Me: hello my bootifuls!!!!!

Brick: hola people!

Me: I'm the only one who says intros!!!!

Brick: sorry I'm sorry!

Me: you better be. Anyway today we have someone special here to give us a dare.

Bubbles: Who is it?

Kayani: *jumps out of the sky* IT IS ME!!!!

Butch: Kayani?

Kayani: Noo it's your mom. Of course it's Kayani!!

Me:okay so tell us your dare Kayani.

Kayani: okay so My dare is for Butch to dress up like a made and sing the Barbie theme song while being our servant!!

Butch: why me why me!!!!

Me: I'm going to love this.

Bubbles: I might love this idk.

Me: Ugh!! Bubbles stop rethinking your thoughts!!!

Kayani: Butch!!! Go get your tooshie dressed!

Butch: okay I'm going, I'm going.*goes into the bathroom*

Me: Kayani your dare is amazing!!!

Kayani: I know!*slides the house phone behind her back*

Boomer: well this is going to be my favorite dare in the last few chapters!

Me: Ikr! Well to be random! I've got a new crush at school! He's really cute and I'm like so sad cause he might get together with his ex but whatevs that's life people! Maybe at the end of the book I'll post a pic and a name but.... I'm not making any promises.

Kayani: Well that's random but whatever. Butch are you ready?!?!

Butch: *groans* yeah.

Buttercup: all phones out right? *smirks*

Butch: *walks out*

Blossom: omg!!! I can't even!!! Bwahahahahah!

Brick: nice dress Butch.

Bubbles: yup defiantly going to enjoy this.

Kayani: yes Butch!! Work the pink! Mnce mnce mnce!!!

Butch: shut up Kayani.

Kayani: no you shut up!!!

Me: Okkkaaaayyyy... Let's get started!

~*~

Butch: Is there anything you would like Blossom?

Blossom: Yes!! I want a bucket of candy.

Butch: right away, and for you Kayani? *grumbles*

Kayani: Well of coarse. *smirks* I'd love a Hamster all the way in Africa!

Butch: What the actual fuck is your problem!!!

Me: Now now, Butch you must be a loyal servant. *shakes head*

Kayani: just for that, you have to sing the Barbie song first

Butch: Gahhhh!!! Fine I'll sing the damn song!
Hiya Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you want to go for a ride?
Sure Ken.
Jump in.

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly.
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamor in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.
You can touch,
you can play,
if you say "I'm always yours"

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please,
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch,
you can play,
If you say "I'm always yours"
You can touch,
you can play,
If you say "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we are just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken.

Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was hilarious!!!!

Boomer:😰😰😰 that...was....SCARY!!!!

Blossom:😭😭😭😭😭 I can't stop laughing!!

Brick:😱😨😨😱 IM HORRIFIED!

Kayani:😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😂😂😂 I enjoyed every moment of that!

Bubbles: 😄😄😄😄😄☺️☺️☺️☺️ that was funny on so many levels!

Buttercup:😬😆😆😆😆😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 that was funny and creepy all at once.

Butch: shut the hell up!!! All of you!

Me: Butch, GO DIE!!!

Butch: Why in the world would I do that?!?!

Me: I don't know! Just get out my house you party pooper!

Kayani: yeah I bet you poop at the parties! *german accent*

Buttercup: I bet he was constipated at the parties.

Me: ha that is all we have for today so please vote

Kayani: read muchachos!!

Lucy from fairy tail: Comment my friends!

Me: Ahhh!!! It's Lucy!!! Omg you are amazing p!! Where is Grey, Natsu, Ezra, and Happy!!!!

Natzu: I'm right here!!!

Me: OMFG!!!! AHHH!!! I love you guys!!!

Ezra: It's an honor to be on your show!!!

Me: HOLY SHIT OF MOTHER COWS!!! EZRA!!!!!

Happy: Heyo!!! Guys!

Me: HAPPY!!!!!!! Awww he's so CUTE!!!

Grey: Well I'm joining the party too!!!

Me: ASDFGHJKL!!!! *fangirling* GREY!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! GREY YOU ARE THE CUTEST ANIME GUY EVER!!!

Aliyah: Hey gu-- AHHHHHHHHH!!!! FAIRYTAIL!!!!!!! ASDFGHJKL!!!

Brittany: Hello guys! Woah!! New peeps!! How's it going Natsu,Lucy,Grey,Happy, Ezra! How's life?

John (from my school. You probably don't know him): fairy tail!!!!!! *faints*

Me: *hugging Grey* bye my bootifuls!!!!

Grey: *looks uncomfortable* Uhh yeah.

Brittany: bye bye my lovelies!

Jennifer: *comes out of the sky* Bye ma peeps!

Me: Where did you come from Jennifer!

Jennifer: hmm I don't know I just sorta appeared.

Erline: *comes out of the computer* Bye my amazings!!

Me: where are you guys coming from!!

Erline: FROM A COMPUTER!!!

Faith: bye my cupcakes!!!

Aliyah: See ya my awesomesauces!

Kayani: Bye Chicas and Chicos!!

Ezra: bye All of you noble people.*bows*

Lucy: Catch you later alligator. *winks*

Natsu: See ya on the flip side!*makes peace sign*

Grey: Umm I think I will be staying here for a while *looks at hi human anklet aka Me!!!!*

Me: Omg did The Gray just like, LOOK AT ME!!! OMFG bye guys!