jayeatsmacaroniJEFFERSON'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!
//THIS CHAPTER IS FOR THE HAM FAM : jayeatsmacaroni iJaywanIsLamsTrash!!

Thomas: OH, AWEE YOU REMEMBERED !! Yes,today is my birthday and no one is celebrating with me. wait-in fact, where is everyone?

Madison: *walks up to thomas and kicks him in the shings*

Thomas: wHAT THE F-

Madison: *grabs falling Thomas and kisses him*

Thomas: //well this is one hell of a morning present~.//

Madison: *pulls back* happy birthday tommy! *coughs a bit* so, have decided what you would like to do? *covers mouth*

Thomas: actually i was wondering if we could stay here for this birthday! you know, to celebrate it with my friends!

Madison: *chuckles* you just called Hamilton your friend.

Thomas: ......shit.....well he's not!!

Madison: yeah, yeah, well do you want to slip into something more comfortable?

Thomas: *smirks* ill be right back jemmy~ *kisses his forehead and walks into his room*

Camilla: *walks up to Madison with Sunny* Its his birthday isn't?. *sips "coffee"*

Madison: yep. you girls better leave now.

Sunny: why?

Thomas: *comes out wearing a tight purple Speedo and a party hat* ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!! *runs around*

Madison: thats why.

Thomas: *Dabs into a wall* I NEED A FADORA!! *runs into a different room*

Madison: *takes a picture and leaves with the girls*

-SOMEWHERE ELSE-

Alexander: j-john!~ *groans* a-ah, fuck..f-faster!~ *throws his head back*

John: *places his hands on Alex's hip* yeah babygirl~ working that for daddy~ (i am cringing so hard rn.)

Alexander: JOHN~

Thomas: *opens the door slowly* ......why are you fucking on my birthday.....

John: *cover him and Alex* JEFFERSON! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ROOM!! *throws a pillow at Jefferson*

Thomas: *shut the door close* USE PROTECTION!! YOU DONT WANT AIDS!!*runs off*

Alexander: dumbass, anyways~ want to finish what we started~

John: *chuckles* of course baby~

--ANOTHER PLACE--

Thomas: *opens the door to hercs and laf's room* HEY GUYS D- WHAT THE SINGLE HAND FUCK.

Lafayette: *stops and tries to cover himself with the sheets* T-THOMAS! h-happy birthday!!

Thomas: HERCULES, YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH MY COUSIN. EVEN WORSE, YOUR DOING IT ON MY BIRTHDAY! *slams the door*

Hercules: he's just jealous that your getting dick instead of him~ *kisses hercules*

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP US.

Thomas: *walks up too Eliza's room and knocks on the door* JUST TELL ME IF YOUR FUCKING.

Maria: HELL YEAH WE ARE! WE'RE DOING WHAT YOUR PARENTS DID TO MAKE YOU SO BE GREATFUL!

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liza: MARIA LEWIS!

Thomas: *just leaves*

-IN JEFFERSON ROOM-

Thomas: why is everyone having sex on my birthday?! it just doesn't make sense! *sits on his bed*

Burr  and Washington: happy birthday thomas!

Thomas: THANKS GUYS! wait- is that my...

Burr: Madison told us that you really liked small fedora's, so here you go!

Thomas: *starts to cry amd grabs the fedora* t-thanks guys! you people are the best!

Washindad: well, madison may not be the best...*shows thomas madison's snapchat*

Thomas: *falls to the ground* MADISOOONNNNN!!!!!

HEY GUYS! SORRY THIS WAS A DAY LATE! I THOUGHT I POSTED IT ALREADY. ANYWAYS HEY YA GO!! HOPED YOU ENJOYED!! big thanks to jayeatsmacaronifor the art! she rocks!!