I'm An Asshole
*The Void*
KNOCK
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SLAM
PTA!C: SANS! MOM SAID YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF US! *dragging Frisk by the collar*
Frisk: *You give the skeletons and human a shy wave and mouth a "Sorry".
PTA: And she also said you're not allowed to drag your siblings around.
Fell: you're baby-sitting? that sucks.
PTA: Not really, I'm just taking care of them till Tori gets back from her seminar.
PTA!C: In other words, he's our step-dad.
Everyone except the PTA fam and Alter:*spits out their drinks/chokes on air/just stares at them*
Chara: Woah! You didn't effing tell me that those two were together!
PTA!C: Must've slipped my mind... But did I tell you that those two are married.
Chara: I KNOW NOW!
Flowey:*being choked by PTA!C's grip* h...help...me...
Frisk:*You tug on Chara's sleeve and motions to Flowey.
PTA!C: Fine... *lets go both of Frisk and Flowey*
Alter: I guess the secret's out... Thank you for letting me speak in the wedding remarks
G: So, let me get this straight- PTA is the only straight one here.
Echofell: Oi! Don't forget about me! *holding Echo's hand*
Chess: And Flowerfell.
Flowerfell:*trying really hard to hold back tears**mutters*...Sweetheart...
G: Sorry... So, we have three guys that didn't fail geometry.
Sci and Classic:*T R I G G E R E D*
Outer: Wow G... You're starting to trigger people now...
G: Shut up and go make-out with Killer!
Outer:*has a slight blush* W-What? No! Killer's my best friend!
Killer:*B E S T F R I E N D - Z O N E D* Y- yeah... best friends... *really wants to break a bottle on G's head*
Night:*wants to do the same as Killer*
Star:*sighs* Hey Outer! Want some more coffee?
Outer: Sure Star!
Color: You okay, Kills?
Killer: I'm fine...
CRASH
Umbreon???:*covered in broken glass**hugs nightmare,dream,asy and button* ma fwends in another multiverse!... oh I just exposed multi multiverse theory to the few ppl here who don't know about it and I have given sci an excuse to do... science...
Nightmare: If you don't let me go, I'm making sure you won't ever sleep again.
Dream: Brother be nice! *hugs Umbreon??? back*
Nightmare:*mumbles curses and death threats*
Asy: YAY HUGS! *hugs Umbreon??? tightly*
Button: ASY! YOU'RE CRUSHING HER!
Asy: Whoops!
Umbreon???: It's okay!
Sci: The multiverse theory? *chuckles and pats Umbreon??? on the back* I don't really need to explain anything about that theory but the only thing that I need to explain is the bricks that keep destroying our windows. Also I'm not the only one who does science.
Classic: sup.
CRASH
Goth: Mommy! Someone threw a brick at the play room!
Geno: Oh god... Outer call Glass, Reaper help me with the broken glass, and Goth can you be a dear and read the note?
Goth: Sure mommy! Umm... It's from someone called fira_the_fox and they said "I dare all of you to react to 4 vids;
1. Stronger than you sans version
2. Stronger than you betty noir version
3. Stronger than you chara version
4 Stronger than you frisk version"
Chara: Okay everyone! Start clearing your internet history!
Echo: Pfft- Why?
Chara:*motions to Lust*
Echo: Oh right the posts...
Blueberry: WE CAN USE MY LAPTOP FRIENDS! *has a bit of trouble* A LITTLE HELP?
Error:*walks over to Blue and sets everything up like the pro he is* DoNe.
Fell: let's get this over with.
https://youtu.be/GPBBo1neb2U
Alter: That was... interesting...
PTA!C: Wow. I remember the first million times I got my ass beat by a motherf**ker.
PTA: And I remember the all those resets and genocides, thanks.
Swapfell: I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T PARANOID
PTA: I am but there's still a bit of paranoia inside me
Geno: Great, I'm not the only one... but the song's great
Dance: That's until you've listened to this for who know how long and go insane
Ink: This reminds me that I should make an apology to Beats... and Kin
Error: WhY?
Ink: Moving on!
https://youtu.be/iYzbtvIrCic
PTA: Now this makes me paranoid
Frisk:*You wish that you'll never cross paths with her
TK: Isn't that the girl that helped in torturing Mr. Geno?
Geno: Yup... Alter...
Alter: I'll prepare some tea later...
Chara: The only good news I can actually say is that Glitchtale! Sans is back but bad news, Asriel died.
https://youtu.be/co5Zo6Ng9-c
Chara: Here we are again~ Just me and you, comedian, right~?
PTA!C: With your blasters, your flashing eye~
Xhara: We should better be prepared~
Charas: 'Cause soon~ Your last hour strikes~!
Sanses:*staring at the Charas*
PTA: Here's another reason why I'm still paranoid
Cross: Really?
Xhara: Shut up! This the first time I'm actually visible! Let me enjoy this!
Echo: You gotta admit, this is great and not all of them would actually kill you in seconds.
Chara: Thanks Echo!
Echo: No prob, besties!
Flowey: Ugh! Just get to the next video!
Chara:... Can I put him in the blender?
PTA!C: Can't. I'll just ignore him for a few days and he'll break
Flowey: Will not!
Dream: Next video!
https://youtu.be/OQ3z6oxNheo
PTA!C: This is great!
Echo: But I'll give up for you~
Frisk:*You feel guilty for your reckless actions, but your determined to make a new
Dust: Now, I really miss killing
Classic: says the guy who ended up running over fifteen different people
Dust: And who's choice was it to let me drive?
Classic: yours. 'cause you stole the keys from me.
Dust: Touche...
Yan-Blue: WAIT YOU RAN OVER FIFTEEN PEOPLE AND YOU DID SEND ANY PICTURES!
Horror: I thought your wife was gonna be mad but I gotta agree with him
Killer: Dust, you're the one buying the drink later.
Dust: F**k.
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Here ya go! An update!
[I still suck :D]
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