Christmas Special
Alright, let's just pretend the events of this special take place before chapter 24
So the only official ships are: Saimatsu, Tenmiko and Shiromami
Ok let's start
Kokichi was sitting on his luxurious couch drinking normal tea as his maids and butlers.
" Sir, are you sure you wish to host a Christmas party for you and your friends?" The head butler asked Cockichi
" I'm sure Alfred. This is very important to me." Kokichi responded. " I respect your decision sir. More pig feet?" Alfred asked Kokichi.
" Is that even a question?" Kokichi said handing him his plate.
2 hours later
" Next up on our track we got? Mondo's Execution music!" Keebo said Djaying from Rantaro's phone.
" I would fuck to this!" Shuichi admitted as he began to dance to the song.
" Say sike right now" Kaede said grabbing his hand.
Shuichi stays silent as Kaede pulls him to a farther room.
" Hahahaa, go Shuichi!" Said a very drunk Kaito.
" How are you already drunk?!" Maki frantically asked.
" Baby I am fuuull of surprises~" he slurred at Maki.
" MOM KICK!" Himiko screamed kicking Kaito in the head knocking him out.
" M-mom- Imeanhimiko!" Maki stuttered.
" You're safe now citizen!" Himiko said doing a heroic pose.
" Sp super Guacamole has a rival I see..." Rantaro said to himself. " A what?" Tsumugi asked him.
" Nothing.." Rantaro said fading into the shadows.
Story time: The late bloomer, Thot, and Christians
The 5 year old grown as man was calmly sitting on the couch drinking out of his juice box like a good boi. He was fine until the silver haired Thot appeared.
The silver haired thot wanted to corrupt the 5 year old grown ass man and had devised her plan to do so.
The silver haired Thot would sit next to the 5 year old grown ass man and hold up a mistletoe. The silver hair thot would have all the reasons needed to kiss the 5 year old grown ass man, and while doing so, take it sexually further than needed.
It was the perfect plan for the Silver Haired Thot. She set her plan into action. However, she did not take into consideration the possibility of two christians getting in her way.
So, the thot put her plan into action and sat next the grown ass 5 year old. She held the mistletoe over their heads and spoke to him.
She said " I believe this calls for a kiss~". She applied breath freshener and lip balm as she prepared. When she was done she went in for the kiss!
But the white haired Christian grabbed the mistletoe as the masked midnight blue haired Christian changed the mistletoe to a cross. They said " Do not Sin for it is the messiahs ( Jesus) birthday". The 5 year old grown ass man began to pray rather than kiss.
And so the silver haired Thot snapped her right fingers saying " Oh man" and running away.
The end
After 2 hours everyone was drunk because underage drinking isn't illegal🤣
Kaede took a sip of wine and threw it at the wall. " Y~you know what I'm tired of?~" she slurred. " The Japanese!~" she said.
" *burp* Yeah! Always trying to be so smart!~" Gonta also slurred. ( You get the idea their Drunk af)
" Acting like their cooler than me!" Maki said holding onto a chandelier.
" I say we punch and kick every Japanese person we see!" Tenko suggested clearly drunk.
Miu then broke her beer bottle creating a weapon out of it. " NORTH KOREA FOR LIFE!" She said.
Gradually everyone did the same and charged at each other. The beat each other till eventually they all collapsed.
*Snap!* Could be heard as a Camera was flashed. It was Keebo from Rantaro's phone.
He smiled at the picture and set it as his wallpaper.
" Merry Christmas"
With team HRTT
December 24th 2019
( Ok seriously, these are some Major spoilers for We R Who We Were v3 and the beginning of World War v3. If you don't want to be spoiled, don't read this part until you are caught up on World War v3 and have finished We R Who We Are V3)
( You're probably gonna read it anyway)
It was silent in the normally busy and loud Danganronpa Resistance. You could hear a pencil fall it was so quiet.
It was quiet until he came.
*CRASH!*. The doors of the elevator we're kicked down by non other than black Kokichi.
" WHAT IS GOOD IN THE HOOD!" He screamed raising his arms. He got no response.
" The fuck?" He said to himself. He walked through the underground structure for almost an hour searching for anyone.
Black Kokichi could not find anyone in the building, thankfully he took it the most calm and appropriate way possible for himself.
" THIS SOME OL BUUULLLLSHIIIIT!" He screamed throwing his bag on the ground.
He sat on the ground pouting about the fact he came all the way from America to see his friends and only family member.
He pouted until he heard a familiar giggle. Black Kokichi ran to the source if the giggle. He entered the princesses domain and ascended up the stairs. Their he found the pubescent adult, best mom and mini Tsundere all passed out.
He smiled at the sight if his " Little sister" Best friend and future team mate all asleep.
He walked over as he kissed the pubescent adults cheek. " *groans* Big Brother..." she groaned. He lightly patted her head as she drifted back to sleep. He left her a small box and moved away. He then made it over to the average height dirty blone hair and gave her a small hug. He then left a present box as well that was short in height. Lastly he made it over to the small blonde hair girl and smiled as he left her a thick rectangular box. He then grabbed her finger, put it in her nose and took a picture. " Hehehehe" He said grinning at the photo.
He left the room and went up the elevator. He stepped into the snowy night and walked.
" Merry Christmas" he said with a tear falling from his eye.
End
Author: Merry Christmas everyone!
Author: MERRY CHRISTMAS CRACKHEADS
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