Me: Hello my Bootiful peeps of Newtownsville!!! Today we have.........Aliyah once again with her Boyfriend King spike? I think. Okayyyy then let them out.

Aliyah: *walks in holding King Spikes hand* hello everybody. this is my boyfriend King Spike!

King Spike: Sup everyone!

Me: awww they are so Kawaii together!

Aliyah: thank you!

Bubbles: Yes they are!!!! I cannot wait to see them get married!!

Buttercup: Who said they were getting married.

King Spike: Well according to me, I think me And Aliyah will be great as a married couple don't ya think Aliyah?

Aliyah: idk.*shrugs*

King Spike: I'm sorry what?

Aliyah: *bursts out laughing* I lied geez omg your face was priceless!!!!

Blossom: aww I want that kind of relationship with my Bricky!!!!

Brick: well then why don't you ever tease me.

Blossom: I do!! Remember the time when I had a whole ice cream Sunday and I kept on putting a spoonful by your mouth and your mouth would water?!?! Yeah that's teasing.

Butch: huh well that was a nice little convo wasn't it. Now can you tell us the frickin Dare!!!

King Spike: don't yell at my GIRLFRIEND Butch!!!!!! I should call you BITCH more often I'm sure no one can guess the difference between Butch the dog And Bitch the FEMALE dog!!!!

Kayani: *comes out of nowhere eating pizza* Ohhhhhh Butch you just got told!!!!!!!!

Buttercup: I should be defending Butch but this is too funny!

Aliyah: Umm okay then. And Kayani what are you doing here didn't you have football to go to?

Kayani: it was raining so it got canceled.

Me: So Umm guys can we please start this Dare? *Looks bored*

Aliyah: of coarse!!! Okay so my dare is for the boys to dress up as Bruno Mars from the music video Uptown Funk and sing it in front of a bunch of people!

Me: Ohhhhh me likey!

King Spike: *glaring at Butch or should I say BITCH* Wait I want Bitch to also wear pink high heels and red glamour girl lipstick with the Bruno Mars look.

Me: Alrighty this dare is officially one of my favorites!!!

Boomer: Well this isn't to bad. *sighs* I'm going to get changed. *goes to the bathroom with outfit*

Brick: yeah what he said *grabs clothes and goes to the other bathroom*

Kayani: this will be juicy!!!

Butch: ugh!!! I hate my life. *walk into the changing room with everything he needs*

Kayani: I can't wit to this go down *chomps on pizza* like seriously this should be hilarious! *pulls out more pizza and a bag of hot wings*

Me: Care to share Kayani!! *grins*

Kayani: Hell No!!! This is my Food!

Me: well that's rude. Since you did that I shall beat you in a game of Football.

Aliyah: Are you sure you wanna do that. Kayani is a beast when it comes to Football.

Me: I'm a ninja remember? I can do anything.

Boomer and Brick: *come out in Bruno Mars outfit and a microphone*

Butch:*comes out in Bruno Mars outfit with pink high heels and red lipstick* I hate you all!

Me: Shut up!!! Now let's go to the mall!

Five minutes later (Spongebob narrator voice)

Kayani: we're here!!!!! *eats last piece of chicken* lets go to the food court!!!

Me: you just ate! We have to do Football and you are eating a lot. Not a good combo.

Kayani: oh please I'm fine!!!

Boys:*going to the outside of a Victoria secret store* okay we're ready!

Me: Why do it at a Vicky secret store when you can do it at a Calvin Klein boxer store?

Boys: Hot babes duh!!!

Ppgz: *smacks the boys heads* You sons of a Baka!!!!

King Spike: get on with it!

Boys: Here we go!!! 1 2 3 Go!!!

(Boomer)

This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin', whilen, livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty

(Butch)
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down

(Brick)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh
(Boomer)

Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, get the stretch
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood
Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh dry skippy

(Butch)
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Bitch say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down

(Brick)

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)

Don't believe me just watch uh
(Boomer)
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh

(Butch)

Before we leave
Lemmi tell y'all a lil' something
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up uh
I said uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up

Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me

(Brick)

Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch come on!

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh

(Boys)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up

Everybody in the mall: *clapping * whoop whoop woot!!!! Yeah!!!

Me: they were actually....... Good?

Kayani: oh no I came to laugh so I'm going to laugh. *smirks evily*

Boys: that was fun!!!!

Kayani: here is a well done present guys. *has pie behind her back*

Aliyah: Well that was great singing.

King Spike: So the bitch can sing huh?

Kayani: kanichiwa bakas!!!! *slams all three pies in the rowdys faces* hahahahahaha I feel so accomplished.

Me: Holy shit Hahahahahahahahaha

King Spike: well done Kayani, well done. *claps*

Aliyah: Omg ahahahahahahah rotfl hahahahaha lmfao hahahahaha

Brick: the fuck was that for?!?! *growls*

Boomer: mmmmmm blueberry pie!!!! Thanks Kayani!

Butch: The hell?!?!

Kayani: relax it was just a..a..a football good luck thing for me! Yeah that's it.

Me: speaking of football this mall has a football field! Let's go.

(At the field)

Me: DOWN. SET. HIKE!!! *runs with the ball but gets tackled by Kayani*

Kayani: You'll regret challenging me at football!!! I'll go all beast mode on your ass!

Me: Competitive much.

End of the game.

Me: how did you do that *gasps*

Kayani: it was easy.

Aliyah: how in the world of fuck did you get 1-53!!!!

Kayani: I went beast mode what do you expect!

Me: well I'm not gonna bother with the comment vote and read crap so.... Bye my Bootiful people of Newtownsville