushes Lust* Sorry, I ain't in to ya

Lust: Hmm~! *pins Gas down*

Freshlust: It's just you and me broski~ We can tussle or we can do some radtastic things in mah room~

Sweet:*slowly backing away* I'd rather go with neither...

Freshlust: Aww~ Broski~ Ya sure~? *creeps toward him*

Sweet: Look, I'm too sober for this and I really don't want to fight or have sex with someone I clearly have no feelings for. So yes, I'm sure

Freshlust: Okie dokie broski~ I get ya~

Sweet: Oh thank Toby... Well, I goes I'll go now! *runs off to look for Classic*

Freshlust:*looks directly at you* Remember broski~! Always ask for consent from ya partner and use a condom when ya do~! *winks*

G:*smoking a cigarette near the window, recording the fight* Who the fuck was he talking to?

KNOCK
KNOCK

Papyrus: HM? HOW COULD THAT BE? *opens the door*

???: Heyyo! We got an invite for a party and a living space *holding two invites*

????: Hello! I brought sweets for the party! *carrying boxes of sweets*

Papyrus: OH! MORE FRIENDS! PLEASE COME IN! *ushers them in*

??? and ????:*enters the house* Thanks/ Thank you!

Katana:*gives a friendly bow* Welcome, I'm Katana. It's a pleasure to meet you

????: It's nice to meet you too! I'm Candy and this my new friend Sunny!

Sunny: Heh, we just met on the way to this place

Alter:*walks over to them and smiles* We're glad we have new faces to join our growing household

Candy:*places the boxes on a table and looks around, sees someone they know* Dust! Sweet!

Sweet:*sees Candy* Candy! *runs up to him and hugs him* It's been so long! How are- well- Everything!

Candy: Everything's been awe- wond- Umm...... Oh! Awesomely Wonderful! How's your everything?! *bouncing in joy*

Sweet:*giggles and bouncing along with him* Strangely Wondrous!

Candy: Yay! But please tell me everything!

Sweet: Okay! Come on we should sit down first! *walks over to the nearest sofa*

Candy: Okie! *follows along*

Alter:*smiles at the cute wholesomeness and looks back at Sunny* Before I forget and it would rude if I did, I'm Alter and once again it's a pleasure to have you here

Katana: Hmm... If you don't mind me asking, are you a fusion by any chance?

Sunny: Yup! What gave me away?

Katana: Well, your overall appearance is quite a dead give away and we also live with a fusion here

Sunny: Neat! Hmm... I guessing you want to know who I'm fused with huh?

Katana: Yes actually! I was just about to ask!

Sunny: The first one is obvious, Sans, and the other is kinda surprising, Flowey

Katana: That is a peculiar pairr

Alter: Agreed but nevertheless, make yourself at home

Sunny: Thanks again *walks over to one the tables to grab a drink*

Cheshire:*hanging mistletoe, smiles and disappears*

Asy:*carrying a bag full of Santa hunting gear* Cheshire! Where are you? You promised to help us hunt down Sansta or Santa!

Cheshire: I'm right here~

Asy:*looks behind him* Huh!?

Buttonberry: COME ON CHESHIRE! YOU REALLY DID PROMISE!

Cheshire:*chuckles* Alas, a reveal must always come~ *appears on Buttonberry's head*

Buttonberry: CHESHIRE! *giggles*

Cheshire:*disappears and reappears between the two* Well, shall we set those traps~?

Asy and Buttonberry: YES! *pulls Cheshire away with them*

Sunny: Ain't that cute *takes a sip of water and walks around*

Dance: So, does anyone have any requests? *is the DJ for the party*

TK: Oh! I know!

Dance: Huh? What is it TK?

TK: I don't remember the title but it goes something like this- *ahem* Sa ilalim ng putting ilaw~! Sa dilaw na buwan~!

Dance: Uhh... I'll try my best to find it, 'kay?

TK: Thank you! *gives Dance a quick hug and runs off*

Cross:*walks up to Ink and Geno after cuddling with Nightmare* Sup Ink

Ink:*waiting for Geno to pass out due to alcohol* Heya Cross

Geno:*finishes his second bottle of vodka, about to pass out or die*

Ink: So, when's your dude coming?

Cross: Actually, he should have been here a while a-

CRASH

Epic:*drove a van straight into the house, comes out unharmed* Sup bruh!

Papyrus: SANS! OUR HOUSE!

Classic: i'm too sober for this... we'll fix it tomorrow bro

Cross: Dude!

Epic: Bruh!

Cross: Dude!

Epic: Bruh!

Cross: Dude!

Epic: Bruh!

Cross: Dude!

Epic: Bruh!

Cross: Dude!

Epic: B-

Swapfell: THAT'S ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU ARE KILLING MY GOD DAMN BRAINCELLS!

Angel: Do you need more wine or peace?

Swapfell: WHY CAN'T I HAVE BOTH?

Angel:*sighs* Sorry... Why don't you assist me on a quiet stroll my Lord?

Swapfell:*trying his best not to drag him to a bedroom* OF COURSE I'D ASSIST YOU!

Angel: Follow me then *walks over to the door* I promise we won't be out long in case help is needed

Alter: Thank you Angel!

Outer: So, are we going to talk about the van crashed into the house?

Star: I don't think that's a good topic to talk about

Killer: And Classic already said we're gonna fix to tomorrow

Outer: Oh! Killer, I didn't see you there! And oh- Before I forget here! Merry Christmas! *hands Killer a small box*

Killer: What's this? *takes the box*

Outer: It's a gift! You seem pretty bummed out about your friends and I thought you'd feel a bit better with a gift from your friend!

Killer:*smiles slightly* Thanks Outer

Outer: No problem! *smiles* We'll talk later! Dream and Sci wanted to collect some "stars" from here!

Killer: Cool *figets with the gift in his hands*

Outer: Come on Star! You're coming with us! *walks off to Sci*

Star: Gotcha *follows*

Night:*taps Killer's shoulder* Don't feel too special, Outer got me a gift too

Killer: Tch- Like I'd care, I'm still gonna win his heart

Night: Damn, you're never going to give up aren't ya?

Killer: Yup, I'd rather dust everyone in the Multiverse before you could actually confess

Night:*rolls his eye-lights* Stop being so extra

Killer:*flips him off* Bitch

Night:*returns the gesture* Right back at ya

Little:*helping Blueberry with the eggnog* Is this right?

Blueberry: MWEH MWEH HEH! OF COURSE!

Little: What does w-wh-whi... whis-whiskey mean?

Blueberry: IT MEANS FLAVOR! BUT IT'S NOT A NICE SMELLING ONE!

Little: Yup! It's not nice!

Flowerfell:*pouring himself and Little apple juice* Here, it's better than that stuff *hands Little a sippy cup of apple juice*

Little: Thank you!

Color: Is that stuff even safe? You poured like five bottles of whiskey already

Blueberry: OF COURSE IT IS FRIEND!

Color: Sounds fake but okay

Flowerfell: Why do you even need that much?

Blueberry: HM? WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRIEND? *pouring another bottle of whiskey*

Flowerfell: You know what? Nevermind, I'll just watch the unlucky bastards who ended up under the mistletoe... *walks out of the kitchen*

Color: No one here is going to leave sober or not end up in the hospital

Blueberry: MWEH HEH HEH! *helps Little mix the eggnog*

Fatal_Error:*sitting in the corner of the staircase, and has witnessed the chaos* MeRRy cHrIStmAs...

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