I'm An Asshole

*The Void*

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SLAM

PTA!C: SANS! MOM SAID YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF US! *dragging Frisk by the collar*

Frisk: *You give the skeletons and human a shy wave and mouth a "Sorry".

PTA: And she also said you're not allowed to drag your siblings around.

Fell: you're baby-sitting? that sucks.

PTA: Not really, I'm just taking care of them till Tori gets back from her seminar.

PTA!C: In other words, he's our step-dad.

Everyone except the PTA fam and Alter:*spits out their drinks/chokes on air/just stares at them*

Chara: Woah! You didn't effing tell me that those two were together!

PTA!C: Must've slipped my mind... But did I tell you that those two are married.

Chara: I KNOW NOW!

Flowey:*being choked by PTA!C's grip* h...help...me...

Frisk:*You tug on Chara's sleeve and motions to Flowey.

PTA!C: Fine... *lets go both of Frisk and Flowey*

Alter: I guess the secret's out... Thank you for letting me speak in the wedding remarks

G: So, let me get this straight- PTA is the only straight one here.

Echofell: Oi! Don't forget about me! *holding Echo's hand*

Chess: And Flowerfell.

Flowerfell:*trying really hard to hold back tears**mutters*...Sweetheart...

G: Sorry... So, we have three guys that didn't fail geometry.

Sci and Classic:*T R I G G E R E D*

Outer: Wow G... You're starting to trigger people now...

G: Shut up and go make-out with Killer!

Outer:*has a slight blush* W-What? No! Killer's my best friend!

Killer:*B E S T F R I E N D - Z O N E D* Y- yeah... best friends... *really wants to break a bottle on G's head*

Night:*wants to do the same as Killer*

Star:*sighs* Hey Outer! Want some more coffee?

Outer: Sure Star!

Color: You okay, Kills?

Killer: I'm fine...

CRASH

Umbreon???:*covered in broken glass**hugs nightmare,dream,asy and button* ma fwends in another multiverse!... oh I just exposed multi multiverse theory to the few ppl here who don't know about it and I have given sci an excuse to do... science...

Nightmare: If you don't let me go, I'm making sure you won't ever sleep again.

Dream: Brother be nice! *hugs Umbreon??? back*

Nightmare:*mumbles curses and death threats*

Asy: YAY HUGS! *hugs Umbreon??? tightly*

Button: ASY! YOU'RE CRUSHING HER!

Asy: Whoops!

Umbreon???: It's okay!

Sci: The multiverse theory? *chuckles and pats Umbreon??? on the back* I don't really need to explain anything about that theory but the only thing that I need to explain is the bricks that keep destroying our windows. Also I'm not the only one who does science.

Classic: sup.

CRASH

Goth: Mommy! Someone threw a brick at the play room!

Geno: Oh god... Outer call Glass, Reaper help me with the broken glass, and Goth can you be a dear and read the note?

Goth: Sure mommy! Umm... It's from someone called fira_the_fox and they said "I dare all of you to react to 4 vids;

1. Stronger than you sans version

2. Stronger than you betty noir version

3. Stronger than you chara version

4 Stronger than you frisk version"

Chara: Okay everyone! Start clearing your internet history!

Echo: Pfft- Why?

Chara:*motions to Lust*

Echo: Oh right the posts...

Blueberry: WE CAN USE MY LAPTOP FRIENDS! *has a bit of trouble* A LITTLE HELP?

Error:*walks over to Blue and sets everything up like the pro he is* DoNe.

Fell: let's get this over with.

https://youtu.be/GPBBo1neb2U

Alter: That was... interesting...

PTA!C: Wow. I remember the first million times I got my ass beat by a motherf**ker.

PTA: And I remember the all those resets and genocides, thanks.

Swapfell: I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T PARANOID

PTA: I am but there's still a bit of paranoia inside me

Geno: Great, I'm not the only one... but the song's great

Dance: That's until you've listened to this for who know how long and go insane

Ink: This reminds me that I should make an apology to Beats... and Kin

Error: WhY?

Ink: Moving on!

https://youtu.be/iYzbtvIrCic

PTA: Now this makes me paranoid

Frisk:*You wish that you'll never cross paths with her

TK: Isn't that the girl that helped in torturing Mr. Geno?

Geno: Yup... Alter...

Alter: I'll prepare some tea later...

Chara: The only good news I can actually say is that Glitchtale! Sans is back but bad news, Asriel died.

https://youtu.be/co5Zo6Ng9-c

Chara: Here we are again~ Just me and you, comedian, right~?

PTA!C: With your blasters, your flashing eye~

Xhara: We should better be prepared~

Charas: 'Cause soon~ Your last hour strikes~!

Sanses:*staring at the Charas*

PTA: Here's another reason why I'm still paranoid

Cross: Really?

Xhara: Shut up! This the first time I'm actually visible! Let me enjoy this!

Echo: You gotta admit, this is great and not all of them would actually kill you in seconds.

Chara: Thanks Echo!

Echo: No prob, besties!

Flowey: Ugh! Just get to the next video!

Chara:... Can I put him in the blender?

PTA!C: Can't. I'll just ignore him for a few days and he'll break

Flowey: Will not!

Dream: Next video!

https://youtu.be/OQ3z6oxNheo

PTA!C: This is great!

Echo: But I'll give up for you~

Frisk:*You feel guilty for your reckless actions, but your determined to make a new

Dust: Now, I really miss killing

Classic: says the guy who ended up running over fifteen different people

Dust: And who's choice was it to let me drive?

Classic: yours. 'cause you stole the keys from me.

Dust: Touche...

Yan-Blue: WAIT YOU RAN OVER FIFTEEN PEOPLE AND YOU DID SEND ANY PICTURES!

Horror: I thought your wife was gonna be mad but I gotta agree with him

Killer: Dust, you're the one buying the drink later.

Dust: F**k.

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Here ya go! An update!
[I still suck :D]

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