Author: If you all had to describe how you experience during Quarantine is, what would you say?

Shuichi: What would I say? It fucking sucks! I haven't left the studio in over a month. And I'm stuck in here with a VERY horny Kaede.....

Kaede: Shuichi~ It's 4 o'clock~

Shuichi: *cries as he walks over*

Rantaro: Personally, I don't mind this. I've had time to work on my Avocado carvings! *holds up Avocado

Tsumugi: It's been a nightmare! Most of the ongoing animes have been delayed, what should I do?

Author from far away

Author: Socialize!

Tsumugi: What?

Author: Socialize!

Tsumugi: It's as though someone is speaking to me in a foreign language

Kaito: I'm booored! I'm just sitting around all day doing nothing but watching TV!

Author: Read a book

Kaito: The fuck are those?

Kokichi: As long as I'm with Miu, I'm happy!

Miu: Same!

Author: Have you smashed yet?

Kokichi:..... Fuck you

Kiyo: We've had more time to pray

Angie: However we can't convince the others to join us

Author: Maybe because you guys treat Christianity like it's a cult?

Kiyo: Silence sacrifice!

Author: Sacriwhat?

Gonta: In my humble opinion. I am the only one who appears to be productive during the pandemic?

Author: And what exactly are you doing?

Gonta: I am trying to find a cure

Author: HA! Good luck. No seriously good luck man

Ryoma: I'm still as happy as ever! Kirumi taught me a new saying. It's called " I want to eat your booty like groceries"

Kirumi: GIMME THE DICK!

Author: Why did we create you....

Himiko: I feel like I've gotten fat!

Tenko: What nooooo

Author: You're as big as fat albert

Himiko: AHHHHH! *jumps on author*

Author: AHHHHHHH!

Keebo: I've been going through everyones search history. I am disgusted

Maki: I've been baking, have a cookie

Author: Cool! *takes and bites cookie*

Maki: How is it?

Author: It's um.... great! You know, you should reaaally feed those to Kokichi

Maki: Okay!

Rosé: I have decided to take precautions to this pandemic by constantly washing my hands

Honey: I've had time to write new songs. My new song is killed
" My best friend is going to get me killed someday"

Tsuki: I've decided to respond to fan mail!

Author: Zero times Zero is still Zero

Tori: IT FUCKING SUCKS! EVERY TIME I TRY TO TALK TO ROSÉ SHES CONSTANTLY SPRAYING HAND SANITIZER IN MY FACE SAYING

Tori in a mocking tone

Tori: OH TORI! IF YOU'RE NOT MORE CAREFUL YOUR GONNA DIE!

Tori back in a normal voice

Tori: BITCH IM ALREADY DEAD INSIDE!

Tori: ALSO HONEY AND TSUKI HAVE BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY! WE RAN OUT OF COFFEE THE OTHER DAY AND SUGAR CRAP THE NEXT!

Tori: HONEY IS ALWAYS ASKING ME TO GO OUT AND GET SOME COFFEE AND TSUKI IS CONSTANTLY BITCHING ABOUT NOT HAVING CANDY OR SWEETS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE CALLS IT

Tori: IF HRt COMPLAIN TO ME ONE MORE TIME ABOUT NO HAVING WHAT THEY WANT, IM GONNA-

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