Me: hey my bootifuls.Miss me? 

Brick: No now shut the fuck up.

Me: uh let me think... Um no just  because you are on your man period doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.

Brick: no in don't have a period and never will.

Me: that's what you said. Anyway I'm here with Erline.

Erline: wazzup everybody!!

Me: nothing so what's the dare.

Erline: its for Butch and he has to wear a green dress and green heels and sing On a plain by Nirvana.

Buttercup: yea girl you are ze best! ( yea I said 'zd' you got a problem with that if you do then speak to my lawyers aka me because I don't have one. Lol jk jk.)

Butch: no no no I didn't even shave my legs so no!!

Everybody except Butch: O.o umm okayyyy.

Butch: who said that. Oh yeah it was Fredward.

Butch aka Fredward: It was not Butch because he is to awesome.

Butch: thank you Fredward.

Me: okay let's do the dare before this gets weirder.

{Just then a wrecking ball comes out of no where and hits boomer in the head.}

Bubbles: Boomy are you okay speak to me come on speak!!

Bommer: I'm up I'm up!!!!! I AM UP!!!!!!!

Me : this is weird so let's start.

Butch:*walk into the bathroom*

............................................................................................................

10 minutes later (S-Bob narrorator voice)

Butch: I'm done *wearing a green dress, green sparkly shoes, and a green bow.

Me: bwahah lol

Erline: aww

Me: you should let your hair d--- wow you legs are hairy now I see the resemblance between you and Mojo.

Butch: shut up.

Brick and Blossom: I'll go get mojo.

Brick: after you

Blossom: no after you

Brick no I insist

Blossom: get the fuck out!! *growls *

Me: Well damn

Bubbles: don't do that its mean

Me: shut the hell up Bubbles.

Bubbles: okay

Brick: I got him *walks in with mojo*

Mojo: what are all these smelly humans here?

Me: because I live here!!

Mojo: ohh did anyone realize I kind of sound Jamaican.

Boomer: yeah now that you mention it.

Butch:*comes out* well hello mama

Buttercup: ha mama lol. Wait did I just use text talk gross!!!

Butch:*rolls eyes*

Mojo: huh what's happening!

Butch: I'll start this off without any words
I got so high that I scratched 'till I bled

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The finest day that I ever had
Was when I learned to cry on command

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?
I'm on a plain
I can't complain
I'm on a plain

My brother died every night
It's safe to say, don't quote me on that

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The black sheep got blackmailed again
Forgot to put on the zip code

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

I'm on a plain
I can't complain
I'm on a plain

Somewhere I have heard this before
In a dream my memory has stored
As a defense I'm neutered and spayed
What the hell am I trying to say?

It is now time to make it unclear
To write off lines that don't make sense

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

And one more special message to go
And then I'm done, then I can go home

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

[x3]
I'm on a plain
I can't complain

Me: bwhahahahahabahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaaahahahhaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Erline: hahahahahabababah lol okay wow

Mojo: this is gross I'm leaving bye sons.

Boys: bye mama!!

Boomer: since Sarai is laughing I am closing out so please vote

Erline: read

Amoeba boys: comment

Me: they look like water.

Mia aka my dog: roof roof * chases after Amoeba boys.*

Amoeba boys: ahhhhh

Mia:*eats them*

Me: well they are gone. So..... Just dance *lady gaga is singing just dance now*

Everyone: bye bootiful people of new Townsville!!!