Crack Ships [We All Got Problems]

*Da Void*

[Nightmare x Error] (CrossyMayDay)

Nightmare: Cross, I'm cheating on you.

Cross: S-Senpai *cri*

Nightmare: I've been f**king Error behind your back.

Cross: Does Ink know? *more tears*

Nightmare: No, why?

Cross:*runs away*

[Error x Ink] (cupcakeKKT123)

Ink: I love you Error

Error: i LOve YoU ToO, InKy

Cross: INK! HE'S CHEATING ON YOU WITH NIGHTMARE! *runs off*

Error: I CAn ExPLaiN-

Ink: Cross, wait up! *runs away*

Error: FUk.

Nightmare:*suddenly appears* Wanna f**k?

Error: SuRe.

[Fell x Blue, Lust x Blue, Dream x Blue, Fresh x Blue] (UnderswapFan11, Squiddyfish, Firefox659, cupcakeKKT123)

Fell: we all like blue.

Lust: Wait... Aren't you married?

Fresh: Don't worry yo! This ain't canon!

Dream: What?

Lust: I think he broke the 4th wall.

Blue: WOWIE! I HAVE A HAREM!

Dream: What's going on.

Fresh: The author's on crack, bros!

Lust: Fresh! Stop breaking the 4th wall it's already broken!

Dream: Wha-

Fresh: Nothin' mah radical bro!

[Dance x Outer] (Squiddyfish)

Killer:*crying in a corner*

Dust: I told you to ask him out when you had a chance. *patting his back*

Katana:*unfazed*

Outer and Dance:*being all lovey-dovey*

Dance:*whispers* Are we making them jealous?

Outer:*whispers* We made Killer cry, so it's working.

Outer and Dance:*still being lovey-dovey shits*

Killer:*stops crying* I'm gonna kill a bitch. *Yandere Mode: Activated*

Dust: Fuk.

[Cross Chara x Echo Frisk] (CrossyMayDay)

Echo Frisk: Umm- Cross, may I speak to your Chara?

Cross: Sure.

Cross C:*appears* F-Frisk...

Echo F:*giggles* You're still a little gentlemen~

Cross C:*blushes* T-Thank y-y-you...

Echo F: Maybe I might gives us a shot.

Cross C: R-R-Really?!

Echo F: When you're older, of course.

Cross C:*internal screaming and cursing* Okay...

Echo F:*kisses him on the cheek* Bye~

[PJ??? x Everyone] (Pjmasklover)

Everyone:*unholy screaming*

PJ???: Rude.

[These are your ships! And here are mine~]

{Sorry if you didn't see your ship .-.}

[Cross x Horror]

Horror: So... Nightmare cheated on you?

Cross: No, he confessed to me- Of course he cheated on me!

Fresh: YO! The author ships you ya two!

Lust: Staph breaking the 4th wall!

Cross: Wanna get wasted?

Horror: Yup.

[Swapfell x Angel]

Angel: OH HELL NAH!

Swapfell: WHAT?

Angel: Are you seriously shipping me with this asshole?!

Angel: I mean seriously! You can ship me with anyone but him!

Swapfell: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Sci: I guess someone broke the 4th wall...

Swapfell: THE WHAT?

Sci: Nothing *sips coffee*

[Cross Chara x Choco Taco]

Cross C:*crying*

Choco Taco:*just there*

Cross C:*sees Choco Taco and kisses it*

Cross C: I luv u bby~ *kissing intensifies*

Choco Taco:...helpme.....

[Nightmare x Ink]

Ink: This is awkward...

Nightmare: It is....

Ink: So people ship us....

Nightmare:*nods* I think we have fanfics and sins already...

Ink:...What's the ship name?

Nightmare: Inkmare, we 3 english fanfics and 2 sins and some fan-art...

Ink: Wanna troll them?

Nightmare: F**k yeah.

[Cross x Ink]

Cross: INK! PEOPLE SHIP US!

Ink: Wat.

Cross: WE HAVE FAN-ART AND SPANISH FANFICS!

Ink: Oh god...

Cross: IMMA STEAL YOU NOW! *grabs Ink*

Cross: THIS MY WAIFU NOW, ERROR!

Ink: where did i go wrong...

[Sans x Chara]

Chara: Well, this is happening....

Sans: ya like puns?

Chara: No...I aDOOR them!

Sans: this might work...

[Dust x Classic]

ANGST

[Lust x Classic]

Classic:*having a good time*

Lust: Hey, hot stuff~

Classic:*walks away*

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I got a hella lot more ships than this....
[tRuSt mE-]

I finally made the special chapter!
And here's the winner!

FRESH X BLUE! The Unholy Duo!

[cupcakeKKT123]

Send asks and dares!

Cya on the next update!

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