Author: Wait wait wait. You want me-

Author: Us!

Author: FUCK OFF! Me, to give dating advice?

Author: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Author: I'm actually used to it-

Author: IRL with my friends, I'm like the only one, who can meet a girl without going online and can keep one

Author: I just struggle with getting one because I'm ugly as SHIAT

Author: Anyways, fuck it lets go. I'll be saying talking as though this is for the average Hetero couple, but for anyone who is a homosexual, I recommend you work out these tips as dominance related. Like (No sexist),

On average/ stereotypically, the man is the dominant one in the relationship, and the female is the one dominated. But if you have a different type of relationship where either you are in a same sex relationship or a female dominated relationship, you can either, take the advice from the dominant sexs tips or fuse them together.

Also like remember that I'm 16, so I'm not an expert-

Without further a do lets go!

Boys
Always treat her with respect

Fairly simple right. Now, some relationships can evolve sexually. She/ you might start sending nude pictures, it's happened to me before not gonna lie. However you gotta remember that you are still dealing with a lady. She can send you nudes or have you call her inappropriate names like "My little slut" or "Bad bitch" (It's happened with one of my exes)

So if that happens, you guys can talk like that, but you never treat her like that. Don't treat her like she's nothing more than a slut, she's still someone who deserves respect

Girls
Never become friends with
the homies

Ladies, I ain't gonna lie. A couple of my past relationships ended because I let my girl and my friends get to close. Either my friends were simps and they went for her, or my girl got too invested and lost interest, IT HAPPENS.

So my advice is, be friendly to your boyfriend's friends, but never become their close friend.

Both

Keep friends separate

Following my last tip, both genders, never become close with the friends of your partner. Because, either you learn things the wrong way about your partner or that person develops feelings for you (it's happened to me and except, she would develop feelings for them).

For guys, if your girlfriends friend is constantly texting you, keep conversations short. It helps your girlfriend to not develop insecurity. Same  for girls to the guys friends. Keep convos short. I say something really brief

Boys
When meeting the father, always extend you hand for a hand shake first

This might sound odd at first but hear me out. Doing that shows the father how serious you are about being in a relationship with their daughter. First thing you do when you meet him is to say

"Hello" and then go for the handshake. It shows not only respect to him, but also sends the message for him to respect you.

Girls
Never assume the mom, likes you

If the mom of your partner seems to like you, chances are that they are lying. Mothers will probably never like the female because they can see the girls psychological problems and how they can affect their sons. Dads can only sense "level of wanting to fuck" from the boy, but moms can see way past that. So never get too comfortable with the mother, cause like I said, she will 90% of the time, not like you. She won't say it,but she'll feel it

Both
Delete messages

We're all teens. We're gonna say stupid shit that we shouldn't. But just like how we delete our search history, always delete messages. Parents will surprise you and check them to see what you are saying. So I recommend at the end of each convo, delete it. Or use an app like snapchat that automatically gets rid of them.

Of course if I were an adult, I would straight up say "Don't text like that" but im a teen, we do that shit lmao

Boys
When you are out, keep her posted

My guys, if you're going out for an extended period of time or are going out to have fun, tell her. It makes her develop more trust in you like you have nothing to hide. It doesn't have to be detailed, just

"Hey, going to see a movie with the squad, will be gone for a while, will text you later"

They won't say that, but girls will love that and appreciate that. It's a sign of you choosing to be open in the relationship and give her the mindset of, "I can trust him"

Girls
Don't leave us dry

When girls don't let guys know that their gonna be gone for a long time and don't respond at all, we get scared AS FUCK

Our dumbasses are gonna think you died in a car accident or something like that (I know I have)

So please PLEEEASE. Let us know! Cause we will be crying, hyperventilating, panicking and all that if you don't text back for hours. Especially if we don't even get a good morning or good night text.

Both
Respect the others privacy

The thing that keeps a relationship bonded the most, is trust. If you want them to trust you, you have to trust them. That means when their going out, don't interrogate them about it. Just be content with the fact you're being told at all

Boys
Always listen to the homies

Guys, if the squad is saying shit like "she's not good for you" or "you gotta end this off". Trust me, they are always right. When you're in love, you a fucking retard for the duration of that relationship. You can't see through the lines as well as before, but your homies can. Always remember that they have known you longer and know you better. And they can see when your gonna get hurt.

Girls
If your man says, "Don't trust this guy" LISTEN TO HIM

NOW HOLD ON HOLD ON. Before you start unfollowing this book thinking in sexist, hear me out.

If you meet a guy, he becomes your friend, and he's texting you all the time, NEVER GET CLOSE

(Actually I want to clarify that is is only for guys you were CLOSE with before your relationship, that you don't have to listen to him. And I mean close! Like talking for a long period of time 2-4 times a week. Not some dude that you can name three things about)

So, if your guy says to not trust him and break off from it, you're gonna be thinking he's paranoid.

And you're half right. But, he's paranoid for the right reason.

Wanna know why?

Because he would've done the same.

If he were that friend, he's trying to steal you, and your current boyfriend would've done the same. That's why he's warning you and saying don't go for it.

Both

Always make sure, when wanting to make changes to the relationship, make sure the second contraction word you use is

"We"

We is the word of unity.

When you want to make changes to the relationship, you always have to have one of the leading words be "We"

For example,

If you want something to change, your first three words  should be

" I think/believe we"

Never " I think you/me"

Always we. We makes them feel like the responsibility is shared

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