The cliff kiss and Hash brownies

Me: Hello my bootyfuls how's life!!

Brick: nobody cares. -_-

Me: well tell that to the people that read this!

Blossom: Its true! A lot of people do care.

Buttercup: do you people have anything better to do than read about our lives?

Faith: *comes out in a cat hoodie with read jeans* Nope, well except me playing minecraft.

Me: FAITH!!!! I didn't even introduce you!!!! Ugh Dammit!!!

Faith: *smiles sheepishly* Sorry but its not like its a big deal *shrug*

Me: are you freaking kidding me!!* growls*

Bubbles: calm down Sarai calm down.

Me: *sighs* okay

Buttercup: Er um so Faith wazzup?

Faith: My Head!!! That's what's up!!!! *gets out I phone and plugs into the amplifier*

Butch: uh Faith what are you doing?

Faith: *grins* Music.

Me: Yay!! Okay so what's the dare?

Faith: okay okay, pushy.  Well that's not technically pushy but whatever. Okay so the dare is that Blossom has to push Boomer off a cliff then catch him and then............wait for it................wait for it ............. wait for it.........kiss him!!!!

Boomer and Blossom: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Bubbles: Hell no!!! No offence Blossom but I don't want your herpes infested mouth anywhere near my Boomy!!!!

Blossom: well excuse me!!!

Brick: I agree with perky blue except for the herpes mouth part what kind of person are you?

Faith:*plays angel with a shotgun* Well it is gonna happen!!!.

Me:. Yay my favorite song!

Me and Faith: Get out your guns, battles begun. Are you a saint or a sinner?!!!

Butch: this is stupid but entertaining.

Buttercup: you guys singing is a fail!!

Me: Fail like your moms Birth control!!

Everyone except Buttercup: Ooooh Burn!!

Butch: This is just down right Hilarious.

Buttercup: Butch you ate my boyfriend and your not sticking up for me!!!!

Butch: o-okay I'm s-s-sorry Butt-ercup Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Bwahahahahahaaa!!!!!

Me: I know I'm funny hardy har har!! Now let's go tho the cliff! *pushes everone to the door*

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Boomer: Do we really have to---

Faith: Yes now shut up!

Blossom: here goes nothin *closes eyes and pushes Boomer off the cliff*

Boomer:Ahhh somebody save me!!

Blossom: *transforms* hyper blossom!! I'm comming! Oh wait a sec my nails are crusty!!

Boomer: Oh okay don't mind me I'll just fall to my death!!

Blossom: Shut up Boomer I'm trying to fil-- Holy shit!! Boomer!! *flies down faster than a bird on crack and catches boomer*

Boomer: What the fuck is wrong with you!! Sorry mind my french. I almost died!!

Blossom: sorry it was an accident

Boomer:*grumbles* sorry my ass

Me: this is where you kiss.

Boomer: You people make me kiss everyone and that just makes me feel like a thot. What's next am I going to have to kiss me my brothers sorry I'm not incest and I don't swing that way. ( .Again I don't have a thing against gay or lesbians its totally okay if your happy guys I'm happy)

Faith: Sorry Boomer but I honestly don't care.

Bubbles:*crying* Don't do it Boomy waa waa

Boomer: Sorry Bubbles but it has to be done. Just remember I will always love you.

Buttercup:You guys are acting like someones about to die ina starwars movie.

Boomer and Blossom: Ugh! *kiss* eww eww eww

Bubbles: No the herpes the herpes!!!

Blossom: cut the crap Bubbles! Ewww!!

Brick: is it bad that I want to kill mynown brother?

Buttercup:*laughing hard* Bwahaaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: that's all the time we have folks. So please vote.

Faith: read

Beast boy and Brute: comment boi!!!

Brute:Hola people wazzup!!

Beast boy: what's crackalackin dog pound!!!!

Buttercup: *still laughing* G-guys o-oh my gosh! I'm dying Bwagagagagaga

Bubbles: *eats hash brownies accidentally* Mmmm these are good*sniff*

(Hash brownies have cocaine)

Me: Bubbles uh did you eat those brownies?

Bubbles: uh der!!! Omigod!! Voldemort its really you I love your baldness!!!! *runs over to a set of bowling balls*

Butch: What is happening?Er and why do you er have er cocaine filled brownies?

Me: well Bubbles is high and those are Josh's brownies. *shruggs*

Boomer:WHAT!! Oh no!

Bubbles: *talking to a yellow sponge* Hello spongebob can you make me a crabby patty? Oh and hold the pickles!

Me: This is awesome I should feed you guys cocaine more often. Ha ha jk jk!

Everyone except Me and Bubbles: -_-

Me: Bye my bootiful people of New Townsville. Woop woop!!









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