Finally! Another Wedding!
*The Void*
Ink: Today's the wedding.
Error: wE HaVE fIVe MinUteS tO BaRracAdE tHe WIndOws.
Swapfell: TAKE MY HAND.
Angel: Why?
Swapfell: I'M TRYING TO ASK YOU TO MARRY ME, SO TAKE MY DAMN HAND!
Angel:*smiles and takes Swapfell's hand* Of course, I'll marry you.
Alter: That was a somewhat sweet proposal.
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PJ???:*has clipboard* ALRIGHT SKELEGAYS, I HEARD THE PROPOSAL IT'S TIME FOR THE WEDDING!
Dust: You two knew this was going to happen, huh?
Swapfell: IT'S BETTER THAN GETTING BOMBARDED WITH THIS WEDDING SHIT AT RANDOM.
PJ???:*bring out flamethrower* What was that? = )
Angel: Okaaay- Please don't kill each other.
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Girls???: WE'RE HERE!
Chara: Great- Lust is in-charge with the hair and make-up and I'll deal with the dresses and flowers. C'mon ladies, no time to waste!
PJ???: F**k, I need someone to get cake. *notices Fresh chilling* FRESH!
Fresh: Sup mah radical brah!
PJ???: Fresh get the cake from Muffet's and don't f**king screw this up! *hands Fresh 2000 G* GO!
Fresh: Gotcha' broski! *teleports away*
PJ???:*turns to Angel and Swapfell* Angel get in your wedding dress, Swapfell get in you tux!
Angel:*kisses Swapfell cheek* I'll see you once I'm done changing.
Swapfell: AW~ WHY CAN'T I JOIN YOU?
FF???:*from the dressing room* KEEP THAT SHIT INSIDE YOUR PANTS!
Chara:*also from the dressing room* DUDE, STAY STILL! I'M TRYING TO PIN THE F**KING FLOWERS!
Angel:*blushes*...I...better start changing... *runs off to his room*
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USF!Classic: did we really just break a window to get in here?
Ria???:*patting off the broken glass* I hope we're not late...
USF???: Nah.
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CMD???: Sup.
EB???: I haven't done this in a long time *holding two silver rings*
PJ???: YA'LL GET IN YOUR TUXES! WE ONLY GOT 8 HOURS LEFT!
Chara:*from the dressing room* UKES ARE NEXT!
PJ???:*tosses tuxes at the rest* GET DRESSED!
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*Dressing Room*
FF???: This isn't half bad *wearing a white dress with a red ribbon on the waistline and blood red roses on the bottom*
Chara: It better be, I pricked my hand pinning those roses. *wearing a white dress with a yellow ribbon on the waistline and buttercups on the bottom*
SM???: Close enough... *wearing a white dress with a royal blue ribbon on the waistline and blue orchids on the bottom*
SF???: How long did it to pin these flowers on the dresses? *wearing a white dress with a mint ribbon on the waistline and mint roses on the bottom*
Chara: 5 hours.
KTT???: Have you slept? *wearing a white dress with a royal purple ribbon on the waistline and hydrangeas on the bottom*
Chara: No.
Lust: Viola! *wearing a black tux with a lilac bow tie*
TUL???: How do I look? *wearing a white dress with a dusty pink ribbon on the waistline and cheery blossoms on the bottom*
Lust: You look fabulous just like the others!
Chara: Okay boys come on out!
Blueberry: FRIENDS, WHAT DO YOU THINK? *wearing a light blue dress with silver flower sequences*
Sci: Adorable extremely adorable. *wearing a long sleeved navy blue dress with a white ribbon on the waistline*
Geno: Ink you're right- We'll never get to wear a tux... *wearing a red dress with white ruffles*
Ink: I'm just amazed the Classic, Outer, and Lust got out of wearing dresses. *wearing a white dress with pastel ruffles*
Dream: C'mon Ink, it's fun wearing dresses! *wearing a light yellow dress with a blue fading ribbon on the waistline*
Cross: Gotta admit- they're lucky bastards *wearing a white dress with black ribbons*
Katana: I still remember the first wedding. *wearing a pale blue dress with gold sequences*
Alter: At least I'm used to wearing dress- well technically their robes. *wearing royal blue dress with white ruffles*
Asy: Yay! *wearing a peach dress with pastel ribbons*
Buttonberry: THESE ARE REALLY BEAUTIFUL. *wearing a mint blue dress with yellow fading ribbons*
Swaplust: THANK FOR LETTING ME BORROW ONE OF YOUR DRESSES~ *wearing a light purple dress with white ruffles*
Yan-Blue: WHERE DO I PUT MY KNIFE?! *wearing a dark blue dress with red ribbons*
Chara: I think it on the left side of your hips...
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PJ???: Great, ya'll are finished! Okay, like always I pair ya! *deep inhale and exhale* Here it goes-
- Reaper and Geno
- Fell and Sci
- Nightmare and Cross
- Error and Ink
- G and Chess
- Dance and Katana
- Blueberry and Dream
- Dust and Yan-Blue
- Horror and Alter
- Classic and Lust
- Other Classic and Ria???
*re-reads list* The f**k?! That's it? You know what? Fine! The rest of you f**kers can choose who ya want to be paired up with... WHERE'S THE BRIDE AND GROOM?!
Angel: Sorry, it was just really hard to fix the dress *wearing a royal blue dress with fading ruffles and silver sequences*
Swapfell: I WOULD'VE BEEN HERE EARLIER IF SOMEONE HADN'T SPILLED MUSTARD ON MY SUIT. *wearing a black tux with a dark red neck tie*
PJ???: OKAY PEOPLE, WE GOT A WEDDING TO DO! NOW MOVE!
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*The Wedding*
USF???: We are gathered here today for the marriage of skelegays~ And since I was rushed cause I woke up late. We'll be once again skipping some hella long dialogue! Please present the rings.
EB???: Ya'll have a good marriage *gives the couple the rings*
Swapfell:*places a ring on Angel's finger and smiles*
Angel:*places a ring on Swapfell's finger and smiles back*
USF???: So with the power vested in me as the official priest of this hellhole- I now pronounce you as Asshole and Morals! You may now kiss the Angel!
Swapfell: FINALLY~ *dips Angel and passionately kisses him*
Angel:*kissing back*
Lust: These two are gonna have some honeymoon~
Chara: Hm? Why?
Swaplust: LUSTY HERE IS TRYING TO SAY THAT SWAPFELL IS A KINKY BASTARD~
Chara: I'll pretend we never spoke about this... *walks over to girls*
Horror:*slight blush* Soooo- We get paired up this wedding, I just wanted to ask if ya wanna hang out?
Alter:*slight blush* Ummm... Sure! *smiles*
Ink: Aww~ Look them, they have crushes on each other~
Error:*says under his breath* WHy ThE F**K ArE YoU sO ADoRabLE!?
Ink:*hears a little bit* What was that Error?
Error: NoThiNg SQuiD.
KKT???: C'MON GUYS! THEY'RE CUTTING THE CAKE!
Swapfell:*takes the first slice and feeds a piece to Angel*
Angel:*takes a piece of cake and feeds Swapfell*
Lust:*takes a picture of them* This is so going on Instatale~
Fell:*accidentally dumps into PJ??? smearing icing on them* shit.
Outer: EVERYONE TAKE COVER!
PJ???: ICING WAR! *blasts everyone with icing*
Kids:*joining in on the icing war*
PTA: This was a fun wedding...
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BOOM! DONE!
This was supposed to published last Saturday or yesterday but I was at my half-sister's place.
Special Thanks to these Wedding Crashers~
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Cya on the next Update!
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