The cliff kiss and Hash brownies
Me: Hello my bootyfuls how's life!!
Brick: nobody cares. -_-
Me: well tell that to the people that read this!
Blossom: Its true! A lot of people do care.
Buttercup: do you people have anything better to do than read about our lives?
Faith: *comes out in a cat hoodie with read jeans* Nope, well except me playing minecraft.
Me: FAITH!!!! I didn't even introduce you!!!! Ugh Dammit!!!
Faith: *smiles sheepishly* Sorry but its not like its a big deal *shrug*
Me: are you freaking kidding me!!* growls*
Bubbles: calm down Sarai calm down.
Me: *sighs* okay
Buttercup: Er um so Faith wazzup?
Faith: My Head!!! That's what's up!!!! *gets out I phone and plugs into the amplifier*
Butch: uh Faith what are you doing?
Faith: *grins* Music.
Me: Yay!! Okay so what's the dare?
Faith: okay okay, pushy. Well that's not technically pushy but whatever. Okay so the dare is that Blossom has to push Boomer off a cliff then catch him and then............wait for it................wait for it ............. wait for it.........kiss him!!!!
Boomer and Blossom: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Bubbles: Hell no!!! No offence Blossom but I don't want your herpes infested mouth anywhere near my Boomy!!!!
Blossom: well excuse me!!!
Brick: I agree with perky blue except for the herpes mouth part what kind of person are you?
Faith:*plays angel with a shotgun* Well it is gonna happen!!!.
Me:. Yay my favorite song!
Me and Faith: Get out your guns, battles begun. Are you a saint or a sinner?!!!
Butch: this is stupid but entertaining.
Buttercup: you guys singing is a fail!!
Me: Fail like your moms Birth control!!
Everyone except Buttercup: Ooooh Burn!!
Butch: This is just down right Hilarious.
Buttercup: Butch you ate my boyfriend and your not sticking up for me!!!!
Butch: o-okay I'm s-s-sorry Butt-ercup Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Bwahahahahahaaa!!!!!
Me: I know I'm funny hardy har har!! Now let's go tho the cliff! *pushes everone to the door*
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Boomer: Do we really have to---
Faith: Yes now shut up!
Blossom: here goes nothin *closes eyes and pushes Boomer off the cliff*
Boomer:Ahhh somebody save me!!
Blossom: *transforms* hyper blossom!! I'm comming! Oh wait a sec my nails are crusty!!
Boomer: Oh okay don't mind me I'll just fall to my death!!
Blossom: Shut up Boomer I'm trying to fil-- Holy shit!! Boomer!! *flies down faster than a bird on crack and catches boomer*
Boomer: What the fuck is wrong with you!! Sorry mind my french. I almost died!!
Blossom: sorry it was an accident
Boomer:*grumbles* sorry my ass
Me: this is where you kiss.
Boomer: You people make me kiss everyone and that just makes me feel like a thot. What's next am I going to have to kiss me my brothers sorry I'm not incest and I don't swing that way. ( .Again I don't have a thing against gay or lesbians its totally okay if your happy guys I'm happy)
Faith: Sorry Boomer but I honestly don't care.
Bubbles:*crying* Don't do it Boomy waa waa
Boomer: Sorry Bubbles but it has to be done. Just remember I will always love you.
Buttercup:You guys are acting like someones about to die ina starwars movie.
Boomer and Blossom: Ugh! *kiss* eww eww eww
Bubbles: No the herpes the herpes!!!
Blossom: cut the crap Bubbles! Ewww!!
Brick: is it bad that I want to kill mynown brother?
Buttercup:*laughing hard* Bwahaaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: that's all the time we have folks. So please vote.
Faith: read
Beast boy and Brute: comment boi!!!
Brute:Hola people wazzup!!
Beast boy: what's crackalackin dog pound!!!!
Buttercup: *still laughing* G-guys o-oh my gosh! I'm dying Bwagagagagaga
Bubbles: *eats hash brownies accidentally* Mmmm these are good*sniff*
(Hash brownies have cocaine)
Me: Bubbles uh did you eat those brownies?
Bubbles: uh der!!! Omigod!! Voldemort its really you I love your baldness!!!! *runs over to a set of bowling balls*
Butch: What is happening?Er and why do you er have er cocaine filled brownies?
Me: well Bubbles is high and those are Josh's brownies. *shruggs*
Boomer:WHAT!! Oh no!
Bubbles: *talking to a yellow sponge* Hello spongebob can you make me a crabby patty? Oh and hold the pickles!
Me: This is awesome I should feed you guys cocaine more often. Ha ha jk jk!
Everyone except Me and Bubbles: -_-
Me: Bye my bootiful people of New Townsville. Woop woop!!
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