We enter into an olympian arena. There are two gates and two sides.

One was labeled hope, the other despair.

There were 18 spectators on the side lines

9 remained on the hope side, 9 remained on the despair side.

Mickey mouse voice:Ahem!

Everyone turned there attention to the voice

In the center was Monokuma

Monokuma: I don't know why, but I was asked to judge of this fight... On one side we have the valiant not insane warrior, @Toriwest4! He will represent hope... YOU SUCK

Monokuma: And on the other we have... um... @Toriwest4? But this one represents Despair! I really hope he wins!

Monokuma: Supporting idiot/ Hope author is! Kaito,Gonta,Maki,Himiko,Tenko,Rantaro, Ryoma, Kiyo and Angie! You guys are idiots!

Hope side: *glare*

Monokuma: On the despair side we have: Tsumugi, Kokichi, Kirumi, Miu, Kaede, Shuichi, Keebo, Junko Enoshima( some how..) and... Gay-Demon?

Despair side: Stares at Gay-Demon

Gay Demon: Hey y'aaall

Monokuma: Um.. Ok! The fight will commence in T-10 minuetes, In the mean time, I have got exclusive interviews with both teams to question why they are on there side! First lets do the stupid hope side!

Monokuma: why are you on the hope side

Kaito: At least this author isn't insane!

Maki: Same as Kaito, and hope author is nice to me

Gonta: He let me be accepted

Himiko and Tenko: He let us be together

Rantaro: He gave me my own story

Kiyo and Angie: WE LOVE GOD, WE LOVE GOD, WE LOVE GOD, WE LOVE GOD-

Monokuma: SHUT UP! Ok to the good team!

Tsumugi: I'm ok despair side cause the despair author promised to continue Boku no Pico

Kokichi: He promised to let me get laid

Kirumi: I'll get to be with Ryoma if he wins

Miu: I'll get my own chapters

Kaede: He'll bring back my Dad

Shuichi: He'll let my 2-D waifus come to life as 3D!

Keebo: He'll make me a real boy...

Junko: I'm a despair whore

Monokuma: How are you even here?

Junko: Duh! I'm always at every hope vs despair battle!

Gay demon: The despair author is just my type...

Monokuma: Wow, what stupid reasons but hey! I'll join!

In the hope locker room

Author: Maki! I have to win this fight!

Maki: I know I know, here, take these smoke bombs and Nunchucks with you

Author: Where do you hide these?

Maki: A girl has her secrets

Author: Like a not so secret crush on Kaito~

Maki: *blush*

Author: Well, Wish me luck!

In the despair locker room

Shuichi: Ok Author, Remember our deal! If you win, you have to give me a sex dungeon!

Author: Why agian?

Shuichi: Because I got you your supporters!

Author: Fine, see ya

Shuichi: Don't fuck up

9 minutes later

Monokuma: In one minute the fight will commence! Here we have the hope who- er I mean, the hope dumbassess

The hope girls: Author, Author, dont despair, If you make us feel it, it won't be fair!

Monokuma: Bland, Despair squad

Gay demon runs into the center

Gay demon: Ok! AUTHOR AUTHOR DONT FEEL HOPE, IF YOU FEEL IT, IT WONT BE DOPE, YEEEAAAH AUTHOR

Monokuma: Alright, here comes Hope author and Despair author

The two run towards each other and punched each other in the face

Monokuma: HEY I DIDNT SAY GO

Despair Author round-houses hope Author into the walk

Author: OW!

Author: YOU CANT BEAT DESPAIR!

Author: Oh yeah! Well imma activate a spell card!

Author: I CHOOSE YOU CHARIZARD BURN HIM DOWN

Author: AHA, YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

Author: TRY YOUR LAST PATHETIC CARD

Author: THIS TRAP CARD LETS ME SUMMON RAPEZODIA!

Author: NANI! WELL I SUNL YOUR BATTLESHIP!

Author: WELL I MEGA DIGIVOLVE

Author: WELL IMMA ROLL MY BAKUGAN

Author: TRY BEATING THIS JOJO, ZA WARUDO
EARAPE SOUNDS START

HOPE AUTHOR PUNCHES DESPAIR AUTHOR
Monokuma: WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING

Shuichi and Maki in unison: I taught him well!

Shuichi and Maki in Unison: Wait, what do you mean You taught them well

Shuichi and Maki: What do you mean, What do I mean!

Shuichi and Maki: You wanna go!

Shuichi and Maki sissy slap each other and knocked each other out

Kaito: Maki!

Kaede: SHUICHI

The two ran to each others lovers

Kaito: I can't believe that idiot Shuichi knocked her out

Kaede: AHH

Kaede jumps and Kaito and attacks him

Kiyo: C'mon we need to feel the loove

Kokichi: AT LEAST YOU FEEL!

Kokichi jumps on Angie

Miu fights Kiyo

Ryoma: YEEEEAAAAHHHH MOSHPIT

Ryoma punches Tenko, Himiko runs to help her girlfriend but Kirumi kicks her to the wall

Junko starts punching Rantaro

Tsumugi tries to tackle Gay Demon

Gonta loads viruses on to keebo while Keebo electrocutes him

Author: AHA, GO RAPEZODIA!

Author: AHHHHH!

Monokuma: Such despair~!

End

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