The author was still pouting in his office

Author: ugh, new chapter for We R Who We Were v3 was just released but I'm still boooored. Maybe I can write another chapter

The author looked at his phone
Author: oh yeah, I should get started on those other parody stories

Author: I mean what?

He scrolled down to this story

Author: Ok...

The authors eyes widened

He sped down towards the control room

He placed his mouth towards the mic

Author: EVERYONE MEET IN THE ANSWERING ROOM ASAP

He ran out and headed towards the room

Everyone was there

Kiyo: Author whats the matter?

The author was trying to catch his breath

Kaede: Cough it out fat ass

Author: *Huff huff* Fuck you Kaede, Guys I have great news?

Tenko: I'm getting my own story?

Kokichi: Im gonna get laid

Shuichi: Junkos gonna come to life?

Kirumi: Where getting a new author?

Author: Yes, maybe, not yet, Fuck you Kirumi

Gonta: Than what is?

Author: THIS STORY REACHED 1000 VIEWS

The cast: WOOOOOOOOOO

Author: I KNOW RIGHT

Himiko: WE GOTTA CELEBRATE

Author: WE ARE!

The cast: YAAAAY

Author: with two truths and a lie

Kaito: What

Author: Me and you guys will give two truths and tell a lie

Angie: Really😒

Author: Just do it

Author: Ok lets do it

Rantaro: Well

My hair is dyed green

I am half American

My favorite YouTuber is Allylaw

Kaede:

I am 75% Heterosexual

I used to dress as a boy

I would've dated Gonta if I didn't meet Shinji

Shuichi and Gonta: Wait what?

Ryoma:

I became a pimp at 14

My favorite food is sushi

My favorite animals are sharks

Kirumi:

Ryoma is my pimp

I once did my friends dad

I am a huge Pokémon fan

Angie:

I am part Hawaiian and Japanese

I am a vegan

I am panaphobic

Tenko:

I am secretly Bisexual

I wanted to become a doctor at age 6

I had a small crush on shuichi

Author: USED TO KAEDE USED TOO, if that even is true

Kiyo:

My favorite song is whoop that Trick

I am a Christian rapper

My favorite movie is Scarface

Miu:

I love to play xbox

I have an older brother named eric that is studying in africa

My boobs are fake

Gonta:
I have an IQ level of 169
My parents are divorced
My dream is to be a computer scientist

Kokichi:

I wish I were poor

I've never had a true friend

My favorite food is salmon

Kaito:

I originally wanted to be the ultimate gangster

My favorite sport is dodgeball

My favorite anime is JoJos Bizarre Adventures

Tsumugi:

Rantaro is my first love

My talent in Danganronpa 52 was ultimate Fashionista

My favorite show is stranger Things

Keebo:

I once hacked into Rantaros phone and filled it with Tsumugi Porn

I once got into a virus Mosh pit

Heat is my worse enemy

Himiko:
My favorite sport is cheekers

My least favorite sport is net ball

My favorite song is hall of fame

Maki:

My favorite assassin is is Evie Frye

I hate Bayek of siwa

I want to kill the U.S. President

Shuichi:
I LOVE JUNKO
I LOVE KYOKO
I LOVE CHIAKI

Author:

My favorite song is Ps & Qs Lil Uzi vert

Obama was my favorite prime minster

I believe Makoto is the 3rd best Protagonist

Author: and  now for this

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Kaede: Thank you all for asking me questions and reading my chapters

Rantaro: Thank you for my fan art

Tenko: Thank you for encouraging me to confess my love to Himiko

Keebo: Thank you for showing me hope

Kiyo: Thank you for letting me show my love god

Gonta: Thank you for accepting me

Kaito: Thank you for changing me

Himiko: Thank you for hyping me

Tsumugi: Thank you, for liking me

Miu: Thank you for being kind to me

Kokichi: Thank you for needing me

Angie: Thank you for building my faith

Kirumi: Thank you for changing me

Ryoma: Thank you for hanging out with me!

Maki: Thank you for strengthening me

Shuichi: Thank you for watching me

Author: Thank you for supporting me

Everyone: THANK YOU!❤️