*Da Void*

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[Crossmare]

Cross: NIGHTMARE, WE HAVE A KID!

Nightmare: Wat?

Cross: HE'S NAME IS INCUBUX!

Incubux: Hello, future parents.

Cross: DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU HE ISN'T BORN YET!

Nightmare:....Then, who...?

Cross: I'M PREGNANT!

Nightmare:....Well, no frick-frack tonight I guess....

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[Cream]

Cross: So... In an alternate timeline I get together with Dream.

Lucid: Yup!

Dream: Well... This is the the last time I'm drinking eggnog from Blue...

Cross: Wait, if Dream's drunk then I'm-

Lucid: You're wasted. You're talking to a trash can and don't do drunk sex.

Cross: Holy F**k- Never have a drinking contest with Blue.

Dust: Why is Cross talking to trash can.

Blueberry: I DON'T KNOW *hides hardcore whiskey*

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[Cross x Ink]

Moku: Hello! I'm your non-canon child!

Ink: Aww, you're adorable!

Cross: What's your favorite word kid?

Moku: My favorite word?

Moku: ANARCHY

Cross: We have a terrifying child...

Ink:*nods*

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[Cross x Horror]

Horror:...If I f**ked Cross you'd be the outcome.

Axel: Yeah.

Horror: And you're basically a crack shipping child.

Axel:*nods* I'm a mix you and mom's personalities.

Horror: So... You're a Yandere.

Axel: Yup.

Cross: Who's your Senpai then?

Axel: Another random shipping child that might become canon here...

Cross: What's the ship?

Axel: Bird x Buttonberry, their child's name is Thread.

Horror: That shipping will never happen.

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[Scifell]

Sci: So, you're my future child.

Westy: Yup!

Fell: you look gay as f**k

Westy: But dad I'm not as gay as you.

Sci: I think we're going to be a great family.

Westy: I'll you guys when I'm born!

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[Error x Ink]

Ink: So, I might give birth to three children.

Blueprint: Yup! Gradient being the oldest, Paperjam being the middle, and me being the youngest!

Gradient: That will happen if Father has the balls to ask you out, Mother.

Paperjam: He does have the balls but he sucks at it.

Ink: I have very sassy children.

Blueprint: Is Dad gonna be okay?

Error:*Error.exe has crashed: Rebooting*

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[Angel x Swapfell]

Angel:*holy screaming*

Lucas: What's wrong with mom?

Swapfell: SO YOU'RE MY CHILD?

Lucas: Uh- Yeah.

Swapfell: GREAT, THAT MEANS I OWN HIS ASS.

Lucas: You know- I might not exist right and you'll never get together with mom.

Swapfell: SHH- JUST YOU WAIT.

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[Chess x Asy]

Chess:*cuddling with Asy*

Asy:*snuggled up in the embrace*

Quinn: What are you looking at Curio?

Curio: My Never-To-Be Parents...

Quinn: It's okay my parents won't get together too...

[If you guys don't know Quinn is Dust and Asy's child and Curio is Chess and Asy's child.]

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[Classic x Lust]

Classic: fine, i'll give you a chance.

Lust: Finally~

Chara: I'll get guys some movies and some space.

Lust: Thanks hun~

Classic: hey, don't leave me here!

Chara: Too Late~ *jumps out a window*

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[Geno x Classic] (shipeverythingmoves)

Classic: hey geno!

Geno: What?

Classic: you are a part of my soul.

Geno: Pfffttt-

Geno and Classic:*laughing*

Geno:*calming down* But you do know I'm married, right?

Classic: yeah, i just wanted to say that joke.

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[Fresh x Blue]

Fresh: YO BLUE!

Blueberry: WHAT FRIEND?

Fresh: THE AUTHOR IS ON CRACK AND THEY SHIP US YO!

Blueberry: REALLY? THAT'S COOL! NOW NO ONE CAN STOP US!

Fresh: THE SINNER WRITIN' DIS BOOK DISCOVERED SOME NEW CRACK SHIPS!

Blueberry: YAY! CHAOS!

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[Cross Chara x Choco Taco and Horror x Hammer] (I have no f**king regrets!)

Cross C: My waifu is BETTER than your waifu!

Horror: HELL NAH! HAMMER IS BETTER THAN DAT TACO!

Cross C: YOU TALKIN' SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU! *holds knife*

Horror: YOU GONNA DIE BITCH! *has axe*

Choco Taco: these guys are insane...

Hammer: wanna make-out?

Choco Taco: sure.

Hammer:*crushes Choco Taco*....shit...

Cross C:*dramatic gasp* MAH WAIFU! YOU KILLED MY WAIFU!

Chara:*in the sidelines* This shit is getting good. *eats chocolate*

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[Nightmare x Cross x Killer x Horror x Dust] (Ships_4_Dayz)

Lucid: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO DRUNK SEX!

Cross:*limping* I'M PERFECTLY SOBER!

Dust: What the f**k happened?

Horror:*groans*

Killer:*throwing up*

Nightmare: I think we had a kinky drunk fivesome.

Cross: We did.

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I HAVE NO REGRETS WRITING THIS!

THANK YOU FOR 1K READS!

I'm slowly going insane- Someonehelpme-

Before I can forget, Here are the Sanses that will be joining:

-Asy

-Buttonberry

-PTA

-Alter

And since these two got some support-

-Fatal_Error

-Flowerfell

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